Mfw I see another creative and totally not repetitive NPC maymay post

1  2018-10-17 by DistortedLines

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George Soros has paid me $25 million to create this hurricane with a wooden spoon, glitter, and a bottle of Prosecco. I can do this because I’m a woman, and I can bleed each month without dying. He is sending me the money via magical unicorn. Gay Rainbow unicorn, of course...

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You win this one, I'm not allowed to make fun of you anymore. Enjoy living your internet life every day, goodbye.

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Snappy sentience confirmed

Often I wonder if snappy is just a brain simulation of stephen hawking

Snappy sentience confirmed

Often I wonder if snappy is just a brain simulation of stephen hawking

MDEgens have been coping so hard the last few days screaming 'lol triggered xD' at anyone calling their KiA-tier memes retarded. It's borderline sad.

The "r u triggured XD" has been their go to method for a while now.

It's a strategy detailed in Schopenhauer's The Art of Being Right (1896), a treatise on how retards argue.

https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Art_of_Being_Right#Anger_Indicates_a_Weak_Point

but it is actually pissing off a bunch of leftoids which is funny

go back to africa fag

That's fine, but I need to feel smugly superior to everyone.

It is working really well against you guys though, you get so upset

If you like KIA maymays go back to KIA sweaty

^ Exhibit A

Shut the fuck up, white boy.

S E E T H I N G KIA poster

Lol @ u

r/Ice_poseidon poster

sure thing, retard

Goddamn what a faggot.

He's an ice poseidon poster? Jesus that's fucking low. I mean CA isn't great, but fucking hell.

What is ice Poseidon for those of us who don't like clicking links or reading?

Please answer with emoticons if able.

turbo retard who films himself

the latter memes are objectively not retarded though 😊

Copy paste response from another NPC about their silly meme being made fun of.

The hard cry is real.

Dude NPCs lmao

Faaaaaaaaagooooot?

It's borderline sad.

This is being unduly generous

"Look mom i said retarded, my asshurt leftoid shitposting is totally Radical Centrism now!"

^ Exhibit B

I mean, if youre trying to pretend you arent one of the most heavily asshurt people on this subreddit, i guess you can do that.

Maybe make another 20 or 30 posts on how totally not upset you are by this meme, which just happens to be Objectively Bad and Not Funny. That'll totally convince... well, people as dumb as you are, anyway

^ Exhibit B.2

Lol, ok white boy

Get raped.

Do you ever post anything that's not hostile? Or at the very least can you make even the slightest attempt to be clever and angry?

> mfw I see another shitty mod sticky

rude, my stickies are always high quality

Ahem

Care to explain this, DL?

Sure, its a masterpiece that combined tayposting and birbposting (which was common at the time).

thats a big yikes from me, my dude.

I will never not upvote your tayposting.

ty <3

Anything that makes me forget how flat she is gets my seal of approval.

You're consistently unfunny.

And you're consistently a manlet

gussy :8

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Mrw i’m taylor swift

LIBTARD TRIGGERED XD GET OWNED LIBCUCK

Report: CUCKS SURELY BTFO'D BY PROLIFERATION OF REPEATED INFORMATION AND IMAGERY. ANYONE WHO DISAGREES IS MEME

The NPC meme isn't new. Pretty much as long as people have been thinking they have been conceptualizing that maybe other people don't think. Rightards who think it's is clever to use this idea in a political manner are dumb but so are the people who call it a "fascist dehumanizing etc.etc."

Things don't need to be clever to work. It's very basic spin on a very basic concept. But it gets the people going. This is even better than Hillary spending time to talk about Pepe.

The big difference is that by calling people NPCs instead of robots or shit like that you can appeal to the zoomer gamer crowd who can only understand the world via spergy extended World of Warcraft metaphors.

I like the meme though. The grey face is great.

NPC is just an even more NEET version of calling someone a normie. They somehow made it cringier by incorporating vidya game lingo. Cant wait until Daddy bans video games.

Its not as much clever as it is correct, and it works because it chaps the ass of everyone who was invested in believing that they're special and enlightened because of their Studies degree.

Christ that sure triggered you retards hard.

That meme is β€œyou’re just parroting _______ talking points” for vidya retards.

