White-haired man-child told to clean his room or lose internet privileges

1 2018-10-16 by better_bot

136 comments

1 BussyShillBot 2018-10-16

Are you genuinely mentally challenged? Please use whatever little brain cells you have left after your glue huffing addiction to think a little bit before posting something as stupid as this again. Thanks and have a nice evening.

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1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-16

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1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2018-10-16

And to take care of his cat lmao.

1 better_bot 2018-10-16

I love that they included the picture of his cat too.

1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-10-16

At least he put a bell on it, cats kills far too many native animals.

1 better_bot 2018-10-16

The weak should fear the strong.

1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-10-16

Yeah but the birds

1 better_bot 2018-10-16

That's so sad. Alexa, play Voices of North American Owls.

1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-10-16

It used to ruin my day when on the way to school I would see a bunch of loose feathers indicating another senseless killing.

Please cat owners, bells arent 100% effective but they do reduce the number of birds killed by household cats.

1 better_bot 2018-10-16

It used to ruin my day when on the way to school I would see a bunch of loose feathers indicating another senseless killing.

In what world does a cat killing a bird not make sense? Few things can make that much sense.

1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-10-16

There's no native cats where I live, most predators are larger birds and occasionally snakes. Native birds are successfully targeted by cats way too often.

If its a money thing I'll buy you a bell, they get used to wearing it if thats what youre worried about.

1 better_bot 2018-10-16

Eh, the stronger birds will survive and pass their genes on to create a better bird.

1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-10-16

I will set your cat on fire.

1 better_bot 2018-10-16

So it's ok to catch and kill other lifeforms?

1 xthek 2018-10-16

Well, it is if they're invasive species like your cat

1 reallyrunningnow 2018-10-16

Implying humans aren't invasive species

1 better_bot 2018-10-16

Eh, who gives a shit? Species invade new areas, that's life pussy.

1 transoceanicdeath 2018-10-16

yes, because I am stronger than your cat. natural selection. it's science, bitch.

1 meatpuppet79 2018-10-16

You're from that devil island that god long turned his back on, right? the place where everybody communicates in strings of 'cunt', 'mate', 'oi' and 'fuck'.

1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-10-16

Woah woah woah, take it easy...... but yes, I live on demon island.

It just sucks to see native birds being killed by feline mayo invaders

1 meatpuppet79 2018-10-16

Your nation's ecology was merely diversified and enriched by these newcomers, just like the aborignals were thoroughly diversified and culturally enriched by the British into the wonderful smelly, semi coherent, alcohol affected shells I saw when I took my mandatory European Youth Pilgrimage to devil island a few years ago. Australia shall belong to the cat and the toad!

1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-10-16

79

youth pilgrimage

a few years ago.

🤔

Lies.

1 meatpuppet79 2018-10-16

79 is not my year of birth, though I guess it sort of is in the ballpark. I'm still kind of young, although I guess the median age here on reddit is... low, so kind of young is probably relative.

1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-10-16

1979

same ballpark

BOOMERS OUT!

1 meatpuppet79 2018-10-16

Cut back on the avocado on toast or whatever you little whining shits are indulging yourselves with these days! In my day we youngsters had to live on instant noodles, cheap beer, hand rolled cigarettes discount frozen vegetables to keep the scurvy at bay, and the prison quality catering the army provided during military service time... kids these days passing through service get a VEGETARIAN OPTION! (the last part is actually no joke).

1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-10-16

Go check for lumps I hope you have.

Silly old coot.

1 jibril345 2018-10-16

Nothing like seeing a cat explode from a .410, nice small shotgun perfect for putting a hole in stray cats. Love seeing them dead they are a nuisance

1 better_bot 2018-10-16

Lol, I bet you own a wallet chain too.

1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-10-16

I shot a 20 gauge a few weeks ago for the first time. Its really under appreciated IMO from my limited exposure

1 Ranilen 2018-10-16

Wow you must be the coolest person at your middle school with that kind of talk.

1 xthek 2018-10-16

In a world where cats are an invasive species brought to new ecosystems by humans

1 Snakeyez 2018-10-16

Or keep the things indoors/on a leash if your bylaws call for it. Nobody wants paw prints all over their freshly washed car and disease ridden filth hidden under the soil in their garden.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-10-16

Voices of North American Owls

OwO

1 better_bot 2018-10-16

Absolutely essential album tbqhwy

1 confusedblues 2018-10-16

North American Owls? This mf'er would destroy your cat.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_horned_owl#/media/File:Talons,_Great_Horned_Owl.jpg

1 Sips_enthusiast 2018-10-16

Lol fuck birds

1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-10-16

I promise I will throw scalding hot water in your face next time I see you.

