Chicago Bears fan thinks its not fair that they had to play in hot as fuck Miami this past Sunday. Everyone calls him a whiney bitch

1  2018-10-17 by MG87

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1  MG87 2018-10-17

IF NOT NOW WHEN?

1  SamWhite 2018-10-17

I do not want to use this as an excuse as to why we lost, but it definitely was a powerful factor that helped determine the outcome of the game.

That's a great sentence.

1  bigberthaboy 2018-10-17

Retarded ass "reason != Excuse" has been in the vocab for way too long

1  Momruepari 2018-10-17

Snappy worthy

1  MemeAnalzyer 2018-10-17

Plenty of teams have a home field advantage like Denver which allows for the teams to exhausted easier due to the high altitude. Dolphins fucking suck anyway

1  MG87 2018-10-17

Dolphins are 4-2 bitch

1  MemeAnalzyer 2018-10-17

Any team I don't like fucking suck regardless. Then again my team are 2-4 so I can't really say anything

1  MG87 2018-10-17

Bills?

1  MemeAnalzyer 2018-10-17

Nope, Broncos

1  MG87 2018-10-17

Well at least Horseface got you guys a Superbowl ring in the past few years

1  preserved_fish 2018-10-17

Horseface II, you mean?

1  SJCards 2018-10-17

God I hope you bussy blast us tomorrow. Fucking McCoy needs to go.

1  MemeAnalzyer 2018-10-17

Your wish wasgranted

1  froibo 2018-10-17

LEAVE TRUBISKY ALONE

1  AlveolarPressure 2018-10-17

No matter how much you train, it still sucks to play sports outdoors in Miami. Salty Bears fans should get the fuck over it and accept that they lost. The Fins are back baby

1  wewladin 2018-10-17

SpOrTSbaLL DrAmA Y I K E S!!!

1  DaYooper 2018-10-17

He got embarrassed by Detroit on national TV.

1  froibo 2018-10-17

They really didn't like me bringing that up in the NFL sub

I was just being cheeky. Usually I don't get downvoted there unless I'm shit faced and bitching about the Packers.

1  Momruepari 2018-10-17

Tom Brady can pound my bussy whenever, forever.

He's too busy pounding his son. He's even worse than u/YameteOtosanItai

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1  froibo 2018-10-17

Shut up nerd.

1  muffler_kek 2018-10-17

18-1

1  Luvs_to_splooge_ 2018-10-17

It’s not like they run further than 3 metres at a time. American football is a bunch of fat blokes running minimal distances then cutting for an ad break. ‘Murica

1  SamWhite 2018-10-17

Guy I know was talking about his nephews getting taken to one of the NFL games they played in London after they got into american football on TV. As the match went on they got slowly more and more disillusioned, because it turns out for the European audience they edit out something like 80% of the ad breaks. A match seems to only last about 70 minutes on TV.

1  Luvs_to_splooge_ 2018-10-17

Isn’t there like 10 mins of game time in a 3 hour broadcast in America?

1  SamWhite 2018-10-17

I'm willing to report someone else's anecdote as fact, I'm not willing to do anything like basic research.