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pibbles truly r enlightened 😍😍😍

A Great Dane almost killed my aunt when she was a toddler.

She had to get surgery and it really affected her.

do you part and leave some "to be recycled" antifreeze out in a shallow pan

Oh. They shot the dog after that.

That side of my family is beyond redneck and lives WAY out in the country.

Hey Morty buuurp I turned myself into a dangerous animal, Morty! I'M PIBBLE RIIIIIIICK!!!!

This is horrid, but I can't stop laughing.

I had a basket hound as a kid who used to bite the shit out of me all the time because I was an asshole but he never tried to maim me

What's a basket hound?

Basset hound probs

Air Bud

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/adorable-puppy-basset-hound-basket-brown-30918219.jpg

It wasn't a Pitbull though. It was leopard cur which are purposefully bred to hunt feral pigs, so I don't know why an American would think they're safe around it

The problem with pits and mixes is that once they get "in the zone" they lose their judgement. It's not being a pit -- it's being a terrier

When normal mental gymnastics is not enough to defend the pitbull, blame it on a different breed?

Weird phenomenon occurred after a pit bull mauling a couple of years ago, in reference to pit bull fans:

As pit-bull attacks become more and more common, they’re getting increasing attention on social media, but not always in support of the wounded children. In March, a Facebook petition to save Mickey, a dangerous pit bull in Phoenix, got over 70,000 likes. Mickey was facing euthanasia for mauling 4-year-old Kevin Vincente so badly that he cracked his jaw, eye socket and cheekbone. Kevin is facing months of reconstructive surgery, but more people were concerned with saving the dog than helping the boy. Mickey’s Facebook page has now become a social-media landing page to save other dogs that are considered dangerous.

Do pitbullfags really do this?

These people are probably the same type of folks who freed those infected chimps in the intro of 28 Days Later.

If your security is so shitty that a bunch of hippies can free your end-of-the-world disease carrying monkey, you deserve to be shot

i googled mickey pitbull and got this https://fox5sandiego.com/2015/09/08/pit-bull-saved-from-death-row-mauls-teen-on-first-day-home/

Newsday says 40-year-old Stephen Neira bought Alex on Thursday after seeing him on a website for rescuing “death row” pets.

“We were so excited to have a dog and be able to give it a new chance at life,” said Neira, whose family home has a lush, expansive backyard perfect for an active dog “He ran up to the back door wagging his tail, the kids were there with their iPads taking pictures,” said Neira. “When I opened the back door he shot all the way through the house straight to the living room and then all the way back, and on his way out my oldest girl was standing in the corner and with no hesitation, no sniff, right from running jumped right in to go for her, right at the face.”

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Weird phenomenon occurred after a pit bull mauling a couple of years ago, in reference to pit bull fans:

As pit-bull attacks become more and more common, they’re getting increasing attention on social media, but not always in support of the wounded children. In March, a Facebook petition to save Mickey, a dangerous pit bull in Phoenix, got over 70,000 likes. Mickey was facing euthanasia for mauling 4-year-old Kevin Vincente so badly that he cracked his jaw, eye socket and cheekbone. Kevin is facing months of reconstructive surgery, but more people were concerned with saving the dog than helping the boy. Mickey’s Facebook page has now become a social-media landing page to save other dogs that are considered dangerous.

Do pitbullfags really do this?

Can't really argue with the numbers at this point, but my parents have a pit mix I adore, so I'll be hiding her in the attic when the pitocide begins.

that sounds like the plot for a terrible horror movie. Praying for you my friend