Are you a literal NPC? First you had trouble counting to two, now you're just copy and pasting your replies. Do you need some time to update before you can type anything new?

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I read your first thread about your GF fucking another guy and not even bathing prior to your first date, and then I read this post, and the only thing I can think of is this:

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OP: "Help! HELP! I'm stuck in a well!!!" Redditors 1-4: "Climb! Climb up and take our hands!"

OP: "I'm thinking I should dig... should I dig?"

Redditor 5: "NO! I was trapped in a well, and digging is a bad idea! Climb out!"

Redditors 6-8: "Were lowering ropes! Take hold of a rope!"

Redditor 9: "I've even tied a harness to the end of this one!"

OP: "I can feel the ropes, but I don't want to hold onto them... should I dig?"

Redditor 10: "No! If you dig, you'll hit water, and then you'll be proper fucked. I should know, I almost drowned."

OP: "I dug a little bit just now, and I haven't hit water. I'm gonna keep digging..."

Redditors 11-18: "No! Climb! Climb out!"

OP: "Guys, I'm seriously stuck in this well! Help! HELP!!!"

Redditor 19: "I was trapped in a well once. It took me two years, but I managed to build a climbing machine that pulled me to safety out of a well bucket and a pocket watch. I'm dropping the blueprints, extra buckets, and an assortment of pocket watches."

Redditor 20: "I've engineered a jet-pack that will rocket you to safety. Stay where you are and we'll lower it down!""

"OP: "Thanks for your help, guys. I'm gonna keep digging. I'll find the Mines of Moria and I'll just walk to the surface."

Redditors 1-20 piss in the well

Redditor 21: "Guys, seriously... stop peeing in the well.""​

FUCKING BREAK UP WITH HER ALREADY.

This is gold.

All them words won't bring your pa back.

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damn u right

homeboy has all the answers

No u

This was from a TV show. I think it might’ve been Crashing.

It's gold Jerry, GOLD

This is the guy whose first date with this chick was immediately after she finished raw dogging another dude while she was still covered in sex stank. 100% this is a troll. But it's an amusing fan fiction. 10 points for dedication.

Honestly, at this point I hope it's real. Because with months inbetween, the consistency of his posts, how it all aligns. It just is believable enough to be real.

He'd be one (sadly not the) of the people I've had the misfortune of ever reading about.

and she just happens to go for one of reddit's 2 biggest obsessions (antivax/MLM)? its a troll

I'm on board the theory that this is an Intel LARPing as a Cuck

You mean incel, right? Or has AI gotten this good at trolling?

Fucking Watson

That is the name of a mother fucker that would grow a neckbeard.

It really wouldn't surprise me to see a significant overlap in those two communities. Both movements cater to retards.

It just is believable enough to be real.

The account doesn't post outside his relationship posts and ancilliary posts on menslib. 100% troll, sorry. I wanted it to be real too.

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From a deleted TIFU post:

Apparently she had forgotten that she and some one night stand she had actually made such a video. I was just stunned, jealous, and really upset about the situation. And, worse yet, now I've seen my S/O with a face full of spunk from another guy.

Either an expert troll or this is one of those situations where shit really is too weird to believe.

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This has to be a troll it has to be

thats what I always want to believe as well. but the truth is there are some seriously fucked up idiots walking this earth

True, but why would he keep asking for advice in the same places where everyone is saying he's an idiot? People who do idiot things go to idiot support echochambers to get validation. Not to places where they know they'll get shut down.

The truth is that if there really is someone like this out there, he would definitely also be the type to get on Reddit to discuss it.

I agree, I just think he'd find a subreddit to agree with him is all instead of going back to the ones that don't.

Lmao he goes to menslib for support I love this troll. He unironically gets support there too.

Going to MensLib for affirmation both confirms it's a troll and makes the whole routine wonderful.

They told him to stop being such a fucking pussy when you look past the passiveness of their words

I know people like this but they aren’t smart enough to post to reddit so it’s a toss up.

Lmao check his men’s lib posts this guy is fantastic.

/r/relationships and /r/legaladvice are way better if you use /r/nosleep rules.

How do we say "Fake and gay" in our new, NPC-reliant parlance?

Dude NPCs lmao

fake news

Oh my god this guy has gotta be a long-term troll, which one of you is this? I refuse to believe someone this pathetic exists.

I believe that somone this pathetic exists, and they and many like them post here regularly.

https://www.removeddit.com/r/GenderCynical/comments/9p0c88/gotta_love_how_gc_assumes_peoples_sexuality/

I have been seeing a woman for about five months now

She then blurted out that she wanted financial independence from me.

I understood completely. She's pregnant and can only work a couple of days a week

she wanted a $2000 loan to start a business. I was intrigued because she's amazing and smart and I know she can do it

> in 5 months: financially supporting her, shes preggo (cuck), male-feminist

this is bait 😂😂😂

He also talked about eating soy. He is 100% a troll.

Absolutely no way this is real... It has to be a troll, right?

I love this guy. I'm 90% sure this is the same guy who confessed to spending all his free time writing relationships threads because it's amazing.

I kinda think you're right. He's been warming up the account for the past month. I have to feel like there's probably one more good thread out of this account though.

I bet he is even reading this tread snickering about it. I wish I could find the original drama thread with his confessions about spreadsheets on trolling relationship subs lmao

Here ya go.

I just showed this to my gf, like, two days ago. Definitely one of this place's best posts.

What a weirdo reading reddit posts to his hand.

Thank you.

You are a good person.

He's priming everyone for the "she take my money, when I'm in need" thread.

I think it ends with a legal advice post where he admits to domestic violence and thus completes his characters arc.

My money is on a post about how she beat him.

This isn't drama, this is a cuck with a kink for being dominated financially writing fanfiction about their own life

The people responding seriously is drama though

Snoop said it best, “you knew what she was; she licked you, sucker. “

Ok this is getting a bit long in the tooth now, which on of you is this?

tl;dr: Kiddo doesnt know how to dump his pregnant girlfriend

This guy is doing beautiful work. The fact that he constantly runs back to MensLib to get support for his fanfiction is hysterical. 5/7 perfect score.

I hope this dude has a longer game plan for this troll, its kinda starting to grow on me.

Like this kind of growth?

is that jane krackowski as a dude?

Which one of you did this?

What an absolute moron OP is. How do you type that all out and not realize you’re being used?!

posts on menslib

He deserves everything coming to him.

This guys a troll, no one fucks up this badly this consistently unless theyre in politics