Are you a literal NPC? First you had trouble counting to two, now you're just copy and pasting your replies. Do you need some time to update before you can type anything new?
Dude, repeat one of your coded lines! I wanna hear the two scoops one, come on!
Soooooooooooooooooooooo your grand rebuttal here was 'two scoops'? Of all the repetitive shit I've heard the last two years, it's pretty low hanging fruit to target a fucking meme of all things. It's meant to be repeated ad nauseum. If you wanted to attack our side with something worth a shit in terms of the NPC meme, you'd have to go with:
Chicago crime stats
Obama's birth certificate
Cultural Marxism on college campuses
Beaners crossing borders
A hatred of all things Islam
Or really, any 'whataboutism', as I see that word thrown about all the time.
TFW you realize both sides repeat the same shit ad nauseum
TFW reddit is the same it was since the 2016 primaries
isnt their consensus that she only wanted to prove to have some native somewhere in her, and she proved it therefore trump and all the reps are pwnd now?
at least thats what it looks like from reading comments on twitter and other sites, because they keep saying that over and over and over again
Previously she said she was a NA for her cook book, and claimed that yeh, she might have said she was NA when she interviewed for Harvard, but she got in on merit (total coincidence she was considered the first womyn of colour to attain the position).
So I think the GOP has been playing the game that she’s not really a native, which the DNA test casts doubt on, given it’s within margin of error and Europeans have a similar margin because of common ancestry and the inevitable margin of error.
Dems are just going full tilt, “she just had to prove she was part native!”
And of course Lizzy herself said DNA doesn’t relate to tribal affiliation and she didn’t claim to be anything in particular. And then called herself a Cherokee in her cookbook.
Honestly this has to be the most fantastic hill to choose for a fight.
yeah thats what I mean. they already decided what story they wanna go with, and according to comments everywhere its the "just wanted to prove bla bla" stuff.
and everytime someone points at her to laugh, they're gonna reurgitate their line
She also gave an interview where she claimed her mom and dad had to elope because her mom was part cherokee. Theres a video on YT of it. But being 1/1024th cherokee does not make your mom "part" cherokee. Just a made up story.
I really want to see Trump donate the money anyway. Hopefully to something like a native cause, even if it isn't a great charity, just for the inevitable social media meltdown. Maybe throw in some of that classic Trump tweeting, and baby you got some drama going.
I really want to see Trump donate the money anyway.
The most radical centrist thing he could do is donate the money, but instead of donating the full million, he should donate 1/1024 of what he promised.
they keep saying that over and over and over again
They really want you to focus on Trump and his hilarious theoretical about #metoo'ing warren while DNA testing her during potential presidential debates, but the reality is for the better part of a decade Warren was pretending to be a minority while teaching law school at harvard and upenn.
They do want to win elections. They are doing everything they can to win elections in the white part of Brooklyn. And they just naturally assume the rest of the country is exactly like that part of the city
After Moore was established as the candidate but I'm pretty sure he endorsed someone else before. All I'm saying is that Banon is retarded, not defendng daddy.
Bannon didn't help, but it's actually Mitch McConnell's fault Alabama ended up the way it did. Luther Strange was technically the incumbent, but he was only the incumbent because he was appointed by the governor to finish out the term of Jeff Sessions after he accepted the attorney general nomination. McConnell wanted to make sure Luther Strange kept the senate seat, but a more popular "Tea Party"/conservative candidate, Mo Brooks, was running and was likely to win the three-way primary.
McConnell actually used his own SuperPAC to run ads against Brooks, which pretty much killed Brooks chances in the race. What McConnell did not anticipate was just how much republicans in Alabama hated his face. When it became news that McConnell had meddled with the Alabama election people turned out for the other opposition candidate, well-known retard and Cotton Hill impersonator Roy Moore. Moore eventually won the primary in a runoff election.
If McConnell hadn't fucked around in Alabama's election because he didn't want to deal with another "Tea Party"/conservative in the senate, Mo Brooks probably would have won the primary and the general election.
