Alright bitches as your new new virtuous dictator (see: drama mod) I have been deemed fit to clean up this shithole, so listen up!

1  2018-10-13 by Wraith_GraveSpell

Literally who? you are asking yourself.

Well that's ok, my child. You see I am one of the oldfags on here who hasn't managed to get banned or deported themselves. I've been watching quietly from the shadows and I have to say I am disappointed in you all.

I've seen this place turn into an agendaposting cesspool leading up to the election. I was here before Prince_Kroptokin got rinsed. I was here when Pol_Invictus was the residential retard and not Captainpreop or whatever his name is. I was here when Noodles went on a doxxing rampage and we all found out he liked to "arf arf!" in a dog collar. I was here when all the mods tried to usurp our glorious leader /u/Annarchist. Sheiiit, I was here when T_D was an ironic sub where people would just post memes because the idea of Trump being president was a complete joke. I was here when a mod of T_D got the shit beat out of him by a Greek male feminist cuck from New York.

Most of you don't know what I'm talking about, but that's OK, the golden days are gone and you will never bask in the amount of white hot autism this place used to produce; and thus I pity you.

A little about myself so you know what kind of force I am to be reckoned with:

  1. I am the TOP mod of /r/radicalcentrism. Yes, that means you can safely assume that I am in fact an unironic NAZBOL. We must seize the means of production from the Jewseoisie and their false centrist Neo-liberal ways.

  2. I am NOT an advocate of the mayocide (in b4 headasplodes_bot). The reason this being is that I don't believe in further victimizing marginalized groups. You see, wh*te "people" (Allah forgive me for such an utterance) are the most likely to suffer from mental disorders, this applies to 100% of mayo women. We should pity them, not hate them.

  3. For 5 years I have been a breatharian. I beleive that Vegans are deplorable hypocrites who do not take into the suffering of microscopic life or plant life into consideration. That is why I do not brush my teeth, they are sanctuary for so many lifeforms! Sometimes I try to fast, but it only lasts for five minutes and I wake up in the hospital afterwards. It's clear that this is due to unpure air quality and essentially the amount of pollution in our atmosphere is causing me to starve.

  4. I will NOT post bussy, but I will post Lil Boosie

  5. I Voted for Donald Trump. Although I disagree with his policies and his choice in mail order brides, I have around 50,000 GBP invested into dramacoin and this was an investment I wasn't going to fuck up. In order to restore radical centrism, I will vote for only democrats and women on Nov 8th, regardless of policy or criminal record.

Now that you know where I'm coming from, here are the new policies that will be implemented:

  1. MDEfugees will only be welcome with proper documentation. In order to promote balance and radical centrism, MDE posters will be required to provide legal documentation showing that they are married to a ChapoTrapHouse poster. Consider this something similar to getting your green card or becoming an anchor baby.

  2. From here on, all Platyposts, Tayposts, and Kanyeposts will be strictly FORBODEN. This is a BIRD-BASED sub, and it shall stay that way. Shit posting must be of the avarian variety due to our alliance with /r/partyparrots. Dinosaurs don't count unless they have feathers. If you must post something similar, I encourage the next closest thing to post would be Balut-posting. Adorable, isn't she?

  3. Last an not least, if I haven't convinced you yet, I promise that all stickied posts from /u/Masterlawlz will be removed and replaced with Ben10 rule34.

I look forward to reading all your reports and subsequently banning anyone I don't like.

67 comments

1  BussyShillBot 2018-10-13

Also, I have never said I hate white men, quite contrary, I like them as long asthey recognize and acknowledge their place in the world: that is, under the foot of a black man, same goes for all you cucks. The true evil in this world is /r/SubredditDrama, which is my only enemy. Hitler was an animal rights advocate, and I quite like animals too, so I have nothing against white people per ce, just don't think rapid babboons should be running on the streets among people, smh. Once the /r/SubredditDrama cancer is gone and social order is restored, we can live in harmony with the subhumans, they in their lard, and we in our cities.

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  1. suffer from mental disorders - Outline

  2. breatharian - Outline

  3. plant life - Outline

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1  SnapshillBot 2018-10-13

"Internalized misogynist" and "prude" are the new slurs for women with standards and boundaries. Don't let newspeak fool you. ;)

Snapshots:

  1. This Post - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, removeddit.com, archive.is

  2. /u/Annarchist - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is*

  3. mod of T_D got the shit beat out of... - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is

  4. /r/radicalcentrism - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is*

  5. suffer from mental disorders - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is

  6. breatharian - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is

  7. plant life - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is

  8. Lil Boosie - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is

  9. /r/partyparrots - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is*

  10. Balut-posting - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is

  11. /u/Masterlawlz - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is*

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1  AnnArchist 2018-10-13

lol im tagged?

1  GoogMastr 2018-10-13

Tl;dr

But if you said anything about cleaning up the garbage of this shithole then welcome new leader. If you promise to stop that annoying Anime Cosplay shitposter I'll vote for you again in 4 years in the re-election

1  Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-13

If you promise to stop that annoying Anime Cosplay shitposter I'll vote for you again in 4 years in the re-election

Sorry but he promised to post his picture by the end of the month if he gets enough subs so you'll have to deal with it until then.

1  acidoverbasic 2018-10-13

He already posted it on Kpop forum but he's a decent lolcow so I agree with your decision.

1  GoogMastr 2018-10-13

u/Wraith_GraveSpell Please stop him now

1  DistortedLines 2018-10-13

Tayposts will be strictly forbidden

Who do you think you are lol. Tay is qween.

1  Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-13

I don't want us promoting advocates of ethno-nationalism, that's why I wont allow Ye-posts either.

