I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
Everyone knows they spy on you anyway. Like half a dozen discord servers I've been in have been nuked for shit that wouldn't get you banned from reddit. Still more privacy and security than Skype.
They're just preemptively covering their ass for the moment they reveal they've been data-mining you or using your gaming PCs to mine [insert crypto here] or something worth suing over.
I mean yeah Discord is shady as fuck but as soon as Steam stops sleeping like it's in the fucking ice age and gets its shit together to compete (which is very slowly is) then I'll start using it less
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-18
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1 nicerredditaccount 2018-10-18
Everyone knows they spy on you anyway. Like half a dozen discord servers I've been in have been nuked for shit that wouldn't get you banned from reddit. Still more privacy and security than Skype.
1 Krombopulos-Snake 2018-10-18
They're just preemptively covering their ass for the moment they reveal they've been data-mining you or using your gaming PCs to mine [insert crypto here] or something worth suing over.
1 -Mopsus- 2018-10-18
most likely trying to preemptively cover for data leaks
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2018-10-18
Or being a shitty service for shitty people that can't use proper software.
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2018-10-18
Or being a shitty service for shitty people that can't use proper software.
1 TheRobidog 2018-10-18
Why would anyone be outraged about that?
1 Chicup 2018-10-18
Discord is pc cancer but class action lawsuits are worse cancer.
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-10-18
This is America you can sue anyone.
1 Roach-Master 2018-10-18
Shady company with Chinese backers comes up along and says "We're TeamSpeak but free!"
G*mers rejoice & leave TeamSpeak/Mumble/Skype
Discord keeps track of what games they play through .exe files, keeps record of their Steam/Youtube/Twitch/Twitter/BattleNet/Origin/Whatever accounts, keeps an infinite chat history, and practically never delete the images you post there
End up practically owning their minds lmao
Cracks start to form as Discord admins start calling people racists for shit they wrote privately
G*mers don't care
Discord goes against EU law, disregards GDPR and the right to be forgotten
G*mers don't care
Discord starts competing against Steam
G*mers care
Turns out they're giving away their right to sue Discord
"wtf discord i thought we were friends bottom text"
Turns out the founder of the app is Chinese shill who got famous after making an app & selling it for 100 million dollars (also selling the user's private info)
The users of this previous app weren't gamers so they sued the CEO
This time nothing will happen when shit hits the fan. Kill all g*mers.
1 RyuunDragon 2018-10-18
I mean yeah Discord is shady as fuck but as soon as Steam stops sleeping like it's in the fucking ice age and gets its shit together to compete (which is very slowly is) then I'll start using it less
1 headasplodes_bot 2018-10-18
Dude NPCs lmao
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-10-18
Lol they should have fired their first legal team for never putting in that arbitration legalese in their TOS in the foist place
1 Lehk 2018-10-18
do any motherfuckers still use mumble? or did that only take off on minecraft servers?
fuck this discord shit the app is atrocious
1 Destirigon 2018-10-18
And yet they ban lolicon. Lies.
1 TheRobidog 2018-10-18
It is better for you, friend.
1 aef823 2018-10-18
I will never get the ego of companies thinking their ToS can, in any way, protect them from being sued.
1 constantinople_2053 2018-10-18
at least some introductory law classes should be part of every curriculum. change my view.