aww little baby fash

fuck off.

only question is if your progeny will be a school shooter or a school shooting victim.

Go for school victim, it's low risk and we could always use more bullies, kids are becoming weak.

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Hah, like you will be alive in 16 years.

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Hildegard

That, or Felicity.

Or Debbie

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Topkek

Can I cut out the middle man and just talk to your bull?

Hey man, what's up?

Does he not know that you already picked the name?

I think this is all part of his elaborate humiliation kink. That part at the end about "cleaning shotguns"? You don't even want to know what that means.

Anywho, he'll be happy to take care of little Cassandra when the time comes. Maybe his wife will get him a new Switch game as consolation.

The creepy guy who will take pictures of her from his car while she’s in middle school should also get a say. Where’s YameteOtosanItai?

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Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

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What about Margaret? There aren't many hooers named Margaret, right?

That's kind of long for a name,no?

Is H. Logically is a pretty short name. Long middle name tho

Lol I remember this pasta getting posted to a sub, It got 3k downvotes and a mod got mad and banned the user

Actually as long as everyone is of age, father daughter romantic love is a natural and beautiful thing that is unfairly stigmatized. Take the electra pill.

You could always raise a TERF.

Last time I saw this comment it had 100 downvotes and a big group of users attacking it for being sexist.

A little early to be assigning it a gender tbh.

Pick something neutrals then it will have an easier transition if they go that route. Pat maybe.

Alyx

Jordyn

Pat. The answer is Pat.

Patthew

Pathias

A simple flower is always good and it doesnt come off as pretentious or stupid. Something like Rose or Lily

taytay

Congrats unironically

Congrats from me, too :) Best of luck, bro <3

Not really. Modern parenting is staring into your phone interrupted by occasionally yelling at your kid(s). Alternatively, hand the kid the phone as a pacifier (to play a game or something not an actual pacifier)

For the first year you carry them around. With about 40 pounds of gear, everywhere. Then they learn to walk. This is when they are the cutest. It is all downhill from there. Then they learn to talk. Then they learn to talk back, followed by lying. You will go to a lot of birthday parties in this stage so I hope you like pizza. At some point they need help on their homework and then boom they want the car keys.

This is why the smart modern man uses CPS to raise their kids. All those nature documentaries on the cuckoo bird were a real eye opener

Bonus, no child support when you get divorced!

Got that boom part down right.

As long as it has a kick-ass stereo.

It prolly has an 8-track. You will need to upgrade that plus add in a trunk amp/eq/box with at the very least 2X14 in subs, plus tweeters. I don't know what the current meta is on sound systems so maybe watch some episodes of pimp my ride.

You'll be surprised. Lots of downtime despite the sleep deprivation.

Stacey

Mistake

Incella

Because duh

Your new partner in crime, Tammy Sawyer.

Chastity

Congrats 🎉

how about Talia

All the names that could have some sort of meaning to me are of Iberian origin, which I don't think would be particularly useful in the US. If you don't care about that let me know and I'll think of a couple.

Wicker basket.

Meconium.

I named my daughter Alyssa, it's a great name.

for a stripper maybe.

you ensuring she ends up being the girl every guy in school got a blowjob from or nah?

Aisha

kanye swift [put your last name or the last name of bull here]

Tiffany, cause we all know she's a thot.

All women are queens!

Anything but Kasdeja. How about Xochitl?It has a nice ring to it.

I’ve always love Charlotte. Also for some names with flavor there is Ariaen (pronounced ari-in) and Regin. Two of my all time favorite book characters.

Sandra, spelt "xXxanDre"

When you really want your kid to be a sound cloud rapper

I'd name her "Lil' Xanax" or something in that case

congrats on the sex bro

Congratz fucktard!

Miss Carrie

Congrats.

I know a couple of strippers named Emma so that seems to be pretty popular. Or Ella if you want to change it up.

First off, congrats on convincing a real live woman to carry your progeny, that we were all so lucky!

