How do I beat my addiction to arguing with internet strangers?

1  2018-10-17 by kippers4brakefast

I have better shit I should be doing, honestly.

but I just can't quit you, r/drama... or can I?

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oh my fucking god, you just had to give me a pizza quote, didn't you snappy?

I WILL NOT BE ENTRAPPED

You can quit, but the craving never goes away.

Cannabis.

legalization in leafland happens today. i haven't smoked a bowl in a month and a half. sparingly using a vape pen, though...

i was still here quite a bit when I was high... but i did mostly want to and ended up doing other things when I was really flyin.

the only way to actually quit is to keep yourself safe.

you think I didn't see this post coming before I even typed this up?

lol of course you saw it coming.

Deep inside you know that the preservation of your personal safety is the only logical conclusion to your pathetic existence.

nah i'll probably fall asleep while driving or some shit

I have better shit I should be doing, honestly.

Bullshit

studying for accounting, stats homework, finishing the young adult novel i tried to start, practicing my moonspeak...

finding a quality gussy? /u/snallygaster how u doin'?

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i jus wanna connect with you, goys fam

I just want u to be more confident

i'm realistic tbqh

would you miss me if I was gone?

Not until you learn to love yourself for who you are

I truly do in some ways, and some ways I think it's actually never too late to be the best I can be.

but in other ways I just think I could be doing better if it weren't for stupid mistakes and habits, and that so much time has already been wasted...

but I think mostly everyone is like this.... aren't they?

in b4 we're all npcs

Dude NPCs lmao

but I think mostly everyone is like this.... aren't they?

I think so as well, but we're both retards so who knows.

Jeez, find more exciting things to do.

suggestions?

I dunno, to tell you the truth statistics was one of my favorite classes and I actually liked accounting too, lol. Maybe your problem is you're dicking around on Reddit because you're procrastinating.

well yeah no shit

but also some of the questions on the assignment weren't clear and I'm going to my prof's office hours tomorrow to ask him what the fuck he meant

and accounting is less urgent.

If wasting your time on the internet is really bothering you, it's probably best to find and talk to other people who are trying to grow past that instead of the tards on drama. I've been working on the same art project for six weeks, so I get where you're coming from, that's for sure.

Look at pussy slayer over here, with a more sophisticated taste in video games than 12 year olds. What a damn Chad, I swear to god, every time I sit down to play Fortnite, I wish I was this guy right here. I bet you play The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, because there’s no way you could be such a god damn vagina slurper and play literally any other games. This man has 43 girlfriends and get his cock sucked the entire time he’s criticizing EA on Reddit. I wanted to make this comment to tell you how superior you are to everyone who has ever played Fortnite, and that your opinion is objectively better because you’re just such an amazing human being. This party was in fact ruined by the 2018 groundbreaking game known as Fortnite: Battle Royale, and you are a brave soldier for making it clear to all the incels and virgins in this thread that it is indeed the worst game of our generation. Thank you for your service.

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yes

Просто завали свой еблет.

it's not in the water, it's in the food, it's called amylase and it makes you fat by making food calorie dense, just like cities, amylase amalek rymes. amalek = fake jews.

there's no law telling food companies to put on labels that they add a digestive enzyme that makes food calorie dense.

Get into another hobby. I got into gaming and anime and pretty much stopped arguing in the metasphere.

And yeah yeah I know I'll get a sarcastic response about GAMERS and Weeb but idgaf. I'm happier and have more fun with my life now.

Though I miss the casual conversations I used to have with a lot of the folks here.

But now you just argue about best girl of the season instead of politics

you see I don't argue about best girl because I already know who best girl is.

Asuka Langley.

this but unironically

What gives you the impression that I'm being ironic

nigga you think i don't already do that shit?

why did qt wizard from goblin slayer have to die?? 😭😭😭

Find ways of being so annoying and belligerent that you'll get your "fix" in the smallest amount of time, just don't do anything you can get in major trouble for.

Yes, you'll eventually have to escalate, but that's OK, just get more annoying an belligerent.

ugghhh well congrats i read 75% of it