1 jibril345 2018-10-16

I hope your cat gets caught in one of the snares I leave out in my backyard, dont be surprised if he goes missing ;) I "take care" of them

1 FunkyFreshMeme 2018-10-16

I thought you were a bad troll at first but holy shit you're legitimately mentally ill, I'd tell you to get help but it's more likely someone calls the cops on their crazy nextdoor mayo with cats hanging from his porch so don't bother

1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-10-16

I wouldnt kill these cats but seriously they should at the very least wear a bell. Its just common sense cat control.

1 FunkyFreshMeme 2018-10-16

What about mayo bells?

1 jibril345 2018-10-16

Cats are an invasive species, how does eliminating them from killing wildlife make me mentally ill? It's not different than killing a rat

1 FunkyFreshMeme 2018-10-16

Good justification for wanting to kill people's pets bud

1 shallowm 2018-10-16

What's wrong with killing wildlife? They're going to eat it.

1 jibril345 2018-10-16

What's wrong with killing a muslim if Robert Picktons pig eat him?

1 shallowm 2018-10-16

1 Redactor0 2018-10-16

Not gonna try to argue with you, but please leave a note for your family telling them to post on r/drama when your neighbors kill you.

1 Sips_enthusiast 2018-10-16

>replying to the same comment twice

1 snallygaster 2018-10-16

You're lucky I don't live in whatever fentanyl-infested shithole you dwell in because I'd snare you you depraved bitchboy

1 Ranilen 2018-10-16

The only good birds are roasted or fried.

1 jibril345 2018-10-16

Thats why i set rabbit snares for cats ;), no one misses them

1 imissyouseattle 2018-10-16

Exactly. Also, my cat loves presenting her prey to me and I won't take that from her.

1 Elite_AI 2018-10-16

cats kills far too many native animals

cats are not an invasive species in Europe you absolute Burger

1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-10-16

Ecuador is in south America you silly goose

1 Elite_AI 2018-10-16

Ecuador doesn't exist you fucking idiot

1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-10-16

I don't Bolivia

1 Elite_AI 2018-10-16

I spent ten minutes thinking of a way to call you a gay by saying Uruguay but I couldn't

you have won

1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-10-16

So shouldnt you delete your account?

1 totalrandomperson 2018-10-16

shut up, uruguay

1 zergling_Lester 2018-10-16

Equador embassy is an invasive species in the UK.

1 snallygaster 2018-10-16

England's biodiversity is shit tho. What's the cat even going to kill, 40-year-old slags?

1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-10-16

True, they're a big problem in Australia and I would assume America as well.

1 Ivashkin 2018-10-16

You're about 2000 years too late on that one.

1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-10-16

Cats killed my Lord and savior?

1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-10-16

Cats killed my Lord and savior?

1 ALoudMouthBaby 2018-10-16

It is the only individual in this whole mess I have any sympathy for.

1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2018-10-16

Pure. Fucking. Evil.

1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-10-16

It looks healthy, maybe theyre just pissed he's not the one feeding it.

1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-10-16

Kitten looks sad😭

1 OnionBits 2018-10-16

His kot is the biggest victim here 😧😧😧😧

We need to liberate his kot and give him a room in the white house

1 HailSanta2512 2018-10-16

KITS BEGONE 😭❌😭

1 Chicup 2018-10-16

Look like he's plotting murder.

1 mrmcdude 2018-10-16

but you see, if he is not taking care of his cat then everything he released is false. somehow...

1 cochnbahls 2018-10-16

Embassy footage of the conversation

1 thedicktwist 2018-10-16

That's fucking hilarious

1 mukumukum10 2018-10-16

https://archive.is/PW3wG

1 Baconlightning 2018-10-16

Ecuadorian embassy are memerson fans

1 pisserpatterwater 2018-10-16

http://www.ecuadorexplorer.com/html/altitude_sickness_diseases.html

usually manifests itself in insomnia [...] .

1 mukumukum10 2018-10-16

/r/parenting fares in too

https://snew.github.io/r/Parenting/comments/9op25h/my_son_refuses_to_move_out/

1 iansmith223 2018-10-16

One of us!

1 cochnbahls 2018-10-16

Someone needs to tell Assange the story of the Lobster

1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-10-16

How the hell can the super Net sleuth of the 21st century have less decourm than my kids in college?

He's a sperg. Answered my owm question.

1 Voltar134 2018-10-16

my kids in college?

boomer found

1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-10-16

I wish. Dem AARP benefits and early-bird specials.

1 Voltar134 2018-10-16

AARP

I don't speak boomer or american can you translate it please?

1 Chicup 2018-10-16

.50 off coffee at fast food places.

