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Now say it without yellow teeth or a loicense.

britbongs when will they learn? 😂😂😂

Day of the Drop Bear when??

YIKES

thats gonna b a "sorry, good cunt" from me bud

Some Anglo 200 years ago: You got a loicense for that chicken?

Your ancestors: Please guv'nuh...

Some Anglo: Off to the Antipodes with ye, git.

It's not better.

Sorry, has anyone mentioned your prisonland status yet? Because I think that's just wrong.

Even prisoners put up the occasional riot.

How many hours of the day do you spend huffing petrol to enter dreamtime?

Is this one of those Yanny/ Laurel type of things? Because all I heard was degenerate.

>pre-teen voice

>attracting attention of a known pedo

is this a trap?

u/YameteOtosanItai prison will b fun 4 u 🤠🤠🤠 heard a lot of u diddlers squeal during my stints 😂😂😂

I'm not skinny, I'm fluffy. Don't fatshame me though, I'm just cultivating mass.

You sound like a twink though

I'm not a pedo, liking skinny, small, cute East-Asian women isn't pedo. It's not illegal either so nothing to report.

You like dudes working out in the gym tho

I can appreciate a good physique but that doesn't mean I want to fuck them. Also the majority of guys at my gym are quite skinny so there's not much to appreciate. Maybe they need to learn what food is.

This is an extremely gay amount of irony.

wait, where was I being ironic?

Your first sentence is your true post and the rest is an appeal to your retarded schtick. I know these things.

Anyway, if something's hot then it means you want to fuck it. Not knowing how hasn't stopped literally anyone.

And acknowledging that someone puts in the work and has a good body doesn't mean I personally find him hot

Get a room with him already dude.

Ooo. Obese weeb confirmed. Do you also have a beard?

Im not obese, I think I'm overweight by BMI but not by bodyfat yet. I also don't look too fat cause I'm a dense fuck.

And I don't have a beard either, I shave

Lol. Fatty. You'd be fatshamed mercilessly in Asia

By the women too? They can clearly see that I'm not really fat. I don't even look fat either.

Yep. Asians have higher standards. Overweight == lardball.

Lvl 19 twink

19 and alreasy posting on the jaded dregs subreddit of drama?

Yikes!

I'm not gay.

👆👆this👆👆

> 2018

wew lad

DOWNVOTE FAGGOT

Are you doing alright?

ya bb hbu? 😘

pre-teen voice

its an unwritten law that you have to leave r/drama once you're 20

>being younger than 20

😬😬😬

Keep Young Son

stints

How many fucking times have you been to prison?

>acting like its a bad thing

dont shame me 😤😤😤

This is how I imagine a British version of u/MasterLawlz to sound

Has Lawlz ever unironically admitted to being autistic?

The Ben 10 thing is worse than furshit tbh

he didnt have to admit it

what a handsome young man :)

This is the ideal r/drama mod voice. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance sounds like.

BUT HE’S NOT A MOD ANYMORE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Is it pedo to like skinny, small, East-Asian women with a lack of curves? Didn't think so either.

Wait, why would it be pedo to be attracted to adult women?

It really isn't that disturbingly low, I mean personally I probably wouldn't fuck a 14 yo but generally we believe that giving teens agency and responsibility isn't necessarily a bad thing. E.g. the drinking age is only 16 too (at least for stuff like beer). Also you can still get in trouble for exploiting a teens immaturity, if you do so, so they're still somewhat more protected compared to when they're older.

It's not something I would seek out on my own.

well no, since it's legal here they couldn't use 14 yos to bait men. chatting up young teen girls over the internet is pretty sketchy in any case, not really something I'd do.

so you'd only do it if one of them begged you to fuck them? in what scenarios would you fuck a 14 year old?

like maybe if she initiated it and I was into her too. But the problem with this is that it doesn't happen in a social vacuum. E.g. you might get shit from others if they found out about it. And it's not a good trait to be known for really.

It's more of a hypothetical question anyway, the youngest girls I'm regularly around are 18/19. I'm not Drake who chills with 14 yo girls constantly.

so basically, you'd do it if no one found out?

maybe

Shit pedos say no. 261: “AKSHYUALLY the age of consent is 16...”

One day a 5’5”, 125 pound ricecel is going to stab you on the street and blame it on a Syrian

why would he do that? because he's jealous of my beautiful East-Asian wife?

yeah and because ten years previous you crushed him in a Reddit debate with FACTS and LOGIC

YametePetersanShapiroItai DESTROYS SJWs and feminists with FACTS and LOGIC big epic style.