1  Electroyote 2018-10-13

I think you meant to mod r/politics.

Common mistake, pal. Now go back to your shithole.

1  Dildokin 2018-10-13

Im not gonna read any of this, mods are the most pathetic peoples around, grats on your diagnostic

1  Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-10-13

I beleive that Vegans are deplorable hypocrites who do not take into the suffering of microscopic life or plant life into consideration.

Welcome aboard!

From here on, all Platyposts, Tayposts, and Kanyeposts will be strictly FORBODEN. This is a BIRD-BASED sub, and it shall stay that way.

YOU MONSTER

1  ComedicSans 2018-10-13

user reports:
1: praising tired jokes lifted from 90s standup

At least they're not airline food, amirite?

1  Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-10-13

Who are these people?

1  Think_Once 2018-10-13

MasterLawlz stickies

degenerate Ben10 pics

Where is the difference?

1  respaaaaaj 2018-10-13

Wait till he finds out mememods don't have any actual powers to do more than delete lalwz stickies

1  Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-13

I will work my way up to the top until I can abuse my powers accordingly

1  ComedicSans 2018-10-13

I will work my way up to the top

YOU MOTHERFUCKER, YOU'VE FUCKING RUINED IT!

😢 😢 😢 😢 😢 😢 Now I have a reason not to de-mod /u/MasterLawlz 😢 😢 😢 😢 😢 😢

1  FrostBittenSalsa 2018-10-13

False, remember our deal. I've eaten him and shat him out. How he's still alive is a mystery

1  Prysorra2 2018-10-13

You're not even important enough to be visible on the sidebar without clicking.

1  Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-13

Thats because I was just recently modded, its sorted chronologically, not by powers. But a brainlet like yourself could never understand that.

1  Prysorra2 2018-10-13

Wow. Noob mod is very very smart.

1  froibo 2018-10-13

I would love that power, everyone should have it.

1  Chayim47 2018-10-13

What’s the deal with Ben10 rule34?

1  le_epic_xd 2018-10-13

In line, new dictator: you're not the first and most certainly not the last to be "selected"

1  Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-13

I'll make sure that changes soon

1  The_Great_I_Am_Not 2018-10-13

No.

1  high_side 2018-10-13

This is a BIRD-BASED sub

The platypus is a bird, did you miss the beak.

I already hate FNG mod.

1  Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-13

If a platypus is a bird, then an echidna is a fucking reptile

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2018-10-13

You're no longer the newest mod so nobody cares

1  Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-13

You cared enough to respond, Semitick.

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2018-10-13

That's a pretty low bar tho

1  Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-13

I'm all about setting that bar lower bby

1  Wololol0w 2018-10-13

Be nice to her and her khazar milkers boy

1  Agenda_Poster 2018-10-13

This was not a good read

1  Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-13

Says the agenda poster

1  bareballzthebitch 2018-10-13

More newmod power fantasy faggotry and continued discrimination against sockposters.

1  Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-13

I still support sockposters because they have great deals at socksoff.com!

1  MorelloCherries 2018-10-13

Stopped reading at y’all! Fuck you bitch! Leave my Tay mod, Dino mod and platy mod alone. Don’t dare go near my other “special” mods/pals because I’ll find you. Feel free to ban me, because that’s the only trumped up shitty thing you can do. ✌🏻out,

1  Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-13

Feel free to ban me

Ok if you say so

1  DramaCharacter 2018-10-13

Ooooooo check you being all masterful!

1  froibo 2018-10-13

K

1  TenderWoman 2018-10-13

The people of Israel support the new moderator.

Shalom goyim!

1  serialflamingo 2018-10-13

Ugh, enough.

1  Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-13

Um wow. Ya'll. Yep. Gonna be a yikes from me on this. Ummm. Could you, ya'll, ummm, please consider that I would read this? Umm. Wow. Gross

1  SupaDupaFlyAccount 2018-10-13

Why the are you guys modding so many people?

1  DistortedLines 2018-10-13

Its a secret plan that we cant disclose to the public.

1  snowkarl 2018-10-13

Good job guys, we were running out of autists in chief.

Who is getting modded tomorrow btw?

1  Kochroach 2018-10-13

If r/subredditcancer wasn't really r/libsbannedmefrompolitics I would post this there and enjoy my 10*gilding.

1  e-guy 2018-10-13

K

1  itsCaffeine 2018-10-13

Mod me you dumdums

1  aef823 2018-10-13

Literally who is immune to inb4 due to the method of trying to do inb4.

Therefore, literally who.

1  Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-13

did you have a stroke while writing this?

1  aef823 2018-10-13

0/10 bantz. Stick to autism longposts no one will ever read m8.

1  Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-13

k

1  aef823 2018-10-13

Hey not my fault you're too retarded to know bird law, and are too buttfrustrated to ask for help.

1  Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-13

My hands are too big for bird law

1  Thefbiman 2018-10-13

Don’t care

1  FrostBittenSalsa 2018-10-13

This is why you idiots aren't getting promo codes for SocksOff.com

1  SHIT_FAUCET_ 2018-10-13

Rude af. You don't even get an erotic modfiction.

1  jaredschaffer27 2018-10-13

In the future, we won't need a visionary to write a Mein Kampf style screed against internet mods. The modocide will happen naturally just by printing mod posts verbatim onto paper and hanging them on telephone poles.

1  smrt109 2018-10-13

u/Masterlawlz wya

1  Anarcho_Autism 2018-10-13

I have no clue what's going on here but I fully support subversive power plays which erode the fundamental values of r/drama.

Why?

Because drama lmao mayocide bussy now

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1  Electroyote 2018-10-13

Too gay; didn't read.