The tea party kinda went by the wayside, and I generally don't care about the 7,000 different sperg groups on both sides, but uh, where do those folks line up today? Where'd they all go?
I swear to god if the democrats manage to fuck everything up again and give the boomers a majority in everything, I'll have to move to another country for drama, because there won't be any to find here.
The house is almost guaranteed to flip. If the dems don’t win the house it would be one of the largest pants shitting in modern us political history exacerbated by the fact that it is under such an unpopular president. Reddit expects the senate to flip and flip bigly, but it probably won’t, especially in light of republican voters reaction to the Kavanaugh situation. It doesn’t help that a lot of polling sites list races like Tennessee where the r is up double digits as Toss ups or Lean R while they list states where the dem is up 4 points as safe D, but really the only guaranteed flip in the senate right now is ND from d to r.
They are referring to both. But it’s not shocking for them to take the house. When the White House changes parties and that party also controls the house, they lose the house in the midterms every single time, it’s very easy to campaign on opposition rather than actual policy. The senate due to its nature is somewhat insulated from this, and this is not a good year for dems to retake the senate with the seats that are up for election, but reddit is so echo chambery that they think the dems will flip every r seat up because kavanaugh is a rapist and orange man bad.
when left/d burgers say "blue wave", is that referring to the house or the senate?
Most politically savvy people recognize that the house is the one they have a great chance at flipping. Senate is very unlikely. Republicans are more likely to gain seats than lose them and they already have a majority.
I hope someone got that guarantee in writing. I still say the democrats will pick up seats in the House, but the republicans will maintain a majority.
exacerbated by the fact that it is under such an unpopular president
Rasmussen just released a poll showing Trump at 51% approval. While I normally say polls are for suckas, Rasmussen hasn't been quite as terrible as everyone else.
It doesn’t help that a lot of polling sites list races like Tennessee where the r is up double digits as Toss ups or Lean R while they list states where the dem is up 4 points as safe D
Things like this, and the results of all the special elections, tell me democrats are fighting an uphill battle. That's why I don't think they'll take the House. I'd also expect to see more than just ND flip. Senator Manchin from WV did himself a favor by voting for Kavanaugh, but I don't think that's going to be enough to save his seat. Senator McCaskill from MO is in a very tight race, and potentially damaging undercover of her and her staff just released.
if you've studied modern political us history, the house not flipping would be an upset of massive proportions and way more unexpected than trump himself winning in 2016.
the house not flipping would exponentially more shocking than trump winning, i don't think you understand how political dynamics have worked in the past 50ish years
Especially when by Elizabeth's own admission it was like 1/32 like that is such a low percentage that even Nigerians are like 1% native. Also combine that with DNA companies giving everyone a 1% chance of being anything to "piss off nazis" apparently. Like Democrats picked a fight they knew they would lose
Not to mention that everyone is coming out of the woodworks to spread the news that even the chiefs of these tribes are 1/32nd which basically means Elizabeth Warren is an Indian chief.
Lol I'm a pure as white almost 100% Aryan but even my Afrikaner genes got some extra genetic makeup in em I'm sure. And I dunno why white supremacist are so offended by the idea that they're not Lily livered white. You basically got a free pass to cancer and the ability to tan.
Elizabeth Warren is the cancer that is eating the left.
I've been saying this for years - Berntards, Warrentards, the super progressive wing of the party?
They're the left-wing version of Trumptards. They needed to be ignored after 2016 but rather than do that, the DNC decided to pander to them and embrace their bullshit.
Now we have crazy ass Warren doing DNA tests that prove she isn't any more native than the rest of the population declaring victory.
Hard to say exactly what happened, and correlation is not causation — but ever since John McCain‘s death Lindsey Graham seems to have had a great weight lifted off his shoulders.