More like SHE is protecting herself from a neckbeard such as yourself.

skinny, small, East-Asian women

Yes, yes, yes, yes...

with a lack of curves

...uh... why don't you take a seat over there...

that's stupid, I've often seen women who fit that type who are around 20 and are very beautiful, so they're petite but they're still adult women so there's nothing pedo about being attracted to them

Oi, /u/Voltar134, who's your Prime Minister today?

Is it the drunk retarded one or the drunk retarded one? I lose track.

I'm not an American, thankfully. I'm from the country from whom you fuckwits copied your flag by putting on extra, retarded stars on.

I haven't got a fucking clue who your current PM is because your politicians are retarded enough they think they're on Big Brother, but I'd bet good money he looks like a foot but acts like a cock.

That's the face of a man who is going to be caught knuckles deep in a ten-year-old.

Jesus christ, that's embarrassing. Is it because nobody else remembers his name otherwise?

he's just a retard appealing to fellow retards

I believe they call that "Prime Minister of Australia".

Americans rn: 😓

We went ten lines without mentioning burgers. I'm sorry.

That was out of line. I'm more sorry.

I'm more sorry.

A Canadian LARPing as an American? Fucking gross and icky.

sorry = canadian

i didnt think you would do this but you did. literally speechless

YOU PUSHED ME TOO FAR

He's an ephebophile though, not a pedophile.

its an important distinction to make

it is but I'm not an ephebophiles anyway

You constantly say you like post-pubescent teens and young adults.

Ephebophilia means attraction to post-pubescent teens and young adults.

:thinking_face:

I have more of a bodytype than an age preference Id say, for skinny, smol, cute women that is. But ephebophilia meanwhile is primary attraction to girls aged 15-19. And I see quite a few women around 20, like 21 or 22 or something who fit the type. And a lot of younger girls also don't, so it's not like it's completely an age thing

A 30 year old asian woman is ideal, I agree.

30 is a bit too old for me for now but I'll get there eventually. I agree though that Asian women that age are often still very beautiful, the same isn't really the case for mayo women at all.

But ephebophilia meanwhile is primary attraction to girls aged 15-19.

Ephebophilia means attraction to girls who LOOK IN A WAY THAT MOST PEOPLE WOULD ESTIMATE THEM 15 TO 19.

Age is COMPLETELY irrelevant, just like being a 598 years old vampire doesn't stop my waifu from being a loli.

I don't think that makes too much sense. Lolis have a common look, short, flat-chested, child-like. Post pubescent teenagers and young adults are developed though and they don't look all the same, nor do they all have the same body type. Some are tall, some short, some busty, some flat, some with a thick was, some with no ass, etc. And they are sexually developed in that age range so body wise they won't change too much, so saying a 23 yo looks 18 therefore it's ephebophilia to be attracted to her doesn't make much sense to me. Maybe she looks younger because she has a babyface but body wise I don't find it convincing.

If anything I might fall more into the hebephile category since I'm not too big a fan of curves and prefer more of a small frame, not too developed (although I dislike saying that because they obviously are but not everyone will look the same once they're grown up luckily). But I'm not a big fan of labels anyway.

I don't think that makes too much sense. Lolis have a common look, short, flat-chested, child-like. Post pubescent teenagers and young adults are developed though and they don't look all the same, nor do they all have the same body type. Some are tall, some short, some busty, some flat, some with a thick was, some with no ass, etc. And they are sexually developed in that age range so body wise they won't change too much, so saying a 23 yo looks 18 therefore it's ephebophilia to be attracted to her doesn't make much sense to me. Maybe she looks younger because she has a babyface but body wise I don't find it convincing.

That's why I said some time ago that ephebophilia is completely normal. It's still the word though.

Its debatable whether it's a paraphilia. The point is though that it's about primary attraction. Say you're 28, you date women around your age but sure you also find highschoolers attractive, as most normal men do, although it's probably not something you'd act on. Then this person isn't a ephebophile as the primary part isn't given. Would he almost exclusively lust after highschoolers, prey on them, and not or seldomly be attracted to older women too the term would be more fitting.

Then this person isn't a ephebophile as the primary part isn't given. Would he almost exclusively lust after highschoolers, prey on them, and not or seldomly be attracted to older women too the term would be more fitting.

But isn't that the case for you?

Not really. I don't even know any highschool girls. I find the East-Asian girls I see around very attractive, well some of them. A lot of them are super cute, they are around 20, I think, depends but a lot of them attend Master level classes so they can't be too young.

True. Pedophiles will get tarred, feathered and then hanged. Ephebophiles will just get shot.

ACKSHYULLY...it’s ephepheohepeohelhephephephepheohepegpheohepheohephephepophile.

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