Christ that sure triggered you retards hard. Whoa youre right bro, i totally blew my stack just then, i really need to rein it in.

Yeah it’s probably a good idea.

Its an amazing meme. it makes you think, am I actually thinking for myself or am I a parrot. It actually touches upon the question of free will. It is also just arguably a not so well fleshed out version of an idea combining solipsism as well as the idea of a philosophical zombie, and it is logically valid regardless if it may not in reality be actually true.

How much more of an NPC could someone be than to mindlessly regurgitate idiotic "memes" on the internet all the time?

Don't they get this?

"Wow these normies only know use emojis and gifts to express themselves"

spams npc face text art

Reports:

1: Imagine acting as if the NPC meme is more overused than the MDEgenerate meme.

Cry more MDEfag

MDEgenerates btfo

This but unironically

bombstrap crew or die

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1: This is targeted harassement at me

1: Dear Internet Police, I am being cyberbullied. Help!

imagine being so bussyblasted that you report something three times

these MDEfags are pathetic

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Only an MDEgenerate would be retarded enough to think it's a meme rather than an immigration policy.

Imagine ending up the exact thing you are making fun of by repetitively posting a NPC meme with the exact same copy and paste talking points as the other 30k that were purged.

Dude NPCs lmao

dude your shitty PRAW python bot lmao

wrong

what is it then

cite API and then I wont contact /u/spez to ban you.

honestly ... if you put 5 minutes of effort in youd realize that the mdefagswho use it mostly criticize soyboys and redditors, not left wing people lol

The most NPC thing is posting the NPC maymay.

Change my mind.

Tay Tay drinks green tea.

Wtf i love green tea now

Wow rude!

It's funny that people are getting so butthurt about the 2018 version of "sheeple." It's funnier that some people unironically believe that it's real.

I'm gonna be honest, I really don't like the NPC meme. Like, the reaction to it is funny, but most of the time it is used like this where some poltard or stormfag shows up and does obvious bait, and when told to fuck off they are like "HURR DURR NPC"

People sperging out over it are funny I agree, but its overused to death and the people using it have zero self awareness.

retards ruining a fun meme

Who could have possibly seen this coming?

Tbf cnnpc is a neat pun, I'm sure they got it somewhere else but it's pretty good. Their code is terrible though, should have done something with authentication tokens.

Yeah watever you faggot beta cuck normie soyboy bugman npc.

I bet you zap carry a CZ

Unable to combat the meme, defeated leftists resorted to dismissing it. "If we all act like we're just, like, totally over it, we don't have to address it," reported a local hashtag resister. She then returned to Twitter to accuse several well-constructed but conservative arguments as "Russian Nazi bots."

Unable to combat logical arguments, defeated rightists resorted to reposting memes. They unfortunately failed to notice the delicious irony in them all mindlessly reposting a meme about people mindlessly repeating things. They would have returned to twitter but they had been banned in what was totally a violation of free speech and not at all a company denying it's services to someone like that bakery that refused to bake fag cake.

using gfycat generated low quality gif instead of the glorious WEBM

Literally why even??? πŸ€”

Sorry Ed, that's just the way I roll 😎

No disrespeck tho! A Tay is a Tay πŸ˜πŸ’ž

πŸ’–

I don't know how to code but if I did I'd post something like this

if; npc

post; npc meme lmao

Omg why is Taylor Swift so cute. I want to pull her bangs while she sucks my cock

Hey don't be lewd ok??

Tenshimaru_tokugawa1

Remind her to use a straw.

Your momma used a straw damn right too!

NPC memes, while being forced and cancerous, are still better than this Beckyrat meme.

Ok first of all you don't get to call her that. Second of all Tay is not a meme, she's a qween πŸ’–

Now that I think about it a mediocre mayo being the queen of /r/drama is pretty fitting.

Dude NPCs lmao

If that was video game face animation, someone would get fired for it.

On KnowYourMeme (which is a whole other drama fest), there's this one guy who goes by the name "NPC Deprogramer".

I'm gonna let you figure out the rest.

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You didnt need to announce how hurt your ass was by that taylor swift npc meme, everyone already knew.

Gross af mayo bitch

Who are you and why do you keep commenting on my posts?

not sure. who u