Dudes emails get hacked and the next day he goes from one of Trumps biggest Republican critics to his biggest supporter. Mccain dies and suddenly he's like this. Who knows what's going on, but it seems pretty certain that there is a lot of dirt out there on him.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-16
Are you a literal NPC? First you had trouble counting to two, now you're just copy and pasting your replies. Do you need some time to update before you can type anything new?
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1 Ennui2778 2018-10-16
Dude, npc's lmao.
1 djlewt 2018-10-16
Irony: MAGAbots calling the left NPCs.
Dude, repeat one of your coded lines! I wanna hear the two scoops one, come on!
1 zergling_Lester 2018-10-16
She called a literal bot an NPC. You need to upgrade your recognizer from a CFG to a CSG.
1 shallowm 2018-10-16
discusting
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1 headasplodes_bot 2018-10-16
Dude NPCs lmao
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-10-16
uh that's a bot you retard. aka a literal npc
1 RealJackAnchor 2018-10-16
Soooooooooooooooooooooo your grand rebuttal here was 'two scoops'? Of all the repetitive shit I've heard the last two years, it's pretty low hanging fruit to target a fucking meme of all things. It's meant to be repeated ad nauseum. If you wanted to attack our side with something worth a shit in terms of the NPC meme, you'd have to go with:
Or really, any 'whataboutism', as I see that word thrown about all the time.
TFW you realize both sides repeat the same shit ad nauseum
TFW reddit is the same it was since the 2016 primaries
Orange man bad, lock her up, etc. etc.
1 gilmore606 2018-10-16
the absolute state of people who would type all of this
1 shallowm 2018-10-16
trump is still your president sweaty ;)
1 RealJackAnchor 2018-10-16
I should have added that to my table up there.
1 WhaleTaleMan 2018-10-16
If you add "While you doin that I'm gonna go count some fries" at the end it's now a rap by a fat person
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1 Baconlightning 2018-10-16
Only Democrats are dumb enough to lose at their own game.
Call Republicans what you want, but at least they know how to play the politics.
1 a_cute_grill 2018-10-16
isnt their consensus that she only wanted to prove to have some native somewhere in her, and she proved it therefore trump and all the reps are pwnd now?
at least thats what it looks like from reading comments on twitter and other sites, because they keep saying that over and over and over again
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-10-16
Previously she said she was a NA for her cook book, and claimed that yeh, she might have said she was NA when she interviewed for Harvard, but she got in on merit (total coincidence she was considered the first womyn of colour to attain the position).
So I think the GOP has been playing the game that she’s not really a native, which the DNA test casts doubt on, given it’s within margin of error and Europeans have a similar margin because of common ancestry and the inevitable margin of error.
Dems are just going full tilt, “she just had to prove she was part native!”
And of course Lizzy herself said DNA doesn’t relate to tribal affiliation and she didn’t claim to be anything in particular. And then called herself a Cherokee in her cookbook.
Honestly this has to be the most fantastic hill to choose for a fight.
1 a_cute_grill 2018-10-16
yeah thats what I mean. they already decided what story they wanna go with, and according to comments everywhere its the "just wanted to prove bla bla" stuff.
and everytime someone points at her to laugh, they're gonna reurgitate their line
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-10-16
Ah gotcha.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2018-10-16
She also gave an interview where she claimed her mom and dad had to elope because her mom was part cherokee. Theres a video on YT of it. But being 1/1024th cherokee does not make your mom "part" cherokee. Just a made up story.
1 wiking85 2018-10-16
1/64-1/1024th. The tests aren't particularly accurate in the 1% range.
1 -Kite-Man- 2018-10-16
It does make you wonder why their parents really had to elope, if not for the history of both victimhood and racism in her family.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-10-16
He came from a wealthy family and she gave him a mind blowing bj? I can see most parents frowning on that union.
1 OysterCookie 2018-10-16
If she gives you the best blowjob you've ever gotten, she's crazy.
1 KingWayneX 2018-10-16
So very true :(
1 jrolle 2018-10-16
I really want to see Trump donate the money anyway. Hopefully to something like a native cause, even if it isn't a great charity, just for the inevitable social media meltdown. Maybe throw in some of that classic Trump tweeting, and baby you got some drama going.
