Is Sex on the Third Date the New Normal?

1  2018-10-18 by snallygaster

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I couldn’t stand SRD. The cringe there was suffocating. One idiot was whining about /r/drama being a doxxing paradise, others were circlejerking about how the sub leans slightly right but is really moderate. And as you note OP, they all fuckin whine about Daddy, altright, and idiots who can’t get laid.

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Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.

The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.

Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.

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Snally, let's have 3 dates in a row

FUCK OFF SNALLY IS MINE

Lol at not waiting for marriage, enjoy burning for all of eternity idiots

this, but entirely unironically

Thats my fetish.

>Be Femoidp

>Date Chad

Be surprised he only wants sex

????????

Old foid doesn't wanna put out. Tough luck, good luck catching a man with that attitude.

Waiting until the third date is for squares

You only say that because you can never make it past date 1. If you weren't so boring maybe you could enjoy the anticipation and the chase.

Found the square

Squares just another name for Chad.

Huey Lewis lied to you

I usually have sex with them before I ask them out.

Then they call their pimp...

Everyone knows that if you want a lasting and stable union you must slob knob and do ass-to-mouth on the first date.

Inb4 "this, but unironically" 🤖

(Trans)male here. Just wanted to say THIS so MUCH this!!

Make that a law

waiting for the first date to have sex

Bunch of fucking prudes.

I'm not, just a born-again kissless virgin!

This isn't drama

How many dates does it take to clean out your cobwebs?

"Are you old enough to drink in this establishment, young lady?"

You look mighty purdy in those depends darlin' 😘👵💦💦

wow rude!

You didn't answer the question.

How do you get the money without sex though? 🤔

Be an attractive female

Make a Patreon

share vapid opinions on YouTube and plug said Patreon while showing anime level like cleavage

Or roofie in a glass if she's uggo, then take his wallet

It's a victim less crime

Ugly👏people👏should👏not👏have👏money👏period 👏

The real drama is linking that dumpster fire of a subreddit

God I hope so. I still have hopes to have a first date sometime.

I wait MONTHS. Dry humping my way into your hearts.

I don’t understand. People are getting married after only 3 dates?

Yes

If I ain't got there by date 2 I've given up. Why are we playing the waiting game if we both find each other attractive? I don't do that shit and neither should anyone else.