Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are splitting up 😱💔

I know you’re being ironic but women actually are funny - even more so than men - it’s just that the male sense of humor has been imposed on western society by centuries of patriarchy. Women’s humor is inclusive which is antithetical to exclusive and privileged male “humor”.

1 DinosSuck 2018-10-18

Thank you for the information, do you have a pamphlet where I can read more?

1 cmakk1012 2018-10-18

Moreover, feminine humor is peaceful and spiritual, unlike the violent and aggressive humor of m*n. As the original, superior gender womyn are the ambassadors of Mother Nature and of the higher realms of reality.

1 YHofSuburbia 2018-10-18

This but unironically

1 Tasty_Treat_4_U 2018-10-18

This is such an amazing insight. Women just don’t get male humor they say but really it’s that male humor just isn’t universally funny but we get away with our stupid jokes because of thousands of years of oppression, murder, and sexism.

1 garythegoatsghost 2018-10-18

Nathan_P_Carter

Dude NPCs LMAO!

1 storejet 2018-10-18

holy shit I feel like a dumbass for missing the username.

1 MayoIsSpicy 2018-10-18

That's actually sort of clever

1 MazzyFo 2018-10-18

I couldn’t tell if this was Cartman copypasta or not

1 wisty 2018-10-18

I know you’re being ironic but women actually are funny - even more so than men - it’s just that the “male” sense of humor has been imposed on western society by centuries of patriarchal mores. Women’s humor is inclusive and antithetical to exclusive and privileged male “humor”, which is why you don’t find it funny.

Is this a take on how that /r/AskFeminists user explained that women are just as good as sport, but all the sports we play are ones where the rules are written to benefit men?

1 Eastuss 2018-10-18

The winner is the one who throws the thingy the farthest.

IT IS SO UNFAIR TO WOMEN§§§§

1 Prysorra2 2018-10-18

ಠ_ಠ username

1 RevLoki 2018-10-18

“...vagina...” - Amy Schumer

1 jaja10 2018-10-18

you forgot "muh"

1 Eastuss 2018-10-18

no you're wrong, we're better ofc!

I would have accepted a reaction such as "Women can be as funny as men", but "Women can be as funny as men, even more so, because patriarchy and oppression" is just pathetic.

I suggest you educate yourself on the different form of humour, then watch different humorists and different "humour" medias.

Then you'll eventually realize you'll find artists for all kinds of humour in both genders.

The issue has never been that women can't be funny, they can, but they simply don't need to. Men need to be funny, therefore there are more funny men out there. And in my book, a social requirement is not a privilege.

1 jaja10 2018-10-18

this but unironically

1 Nathan_P_Carter 2018-10-18

Getting people to vote and resist Trump is no joke.

1 Godspeed_Us_All 2018-10-18

Fuck off.

1 Nathan_P_Carter 2018-10-18

You reactionaries would like that, wouldn’t you?

1 Godspeed_Us_All 2018-10-18

I’m not even Republican. I hate Trump as much as the next guy. I’m just goddamn sick of hearing this shit day and day out. Get a life.

1 shitpost953 2018-10-18

then it sounds like you're part of the problem instead of part of the solution 😎

1 Godspeed_Us_All 2018-10-18

Oh yeah, good job, instead of fighting the two party system that got Trump elected in the first place, you’ve elected to assimilate into The Borg for however long it takes for the next Nixon/Reagan/Trump gets elected. Tell me, do your Good Person Points come with the ballot or after you vote?

1 shitpost953 2018-10-18

lol i was just shitposting before but did you just admit to not voting?

1 Godspeed_Us_All 2018-10-18

Yeah, no thanks. They’re all a bunch of tools who won’t fulfill their promises.

1 shitpost953 2018-10-18

hahah you deserve everything you get

1 Pro_Extent 2018-10-18

And dramatards say seriousposting is bad for this sub. Never stop sperging, friend

1 Godspeed_Us_All 2018-10-18

I’m glad I could provide an evening’s entertainment 😊😊😊

1 Chicup 2018-10-18

hate Trump as much as the next guy

I would let Trump touch my monkey. I love daddy.

1 Watermark03 2018-10-18

What if he came up to your one day and whispered these words into your ears:

"Don't make me regret the day I raped your mother"

1 Chicup 2018-10-18

"I won't dad, MAGA!"

1 Joeybada33 2018-10-18

Trump. trump. Trump. Trump. Trump

1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-10-18

Voting for anyone in a fascist system is reactionary

1 MazzyFo 2018-10-18

This ain’t it chief

1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-10-18

Eat my nutsack ironically

1 coldfirerules 2018-10-18

Kanye isnt a real musician.