1 a_cute_grill 2018-10-16
if he gives it to the cherokee, it'd be 10/10
1 blindcandyman 2018-10-16
I want Trump to do a DNA test and i n a live debate say he is the first NA president. Bonus points if it is against liz.
1 DifficultBluejay 2018-10-16
YES
1 Ridicatlthrowaway 2018-10-16
You already know someone will find some legal loophole making it a felony crime
1 Ultrashitposter 2018-10-16
The best thing Trump could do was to donate it to a new Native Casino. That would be such a dramatic cause.
1 jubbergun 2018-10-16
The most radical centrist thing he could do is donate the money, but instead of donating the full million, he should donate 1/1024 of what he promised.
1 1029384756-mk2 2018-10-16
Considering it turned out she has less indian DNA in her than the average burger not even that is valid.
1 wow___justwow 2018-10-16
They really want you to focus on Trump and his hilarious theoretical about #metoo'ing warren while DNA testing her during potential presidential debates, but the reality is for the better part of a decade Warren was pretending to be a minority while teaching law school at harvard and upenn.
1 KaraBogan 2018-10-16
As an outsider it's bizarre watching them double down on their garbage and their supporters being even more obnoxious.
Do these people even want to win elections?
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-10-16
No they want to win the slap fight with daddy.
It’s a very important slapfight because he’s a mean man.
1 SWIMsfriend 2018-10-16
They do want to win elections. They are doing everything they can to win elections in the white part of Brooklyn. And they just naturally assume the rest of the country is exactly like that part of the city
1 -Kite-Man- 2018-10-16
Hey what is it like living in the only place that matters, by the way?
Or across the river from it, I guess.
1 Matues49 2018-10-16
They managed to lose Alabama because they put up a literal pedo for Senate nominee
1 RyuunDragon 2018-10-16
"b-b-but that's slander! You can't mention that he got kicked out of a mall for being a gross pedo! Reee, Daddy Donald, help!"
1 GandalftheChromatic 2018-10-16
Doug Jones only managed to squeak by tho, there's still 49% of Alabamans who would probably let Roy institute Prima Noctis if he wanted to.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-10-16
Thanks to the inbred population
1 satanismyhomeboy 2018-10-16
Inbred best bred
See British slags
1 brewtown138 2018-10-16
I prefer Alabamastan.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2018-10-16
RUN WHATABOUT.EXE BEEP BOOP ROY MOORE BEEP BOOP
1 rockidol 2018-10-16
You really don’t get how whataboutism works.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-10-16
t. inbred DDF
1 Corporal-Hicks 2018-10-16
keep trying to impress the newfags
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-10-16
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1 coldfirerules 2018-10-16
you have to go back
1 shallowm 2018-10-16
ad hominem
1 Dildokin 2018-10-16
That's Banon retardation, he pushed for the pedo candidate and managed to loose Alabama out of all places, trumpetter was pushing some other guy.
1 rockidol 2018-10-16
Trump endorsed Moore
1 Dildokin 2018-10-16
After Moore was established as the candidate but I'm pretty sure he endorsed someone else before. All I'm saying is that Banon is retarded, not defendng daddy.
1 a_thumb_in_my_bum 2018-10-16
1 Dildokin 2018-10-16
More like attacking Banon you mongoloid, hes the one who heavily pushed for the pedo
1 CompetitiveLoiterer 2018-10-16
Trump endorsed Luther Strange, who probably didn't scour around malls for underage girls, if not as much.
1 jubbergun 2018-10-16
Bannon didn't help, but it's actually Mitch McConnell's fault Alabama ended up the way it did. Luther Strange was technically the incumbent, but he was only the incumbent because he was appointed by the governor to finish out the term of Jeff Sessions after he accepted the attorney general nomination. McConnell wanted to make sure Luther Strange kept the senate seat, but a more popular "Tea Party"/conservative candidate, Mo Brooks, was running and was likely to win the three-way primary.
