JAMES HETFIELD TRIED TO FUKKIN TOUCH MY WIENER

1  2018-10-15 by laynestaleyscorpse

IN ADDITION TO KIRK hmmettt

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james hetfield is also a fukkin attempted wiener toucher. on several occassions many of us in oklehoma have attende dMETALLICA concerts and been brought backstage by security only to have james hetfield ask us for a fukkin weenie roast (we know what he fuckin means. )

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one time i hear that late one night in bugtussle he and kirk hammett dug up some old bones at a grave yard, tied them to their boners and jerked off and called it a night of 1000 bones. they then reburied the bones but by now had melded with them via semen radio and could control the undea din five counties in oklahoma with their minds whenever they had their wireles sINTSTRUMENT packs on

8 comments

1  LightUmbra 2018-10-15

HOT

1  cmakk1012 2018-10-15

Can I have your permission to perform this as a slam poetry piece this Friday at the Sex Shack in downtown Oakland?

1  laynestaleyscorpse 2018-10-15

yes u fukk in jew

1  cmakk1012 2018-10-15

Thanks hun 😘

1  Tessmcpill 2018-10-15

I always get James Hetfield confused with John Heder (Napoleon Dynamite, Blades of Glory). For good measure though I imagined both of them trying to touch your weiner.

1  -Kite-Man- 2018-10-15

Where were you and Metoo 20 years ago when you could have done some real good and saved Napster?

1  Honk4Tits 2018-10-15

He just wanted you to Ride The Lightning.

1  Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-10-15

Jeremy Clarkson once fucked me in a Reliant Robin.

It wasnt on purpose, it just kinda happen on the sixth roll.