1 Voltar134 2018-10-16

but how do you have college age children and not be boomer?

1 Chicup 2018-10-16

I could have them easy if the condom broke, and I'm not a boomer.

Boomers are between 1946-1964 and even 64 kinda pushes it.

1 Voltar134 2018-10-16

Hmmm

1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-10-16

Because my age - 18 does not make me a Boomer? 2000 was almost 19 years ago.

1 Voltar134 2018-10-16

I SAID IF YOU HAVE COLLEGE AGE KIDS YOU ARE A BOOMER NOT THAT PEOPLE AT COLLEGE ARE BOOMERS

1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-10-16

...do you not know what age people are in college?

1 Voltar134 2018-10-16

Bro i'm 19 and my father was born 66 so it's possible that a college student could have boomer parents

1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-10-16

I was born in 82 and my parents were in their 40s. I just had my biological kid young.

1 Voltar134 2018-10-16

Ok i was confused

1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-10-16

It's alright. Just wait until all the milfs and cougars in life and on porn sites are your age. That's the mindfuck.

1 Voltar134 2018-10-16

I mean in porn any chick over 20 is milf and any over 50 is gilf.

1 -absolutego- 2018-10-16

Boomers are at the point where they're having grandkids, GenX is now at the leading edge of parents with adult children.

1 mcslibbin 2018-10-16

Everyone is either a boomer or a millenial.

This is America ft Childish Bambino

1 a_thumb_in_my_bum 2018-10-16

Sweaty, Gen x are the handmaidens of the Boomers: they do the Boomers bidding. The difference between older Gen X and Boomers is negligible. Reap what you sow, old man.

1 snallygaster 2018-10-16

Gen X is the coolest cohort tho

1 a_thumb_in_my_bum 2018-10-16

Snally confirmed old hag

1 snallygaster 2018-10-16

wow rude!

1 a_thumb_in_my_bum 2018-10-16

Sweaty, you need some HRT

1 canipaybycheck 2018-10-16

but how do you have college age children and not be boomer?

It's outrageous!

1 DaeshStatePatriot 2018-10-16

He's actually a hologram. He was killed by Russian spez forces a couple years ago.

1 LightUmbra 2018-10-16

/u/spez comments?

1 ______________pewpew 2018-10-16

Finally good drama

1 ry8919 2018-10-16

What you don't like the 6 threads about Liz w being indian or not on r/drama now?

1 ______________pewpew 2018-10-16

Why are you talking to me like you know me?

1 ry8919 2018-10-16

Shut your goddamn mouth when you're talking to me.

1 DoktuhParadox 2018-10-16

smh at this sub giving whities the attention they crave so desperately

1 Elite_AI 2018-10-16

turbo faggot nigger lol

1 WildOutlandishness8 2018-10-16

I find this cute that the Ecuador has ordered Julian Assange to stick to a new set of house rules, including avoiding contentious political issues, cleaning his bathroom and looking after his cat if he wants the internet reconnected.

1 MooseHeckler 2018-10-16

He is going to need a lot of good boy points to fix this.

1 Xenepa 2018-10-16

That fucking title lol, you win

1 reallyrunningnow 2018-10-16

Looks like he should read some Memerson

1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-16

I can understand working to cause political turmoil but denying this little guy the love it needs is a disgusting.

1 kris_1313 2018-10-16

nah, fucktards at /r/WhereIsAssange believe he's dead anyway

1 aelfwine_widlast 2018-10-16

I got that lecture at 14, from my mom. Look, if you want a tidy bathroom, don't give a teenage boy an ensuite. Ecuador should know better.

1 Sips_enthusiast 2018-10-16

KERMIT WAS RIGHT

1 DoktuhParadox 2018-10-16

You literally can't even make this shit up. I can't harp on enough just how dank this timeline is

1 ItsSugar 2018-10-16

stick to a new set of house rules, including avoiding contentious political issues, cleaning his bathroom and looking after his cat if he wants the internet reconnected.

Lmao, Assange confirmed as teenaged magacel.

1 nomad1c 2018-10-16

imagine spending 6 years of your life living on an office floor. i don’t even get why he’s still there. isn’t the narrative that wiki leaks is pro-trump? surely he wouldn’t extradite him

1 Snauke 2018-10-16

There is still a warrant on his head

1 friend1y 2018-10-16

I totally will adopt his cat

https://www.instagram.com/embassycat

1 snallygaster 2018-10-16

I'll fite you for the cat

1 friend1y 2018-10-16

What you mean? Cat is in embassy. Are you willing to go James Bond for him?

1 snallygaster 2018-10-16

I will take him at any cost. No cat deserves to go unpet.

1 friend1y 2018-10-16