McConnell actually used his own SuperPAC to run ads against Brooks, which pretty much killed Brooks chances in the race. What McConnell did not anticipate was just how much republicans in Alabama hated his face. When it became news that McConnell had meddled with the Alabama election people turned out for the other opposition candidate, well-known retard and Cotton Hill impersonator Roy Moore. Moore eventually won the primary in a runoff election.
If McConnell hadn't fucked around in Alabama's election because he didn't want to deal with another "Tea Party"/conservative in the senate, Mo Brooks probably would have won the primary and the general election.
1 RealJackAnchor 2018-10-16
The tea party kinda went by the wayside, and I generally don't care about the 7,000 different sperg groups on both sides, but uh, where do those folks line up today? Where'd they all go?
1 kippers4brakefast 2018-10-16
Tfw you realize daddy picked a different primary candidate then Roy Moore, and they would have won if people listened to daddy
1 imissyouseattle 2018-10-16
lmao
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-10-16
Only Democrats are dumb enough to be winning, have an election a few short weeks away, and get into a fight over DNA testing.
1 RyuunDragon 2018-10-16
I swear to god if the democrats manage to fuck everything up again and give the boomers a majority in everything, I'll have to move to another country for drama, because there won't be any to find here.
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-10-16
>implying their wont be drama if the republicans defy history and hold on to the house
t. wasn't here in 2014 when the republicans were actually EXPECTED to win.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-10-16
The Republicans were expected to win by 2. They won by 6
1 FieldMarshalHaig 2018-10-16
Except this time there will be a lot of salt on Reddit.
1 the_popcorn_pisser 2018-10-16
What? If republicans win, the levels of sperging out from /r/politics are going to be fantastic.
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-10-16
The house is almost guaranteed to flip. If the dems don’t win the house it would be one of the largest pants shitting in modern us political history exacerbated by the fact that it is under such an unpopular president. Reddit expects the senate to flip and flip bigly, but it probably won’t, especially in light of republican voters reaction to the Kavanaugh situation. It doesn’t help that a lot of polling sites list races like Tennessee where the r is up double digits as Toss ups or Lean R while they list states where the dem is up 4 points as safe D, but really the only guaranteed flip in the senate right now is ND from d to r.
1 the_popcorn_pisser 2018-10-16
Oh good to know, so when left/d burgers say "blue wave", is that referring to the house or the senate?
> tfw when /r/drama is a best political source than the rest of reddit.
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-10-16
They are referring to both. But it’s not shocking for them to take the house. When the White House changes parties and that party also controls the house, they lose the house in the midterms every single time, it’s very easy to campaign on opposition rather than actual policy. The senate due to its nature is somewhat insulated from this, and this is not a good year for dems to retake the senate with the seats that are up for election, but reddit is so echo chambery that they think the dems will flip every r seat up because kavanaugh is a rapist and orange man bad.
1 wow___justwow 2018-10-16
Most politically savvy people recognize that the house is the one they have a great chance at flipping. Senate is very unlikely. Republicans are more likely to gain seats than lose them and they already have a majority.
But hey, anything could happen.
1 jubbergun 2018-10-16
I hope someone got that guarantee in writing. I still say the democrats will pick up seats in the House, but the republicans will maintain a majority.
Rasmussen just released a poll showing Trump at 51% approval. While I normally say polls are for suckas, Rasmussen hasn't been quite as terrible as everyone else.
Things like this, and the results of all the special elections, tell me democrats are fighting an uphill battle. That's why I don't think they'll take the House. I'd also expect to see more than just ND flip. Senator Manchin from WV did himself a favor by voting for Kavanaugh, but I don't think that's going to be enough to save his seat. Senator McCaskill from MO is in a very tight race, and potentially damaging undercover of her and her staff just released.
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-10-16
if you've studied modern political us history, the house not flipping would be an upset of massive proportions and way more unexpected than trump himself winning in 2016.
1 autistitron 2018-10-16
And Hillary was guaranteed to win.
