Washed-up botch-boobed Tara Reid gets tossed from a flight after causing a sharknado of headaches

1  2018-10-16 by shitpost953

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1  Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-10-16

Oh man she is looking haggard as fuckkkk. The wall is real.

1  dootwthesickness_II 2018-10-16

You could always tell that she wasn't going to age well. Partying hard plus meh facial structure means that once your youth is gone, watch the fuck out. Cait Blanchet is like ten years her senior and is a million times prettier still.

1  -Kite-Man- 2018-10-16

Dude see those cheeks? She still looks at least like maggie gyllenhall.

Then again that is kind of like comparing her to droopy dog.

1  Kitty015 2018-10-16

She looks exactly like what a former host of wet T-shirt contests in Darwin, Australia would look like.

1  dootwthesickness_II 2018-10-16

Darwin, Australia

harsh

1  Kitty015 2018-10-16

Like I’m not actually making this up. Tara Reid hosted a prostitute-themed ball that included a wet T-shirt contest in Darwin.

1  dootwthesickness_II 2018-10-16

Probably her best roll since Bunny Lebowski.

1  Kitty015 2018-10-16

I’ll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.

1  dootwthesickness_II 2018-10-16

One hundred

1  redmugofcoffee 2018-10-16

Role

1  ObnoxiousFactczecher 2018-10-16

So...the winners got Darwin awards?

1  Van-Diemen 2018-10-16

The Territory is probably the closest we've got to a Southern State in Australia.

1  HailSanta2512 2018-10-16

She went straight through and took the wiring and plumbing with her

1  Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-10-16

https://i.gifer.com/FGPO.gif

1  LemonScore_ 2018-10-16

She has for like a decade.

1  MorelloCherries 2018-10-16

She looks like a homeless person although better than the anorexic stage.

1  snallygaster 2018-10-16

https://i.imgur.com/RtPOO.jpg

1  dootwthesickness_II 2018-10-16

unzips

1  HungerArtistatlunch 2018-10-16

Tbh this isn't bad. Better and more coherent than half of what I see at museums.

1  sussoutthemoon 2018-10-16

Fell kinda bad for her. She's a troubled person.

1  reebokpumps 2018-10-16

Thanks for wasting my time. I’ve never seen less happen in a video.

1  Ritthy 2018-10-16

Unironically who

1  casualrocket 2018-10-16

heres her wiki you lazy sob

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tara_Reid

1  Fishofthetunavariety 2018-10-16

I'll suck your cock for $1000

1  casualrocket 2018-10-16

Nah fam, i can get 3x the succ for a lot less from your dad

1  VidiotGamer 2018-10-16

She's had her boobs fixed for a long time now.

Still looks like she was rode hard and put away wet though.

1  boyoyoyoyong 2018-10-16

The pilot actually turned the plane around

1  ObnoxiousFactczecher 2018-10-16

Flight attendants tried diffusing the situation

But why? Do I need it around here as well?

1  MG87 2018-10-16

Further, she says she was cramped in her seat because the woman in front of her had reclined.

Then recline your seat?