Nice big, pink, plump wobbly girls - that's OK, especially if they grunt and make piggy, squealing noises while you're ramming 'em. But 300lb+ misshapen monsters? Not that I haven't found myself parked next to one or two on an apocalyptic morning, with a raging headache and the need to drink several glassfuls of absolutely anything, very, very soon.
Night before I'd be drunk enough that they looked a bit better, but hell, not much. Just enough to convince myself that heroic quantities of booze and a raging hard on will excuse even this. And they always know, in their heart of hearts, no matter how great a faculty for self-delusion they have, that you're not fucking them because you're genuinely attracted to them. They seek reassurance and you lie. You lie, while you know that you're gonna fuck 'em out of sheer, malignant perversion. It's warm, it's strange enough to be a different species and you're going to screw it because the whiskey has removed even the thin veneer of civilization that allows you to pretend you're not a totally irredeemable sick fuck. You know that somewhere inside that mound of quivering, hanging, shapeless fat there is a human spark: warm, sensitive, craving love, respect and validation. The fact that not a crumb of that will be on offer for even an instant is what gives the whole sordid mess its irresistible piquancy.
And once the grunting, thrusting, crying, and outpouring of greasy sweat and shame is over, and you slide off the mound of her like a strip of bacon off the top of a well-roasted Thanksgiving turkey, and she cries because you won't speak and turn away from her, you hope and pray that cunt had the sense to have called a Uber an hour ago. Else the poker is getting collected from the fireside and there is going to be violence on a biblical scale; because you’ve just fucked a monster, and drunk as you might be, lies are still for other people.
9 comments
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2018-10-17
reply(response_list=["dude npcs lol", "AI will end humanity", "Beep boop"])
1 headasplodes_bot 2018-10-17
Dude NPCs lmao
1 ObsessedAussie 2018-10-17
I AM ALSO NOT A ROBOT FELLOW HUMAN!
1 imissyouseattle 2018-10-17
It's called Hogging, taconigger.
Nice big, pink, plump wobbly girls - that's OK, especially if they grunt and make piggy, squealing noises while you're ramming 'em. But 300lb+ misshapen monsters? Not that I haven't found myself parked next to one or two on an apocalyptic morning, with a raging headache and the need to drink several glassfuls of absolutely anything, very, very soon.
Night before I'd be drunk enough that they looked a bit better, but hell, not much. Just enough to convince myself that heroic quantities of booze and a raging hard on will excuse even this. And they always know, in their heart of hearts, no matter how great a faculty for self-delusion they have, that you're not fucking them because you're genuinely attracted to them. They seek reassurance and you lie. You lie, while you know that you're gonna fuck 'em out of sheer, malignant perversion. It's warm, it's strange enough to be a different species and you're going to screw it because the whiskey has removed even the thin veneer of civilization that allows you to pretend you're not a totally irredeemable sick fuck. You know that somewhere inside that mound of quivering, hanging, shapeless fat there is a human spark: warm, sensitive, craving love, respect and validation. The fact that not a crumb of that will be on offer for even an instant is what gives the whole sordid mess its irresistible piquancy.
And once the grunting, thrusting, crying, and outpouring of greasy sweat and shame is over, and you slide off the mound of her like a strip of bacon off the top of a well-roasted Thanksgiving turkey, and she cries because you won't speak and turn away from her, you hope and pray that cunt had the sense to have called a Uber an hour ago. Else the poker is getting collected from the fireside and there is going to be violence on a biblical scale; because you’ve just fucked a monster, and drunk as you might be, lies are still for other people.
1 LongPostBot 2018-10-17
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1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2018-10-17
Post bussy
1 froibo 2018-10-17
Downvote away NPCs, you can't be compelled against your script.
1 headasplodes_bot 2018-10-17
Dude NPCs lmao
1 froibo 2018-10-17
Ayy