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-10-16
the house not flipping would exponentially more shocking than trump winning, i don't think you understand how political dynamics have worked in the past 50ish years
1 confusedblues 2018-10-16
They.. already have a majority in everything.
1 SWIMsfriend 2018-10-16
Especially when by Elizabeth's own admission it was like 1/32 like that is such a low percentage that even Nigerians are like 1% native. Also combine that with DNA companies giving everyone a 1% chance of being anything to "piss off nazis" apparently. Like Democrats picked a fight they knew they would lose
1 nomad1c 2018-10-16
most Europeans are 2-3% neanderthal. i'm not sure why she didn't go with that instead
1 RealJackAnchor 2018-10-16
No oppression points in being a neanderthal, turns out.
1 80BAIT08 2018-10-16
How dare you. They’re obviously the victims of a successful Nazi genocide otherwise they’d still be here.
1 Imperial_Sardaukar 2018-10-16
She didn’t use a commercial DNA test though, she had some expert examine her DNA personally.
1 CG28 2018-10-16
So a whore basically.
1 TrailerParkBride 2018-10-16
1 wow___justwow 2018-10-16
shoulda had trump examine it
1 ShaneLarkin 2018-10-16
Lol your mom examined my DNA personally
1 gilmore606 2018-10-16
extremely underrated comment
1 eskimobrother319 2018-10-16
A person that combines all of the americas as a single location... oooo What if she is Myan???
1 CG28 2018-10-16
Not to mention that everyone is coming out of the woodworks to spread the news that even the chiefs of these tribes are 1/32nd which basically means Elizabeth Warren is an Indian chief.
Gonna be great when ol' graham cracker is 1/16th
1 IFARTONBABIES 2018-10-16
Plus the study SHE POSTED shows between 1/1024 - 1/64 Native American ancestry.
Fauxcahontas is at most less than 2% Native American.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-10-16
“I’m the chief now,” Chief Graham Cracker, prior sending Pocahontas on her own trail of tears.
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-10-16
I think the 1% mutt thing is like how antibacterial soap ads say kills 99% percent of bacteria or whatever.
1 lannister_stark 2018-10-16
Lol I'm a pure as white almost 100% Aryan but even my Afrikaner genes got some extra genetic makeup in em I'm sure. And I dunno why white supremacist are so offended by the idea that they're not Lily livered white. You basically got a free pass to cancer and the ability to tan.
1 schoolboystirner 2018-10-16
That's a rumor made up by trolls.
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-16
Elizabeth Warren is the cancer that is eating the left.
I've been saying this for years - Berntards, Warrentards, the super progressive wing of the party?
They're the left-wing version of Trumptards. They needed to be ignored after 2016 but rather than do that, the DNC decided to pander to them and embrace their bullshit.
Now we have crazy ass Warren doing DNA tests that prove she isn't any more native than the rest of the population declaring victory.
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-10-16
If the progressives could just delineate their good policies on criminal justice and war from their fully blown IDpol retardation they'd be golden.
1 1999-2017 2018-10-16
Bernie would have wob
1 FineLow 2018-10-16
Not against Trump he wouldn't.
1 1999-2017 2018-10-16
i guess we disagree
1 FineLow 2018-10-16
Warren isn't nearly as bad as Bernie or that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-16
She's a retard for doing what she did.
1 FineLow 2018-10-16
Play stupid games get stupid prizes.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-10-16
this but unironically
1 cheeZetoastee 2018-10-16
Work for DCCC. Can confirm bosses are brain dead.
1 Leakylocks 2018-10-16
Politics, ladies and gentlemen.
1 VidiotGamer 2018-10-16
What is up with Lindsey Graham these days? He has been getting really damn sassy recently.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-10-16
No idea but I’m loving every second of this new Graham.
1 SWIMsfriend 2018-10-16
Mccain must have been blackmailing him the last 25 years.
1 CompetitiveLoiterer 2018-10-16
blackmale
1 Prysorra2 2018-10-16
His abusive boyfriend died.