CMV

1 Godspeed_Us_All 2018-10-18

I’m sorry, it must be hard to remember sometimes that no one asked.

1 coldfirerules 2018-10-18

You need to go back.

1 SignalEvent 2018-10-18

We were not supposed to leave

1 coldfirerules 2018-10-18

I share a town with that guy. Literally the only thing I know about Lost.

1 Alexlincoln2 2018-10-18

Out chapotard

1 coldfirerules 2018-10-18

Oh dear its retarded.

1 Watermark03 2018-10-18

LOL so you guys can turn take this place and get it banned like your last one

Great plan friendo

1 Alexlincoln2 2018-10-18

Who is you guys? people to the right of Lenin?

1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-10-18

Your retard

1 coldfirerules 2018-10-18

Yes, this is r/drama. You must be new.

You're* also illiterate.

1 WiggityWatchinNews 2018-10-18

If you say so sweaty

1 MazzyFo 2018-10-18

That was powerful stuff there

1 coldfirerules 2018-10-18

Needs more drama tbh

Kanye is a closet tranny and his fans are pedos.

1 MazzyFo 2018-10-18

Sounds like a perfect messiah tbh

1 Watermark03 2018-10-18

oh no you done crossed black daddy

1 motherjoad 2018-10-18

Kanye is my religion CMV

1 coldfirerules 2018-10-18

You'll need the r/drama toolkit for that I'm afraid.

I'm not allowed to recommend it in detail.

1 Watermark03 2018-10-18

must defend daddy

1 zergling_Lester 2018-10-18

Getting people to vote and resist Trump is no joke.

Giant spiders are no joke. Resisting Trump is meh, nowhere the NO JOKE quality of giant spiders.

1 imissyouseattle 2018-10-18

I love the way you troll, girl

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1 TheEquimanthorn 2018-10-18

Does this mean I have a chance with Kim now???

1 MG87 2018-10-18

Bridget the Midget is the hotter dwarf

1 tron_funkin_blow 2018-10-18

*hobbit

1 ComedicSans 2018-10-18

Rosie Cotton > Kim Kardashian.

1 wwyzzerdd 2018-10-18

All you need is gold and silk.

1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2018-10-18

Does this mean I have a chance with Kanye now???

1 FapinMind 2018-10-18

he's already taken

1 ItsSugar 2018-10-18

It's like HSV. The more sexually active you are in a degenerate way, the higher your chances.

1 newcomer_ts 2018-10-18

More like, you have a chance with Kanye

1 Red-Lantern 2018-10-18

lol another instance of fake news.

1 stupidnicks 2018-10-18

fkn luying libural media again

1 Roach-Master 2018-10-18

Lmao this is so fucking retarded that i kinda liked it.

1 RainbowEffingDash 2018-10-18

well you'll be pleased to learn they copied the idea from another tweet, so nothing about this is original

1 King_Drumpf 2018-10-18

Now we can join him with Tay.

1 NAGOLACOLA 2018-10-18

*Kanye splitting up with Kim.

1 RainbowEffingDash 2018-10-18

I saw this in a magazine a week ago. So why am i hearing it again only now

1 aonome 2018-10-18

Whoever stickied this fake news is a mod instead of me

dab

1 a_thumb_in_my_bum 2018-10-18

WHERE HAS ALL THE ROMANCE GONE?

Oh its fake: https://edition.cnn.com/2018/10/18/entertainment/kim-kardashian-kanye-west-break-up-elle-magazine/index.html

1 shallowm 2018-10-18

tfw cnn has the real scoop

1 AnalAssassin6969 2018-10-18

Women, not even once

1 memyself112 2018-10-18

We could see that coming!

1 parduscat 2018-10-18

Fuuuuuuccckkkk. Even Kim got tired of Kanye cucking her with Trump.

1 WistopherWalken 2018-10-18

Yeah this fake news

1 Solis-Maelstrom 2018-10-18

I thought this was real fuck off man

1 respaaaaaj 2018-10-18

God I hope this means he winds up with tay tay

1 Killer_B_Cell 2018-10-18

Idiots who actually thought they were getting to see drama are SEETHING because they are the prime demographic for unregistered, lazy voters and it paints too true a picture.

1 TuaTonguemybuttholea 2018-10-18

the state of mayo journalism in 2018 to literally just clickbait with obvious lies

1 KingCadon 2018-10-18

Oh no, what a shame.