I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
To be fair : compression in some streaming sites can get pretty bad. If you want the full 60fps VR 4K experience, you need to download stuff. Or if you have a taste for something illegal that you'd need to archive since anything you find wouldn't stay online for long.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-20
I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
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1 e-guy 2018-10-20
Unfortunately you're probably not wrong about the poor man's romantic prospects, snappy
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-10-20
omggg Incels are so oppressed ๐ข
1 Tetragrade 2018-10-20
femnists ate my baby๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก
1 SparkyLite 2018-10-20
Not as oppressed as gamers
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-20
Why would you not password protect your porn/nudes folder.
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-10-20
Why would he talk to his parents?
1 Kiru-Kokujin14 2018-10-20
not all of us are 25 and still living with our parents unlike you
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-20
Uh, you should PW protect it no matter what your situation is.
It's called preparing for anything, protecting yourself from unknown unknowns.
1 Kiru-Kokujin14 2018-10-20
What benefit do i gain from it?
it just means it'll take me longer to open it
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-20
A few seconds is better than an unknown unknown taking place, much like the OP learned.
1 Kiru-Kokujin14 2018-10-20
i dont live with my parents and im not autistic enough to open it accidentally
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-20
Well, better safe than sorry.
1 thedeevolution 2018-10-20
I bet your parents wish they had been safe and now theyโre sorry they had you.
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-20
yawn.
1 Baconlightning 2018-10-20
1 Singulaire 2018-10-20
Okay, who had the bright idea of teaching Pizza a new phrase? Now he's going to go on about "unknown unkowns" for a month.
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-20
I've been using that term for years. It really blows my mind how dumb the average user is on this sub.
1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-10-20
Gin Rummy and Ed Wunsler III taught America all we need to know about unknown unknowns.
1 Power_Incarnate 2018-10-20
My degenerate fetishes are all legal so I've got nothing to hide. Some of them probably shouldn't be though...
1 shaun_krant 2018-10-20
Yeah i hate when my dog opens ny porn folder and laughs at me
1 Baconlightning 2018-10-20
Dude, hackers doesnโt give a shit about your porn. And if youโre still scared about your parents finding your porn, grow up.
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-20
Who said anything about hackers you ape.
1 Redactor0 2018-10-20
Because I don't want to spend like 3 hours/day typing in my password of course.
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1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-10-20
Real talk: At work, I had to access a site that started with an N and I had to catch myself from typing in nudevista.com.
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1 niggerpenis 2018-10-20
Imagine having a porn folder in current year
1 UnalignedRando 2018-10-20
To be fair : compression in some streaming sites can get pretty bad. If you want the full 60fps VR 4K experience, you need to download stuff. Or if you have a taste for something illegal that you'd need to archive since anything you find wouldn't stay online for long.
1 jko831 2018-10-20
found /u/yameteotosanitai's alt
1 YameteOtosanItai 2018-10-20
yeah because porn with small East-Asian women in their 20s like Kagami Shuna is illegal ๐ค๐ค๐ค
1 UnalignedRando 2018-10-20
I'm not his alt. Just a similarly minded individual from a neighbouring country, that also have a relatively low age of content.
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-10-20
When you find that hot vid of a camgirl that deletes all her pirated vids off of free sites, you need to snatch that up.
1 YameteOtosanItai 2018-10-20
Got any recommendations. Personally I like Snugglepunk, she's one cute ginger.
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-10-20
You and I have different tastes in women (I am more into milfy thick girls) so I am probably not the best person for you to ask.
1 BeastTrinity 2018-10-20
Imagine being such a caveman that you don't have offline porn for internet outages and/or traveling ๐๐๐
1 TheColdTurtle 2018-10-20
Just get a spare harddrive for porn lol.
1 VioletBroregarde 2018-10-20
I know, what a total loser! Haha, imagine.
1 SparkyLite 2018-10-20
I did this once. Luckily it was only a topless picture.
1 Spookybooks2 2018-10-20
Imagine not doing nofap and cold showers in 2018.
1 Destirigon 2018-10-20
What if you are showing your parents your porn folder on purpose because it's full of great lolis and you want to share it.
1 YameteOtosanItai 2018-10-20
then they suddenly claim to not have a son anymore. We're an unjustifiedly persecuted minority, Its very sad