Go for a nice, boring mayo name that won't send her future resumes automatically into the trash pile. Something like "Michelle" or "Dumb bitch".

Joke answer: Masterlawlz

Serious answer: I dunno, Samantha or Scout or something?

Hyper serious answer: Analscrotum the Niggerstomper

Athena, because she sprung fully formed out of Zeus's head, and you made this shit up.

Pick a name people can actually spell/pronounce. My name is spelled wrong like 75% of the time and it's super annoying.

1. Unironically name her Taylor, and that isnt just a drama meme.

2. Congrats on a kid, good luck with it all!

Chadette

congrats on the sex bro

How about Weed lmao

I like Daisy, but my wife wouldn't let me name our daughter that

Leslie, cause it's gender neutral when he finally comes out.

I always thought Chlamydia would be a pretty name if it didn't have a stigma attached to it

Hey sincere congratulations! A little weird that you're posting about it here but to each his own. Name your baby girl after the in-law with an acceptable name you like the most, that way you can name your son whatever you want

Hell yeah dude. We're here for you. List you in-laws with from least-dumb name to most-dumb name and your answer will become clear

Thisnameisfromreddityourhusbandisusingyouforinternetamusementalsoimaretardhahahahaitsnotmybabyitsthebulls

Laquisha

na-a

pronnounced nadasha but spelt as above

Drake

Vlada impaler

Chel.

Fatima, Hope, Nikki.

Martha Anne. Betty Sue. Brandene. Sharlene. Darlene. Etc. Give her that trailer trash vibe. P.s. Congrats you fentanyl-american

Name it

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Scarlet

How do you like the sound of Amna?

How about Crystal? And her future sisters can be Snow and Mary Jane.

Elizabeth is every chicks middle name, and you have to be super county to live up to it as a first name, which I do. I believe your daughter can, too. So, don't dismiss Elizabeth. That said, my middle name is Alexander, and I feel it should have been my first name, because it's badass. Give your kid a man's name. Ain't no thang.

Swaylor Tift

Camilla

Your best bet instead of you naming her would be to cut yourself and all male influence out of your daughters life. Then once you've done that let your wife name her and have nothing to do with your child every again so she doesn't have to grow up be poisoned by toxic male influences.

Evlis.

Lolita. Its in reference to one of the greatest novels of the 20th century. If you haven't read it you should, Nabokov's prose alone is worth doing so.

I always liked Sarah or Heather

Alexandra, Emily, Veronica idk /unjerk Penelope. Pepe for short.

Anita. As in Anita Sarkeesian.

Shaqueefa

Magdalene

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Olivia, Emilia, Georgia. All solid names that sound posh, have good history, have good celebrity role models, and have good nicknames through life (Livvy/Liv, Milly/Em, Gee). Congrats cuckdaddy!

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Theodora.

First of all congratulations, second of all I would call my daughter Stella. I'd see what your wife thinks about calling her Stella. Please get back to me with your answer ASAP.

lol i was joking

Jordan

Charlotte, Olivia, Jessica, Annalise, Evangeline. The favourite being Charlotte.

Elise. Because it is pretty and not common.

https://www.babynamegenie.com

Literally no one cares about your daughter, your wife or your weird little humblebrag about shower sex.

yet you care by commenting

nigga, shut the fuck up. I wasted more time reading your irrelevant bullshit than writing a short half a minute comment mocking you. stay in your lane, honkey.

tf is a wigger? Make sure your wife doesn’t give any blowjobs for now, you don’t want to turn your daughter into any more of a future cum dump.

Cassandra.

Artemis, Rachelle, Liliane. Also congrats.

Krystal

Maxine

Unironically, had my third one a couple weeks ago. Stock up on coffee. Trust me.

You too

Don't like Victoria? How about Vicky? That way if they are trans they can become Victor.

Unironically name her Aelia

First of all: https://youtu.be/9G4V-N6EEvY Now, Athena is a pretty boss name. Rachel is also pretty strong. Helena? Like the Misfits song?