Man tries to avoid child support, r/news calmly discusses the definition of murder.

1  2018-10-14 by geeses

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Yah just avoid dripping precum????

Bruh just wrap your dick in flex tape

Reddit could just accept it's murder.

Every fucking time one of you pro-life idiots comes crawling when a topic like this comes up.

Pro-anything people are idiots, but why wouldn't one of them come crawling when the topic itself is brought up?

I am not pro-life or pro-choice. I am pro-abortion. I believe all children deserve death. All government funding across the world should go towards planned parenthood. No more military, no more healthcare, just abortions. Unite all the countries in the world for this cause. Change the UN into the UA, United Abortions. All these silver spoon politicians sitting up in their ivory towers, not giving a single fuck about what happens to the common man? Without us, they are nothing. What about the real problems, huh? The human race needs to be eradicated. That's just the simple truth. #humanabortion2018

This but unironically.

He's right though tbf

OUT OUT OUT

They must leave

It's only murder when a man does it

personal responsibility is the real patriarchy

This is just too perfect, lmao.

financial abortion

MRAs always have the most retarded buzzwords

All of this will be solved now that Justice "Ban Roasties" Kavanaugh is on the bench.

So many idiots think he's going to ban abortion when if you thought about it for even a single second you'd realize that was never going to happen.

What he's going to do is make abortion the sole discretion of the father. That way gold-diggin coal-burning mudshark roasties can't derail the careers of important politicians.

We need to start administering pregnancy tests at bars to prevent attempted murder from alcohol poisoning for babies.

Not going nearly far enough. All men should be fitted with anti-masturbation devices to avoid the death of sperm.

Cock cages for all!

Depending on your state it's actually explicity illegal to refuse to serve pregnant women alcohol because it's "sex discrimination."

It isn't sex discrimination, it is refusing service to abusive people.

It's retarded. Some states drug and alcohol use during pregnancy is recognized as child abuse. Some states like new York explicitly say refusing to serve alcohol to a pregnant women is sex discrimination. The laws on the books are all over the place and inconsistent as fuck. https://www.alcohol.org/laws/serving-alcohol-to-pregnant-women/

Lol at sex discrimination. It isn't because they are women.

The New York law stems from workplace treatment. Like you can't fire a lady because she's pregnant. Makes sense. But then retards go and interpret it like this.

That one has nothing to do with the other should go without saying. Apparently not.

The best part is it directly conflicts with the dram shop rule.

dram shop rule n. a statute (Dram Shop Act) or case law in 38 states which makes a business which sells alcoholic drinks or a host who serves liquor to a drinker who is obviously intoxicated or close to it, strictly liable to anyone injured by the drunken patron or guest

If a child is born all retarded then the interpretation is the state can find the bartender liable for doing it.

Yeah if anything I would think the logic would be an extension of not serving people who are fucked up.

The financial abortion argument is largely invalidated by the need of the child.

Pro-choice people suddenly decide that fetuses are children when one of their other opinions is challenged. This is why I support the radical centrist position that abortion should be mandatory on any fetus that is found to have a high likelyhood of caring about politics.

any fetus that is white imo.

children

fetus

I prefer the term "person in development"

Do you not find it hypocritical though? The guy charged with murder, but if the women decided to abort it would be completely legal? Somethings really wrong with that.

It's inexplicable. Like how when I had LASIK, it was a "normal procedure", but when I want to go around blasting medical lasers into other people's eyes...

TIL that a foetus consents to being aborted when it's the mother doing it.

Bodily autonomy for me but not for thee!

Blasting lasers into other people's eyes is not considered a crime against their eyes, is it?

The hypocrisy is in seeing the dude's action as attempted murder of an unborn child (which implies that the unborn child is indeed a person with rights) instead of just him poisoning the woman.

It was being treated as a crime against that child, not the mother. He didn't attempt to murder the woman.

Look who I found

Our favorite hindu braincel wading in with some forced alt-right memes.

I am not pro-life or pro-choice. I am pro-abortion. I believe all children deserve death. All government funding across the world should go towards planned parenthood. No more military, no more healthcare, just abortions. Unite all the countries in the world for this cause. Change the UN into the UA, United Abortions. All these silver spoon politicians sitting up in their ivory towers, not giving a single fuck about what happens to the common man? Without us, they are nothing. What about the real problems, huh? The human race needs to be eradicated. That's just the simple truth. #humanabortion2018

Meh anyone who isn't retarded knows its killing and this is a retard double standard. Its most certainly killing another human.

God I hope new judge aborts Row v wade for annoying white women.

Biologists here you wont win this your shit pro choice memes wont work. By the time you even discover you are pregnant its no longer "just sum cells brah" I know more about progesterone and that pussy hormone than you fools know about bussy and autism combined

No other living animal goes through self infanticide and you can see the psychological damage post abortion. They get really defensive if you even suggested they are a bad person for killing their progeny.

Irl conversation

wow my mom told me that clinic is where she almost aborted me....I'm pro choice but that is just a dark thing to say

"Ya you retard your own blood said she almost turned you into scrambled eggs so she can do more watercolors with ambian with rum."

Most of your shitty goals are worth much less than raising a kid that's not a shit head. Imagine your kid not being a degenerate like you lmfao

Pro-birthers truly are the scum of the earth.

WAHH PLS PAY FOR MY SHITTY MENTAL CAPACITY

If you can't handle simple biological responsibility idc if you are poor and single your whole life. Sorry.

Abortion is murder and why should allow it anyways. Fite me irl.

Idc if you want abortion because the...target demographic... but dont lie to yourself and others. It is murder lul.

No, I was serious. I know how quickly a fetus stops being a ball of cells. Abortion is murder. But we should still allow it.

Sincerely, someone who was nearly aborted.

Hot take: Abortion is murder and we should allow it anyway.

Probably not actually a hot take around these parts.