1 Natasha_Fatale_Woke 2018-10-16
Hard to say exactly what happened, and correlation is not causation — but ever since John McCain‘s death Lindsey Graham seems to have had a great weight lifted off his shoulders.
1 sfox2488 2018-10-16
Dudes emails get hacked and the next day he goes from one of Trumps biggest Republican critics to his biggest supporter. Mccain dies and suddenly he's like this. Who knows what's going on, but it seems pretty certain that there is a lot of dirt out there on him.
1 kanatakon 2018-10-16
I think he’s just lost all respect with the democrats for the past 18 years, and kavie broke the camels back
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-10-16
McCain died
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-10-16
He wants the AG spot when Daddy gets rid of the keebler elf
1 Dildokin 2018-10-16
The only reason I like session is cause he looks like a hobbit, bonus point for being hated by the left and the drumpflers.
1 Tytos_Lannister 2018-10-16
don't forget that he targets dude weed lmao people, which in my eyes partically vindicates him
1 confusedblues 2018-10-16
He's finally coming to terms with his inner queen.
1 roastieboi9828 2018-10-16
maybe he's finally embracing the gay
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-10-16
Every time I think this timeline can't get crazier. This has to be evidence were living in a simulation
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2018-10-16
The world ended in 2012 and the writers went on strike. Now the plot is chosen by pigeons pecking at buttons.
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-10-16
This is indeed good for dramacoin.
1 MG87 2018-10-16
I bet you there is some black in there
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-10-16
Prepare for the endless ‘based black Senator’ memes from T_D
1 umar4812 2018-10-16
There's my African American friend!
1 clay-davis 2018-10-16
Thank you Kanye, very cool!
1 FieldMarshalHaig 2018-10-16
Is he a kind of radical centrist? Earlier he was pissing of trumpkins now he is pissing of libtards.
1 RealJackAnchor 2018-10-16
He's a Republican who wants open borders and more refugees, DACA and amnesty. I guess he would qualify as that.
1 sodiepopfascism 2018-10-16
Dude if he actually has more native american dna, im pretty sure warren would live stream her suicide.
1 UmamiTofu 2018-10-16
It's always good to see researchers pre-registering their studies to avoid publication bias, this shows that the GOP is the party of science.
1 redblaze17 2018-10-16
Correction: Graham is taking a DNA test to determine whether or not he has 1/3 of a small penis.
1 Chauncy_Prime 2018-10-16
Fucking white people cant be satisfied with being white, rich, successful. Now they have to find away to be less white.
1 blindcandyman 2018-10-16
No this. NO. The world may be broken but I love it. This is perfect.
1 Nanaki__ 2018-10-16
How much he's already taken a test, knows the results and is announcing he is going to take a test as a way to prime people to hear the results?
1 ElectraUnderTheSea 2018-10-16
If Elizabeth Warren had half a brain that's what she should have done
1 BurgerLaowai 2018-10-16
Well, my DNA test came back that I was 2% Native American, and 2% Indian.
So I'm oppressed as well!
1 eleven4for20 2018-10-16
Two wrongs don't make a right.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-10-16
No but three left turns make a right!
So he’s one wrong away!
1 Ultrashitposter 2018-10-16
It's like anyone who Trump touches turns into a retard themselves. He's the King Midas of chromosomes.
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2018-10-16
Tfw chromosomally poor 😭😭😭
1 CG28 2018-10-16
Can't wait til we find out he's a full blooded Cherokee.
1 Chin_Up_Chick 2018-10-16
I have a really weird crush on lindsey graham
1 snallygaster 2018-10-16
😒
1 Chin_Up_Chick 2018-10-16
Sorry
1 whoatethekidsthen 2018-10-16
I hope he finds out he's 20% Ashkenazi jew
1 friend1y 2018-10-16
If he wins this game, expect a new casino in South Carolina.
1 egalroc 2018-10-16
Please let there be Iranian blood cursing his veins.