Britards at the BBC don’t realize how long Superior Football takes, upsets the superior Britons who want to watch the game

1  2018-10-14 by wazzupnerds

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This is not the time or place for another black-dick joke

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The BBC don't carry advertising so an Admerican Football - Brought to You By Lays Potato Shaped Chips game will only last around 15-20 minutes.

Yes if only they could make it as exciting as a 1-0 soccer game.

It's even worse for the national pastime of baseball. There is no clock in baseball. The game could go for 19 innings. Or be continues tomorrow maybe.

Cricket matches last for days...

A 1-0 barnburner?? Hell of a game.

>pay for a tv license

>can't even watch an entire football game

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Not watching handegg is one of the benefits of the BBC

Considering the Brits would rather watch drunks throwing pointy arrows at a wall instead of handegg, this shouldn't be surprising.

The correct euphemism is 'Britbongs'

Hot take, both burger and europoor football is stupid.

Less often these days to be fair. But you can see sixty to a hundred runs every hour, sometimes more, so Americans have to be peculiarly jingoistic to both hate football for its low scoring and love baseball in spite of the same.