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1  2018-10-14 by le_epic_xd

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PlataBuss

The only point you'll ever have is that you represent the sad, fedora-wearing, bloated face of capitalism in the 21st century.

Unfairly made famous and rich through copied ideas and appealing to kids. And yet is driven by some bizarre need for attention to spout insane, teenage edge lord style views. You are clearly not all that up on politics (or anything, maybe you can code?) yet your wealth has given you an oversized platform of confused 12 to 16 year olds to yell "sjwjjwjwj" at over and over again.

Honestly, I don't give a shit if you've been driven mad by fame or some bullshit. When I see amazing creative people dying depressed in poverty every day and you get to sit on twitter and make half assed 'now yur the nazi' comments, it's fucking sickening.

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Aw, twice as nice. 😍 lovely 😊

Duckrats OUT.

You first.

😑

No

That's cute but what if they sting you with their venomous foot??

only the male's spurs deliver venom,[26][27][28] composed largely of defensin-like proteins (DLPs), three of which are unique to the platypus.[29] The DLPs are produced by the immune system of the platypus. The function of defensins is to cause lysis in pathogenic bacteria and viruses, but in platypuses they also are formed into venom for defense. Although powerful enough to kill smaller animals such as dogs, the venom is not lethal to humans

Although powerful enough to kill smaller animals such as dogs, the venom is not lethal to humans

If you milk the venom onto a piece of tinfoil. The vaporize it with a candle and inhale... it's totally non-addictive.

Where are your parents?

Selling drugs to your kids

I've heard that while not lethal the venom causes excruciating pain and may make you wamt to kill yourself. Like a milder version of the evil tree they have in Australia.

Sounds like somebody owes platy an apology! 😑

AY, YOU DOWN WITH DLP?

Yeah You Know Me

Poison Spur

Dinoposting was never original to begin with and this is worse again.

platypusses? platypi? the plural options are endlessss

Platy 😍😍😍

Platypus Fun fact #1: Platypi don’t have teeth so they often use gravel as makeshift teeth to breakdown food! 😊😌

Ugly and disgusting like roaches

Yes, you truly are

Uhh actually you’re looking at a mirror

I'm rubber and you're glue

Plappies😍😘