lmao, imagine being so pathetically addicted to jerking it that you open your porn folder by muscle memory in front of your parents. Inceldom, not even once.

1  2018-10-20 by e-guy

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I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her

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Unfortunately you're probably not wrong about the poor man's romantic prospects, snappy

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Not as oppressed as gamers

Why would you not password protect your porn/nudes folder.

Why would he talk to his parents?

Why would you not password protect your porn/nudes folder.

not all of us are 25 and still living with our parents unlike you

Uh, you should PW protect it no matter what your situation is.

It's called preparing for anything, protecting yourself from unknown unknowns.

What benefit do i gain from it?

it just means it'll take me longer to open it

A few seconds is better than an unknown unknown taking place, much like the OP learned.

i dont live with my parents and im not autistic enough to open it accidentally

Well, better safe than sorry.

I bet your parents wish they had been safe and now theyโ€™re sorry they had you.

yawn.

the horrors of hackers finding my furry collecting

Okay, who had the bright idea of teaching Pizza a new phrase? Now he's going to go on about "unknown unkowns" for a month.

I've been using that term for years. It really blows my mind how dumb the average user is on this sub.

Gin Rummy and Ed Wunsler III taught America all we need to know about unknown unknowns.

My degenerate fetishes are all legal so I've got nothing to hide. Some of them probably shouldn't be though...

Yeah i hate when my dog opens ny porn folder and laughs at me

password protecting porn

Dude, hackers doesnโ€™t give a shit about your porn. And if youโ€™re still scared about your parents finding your porn, grow up.

Who said anything about hackers you ape.

Because I don't want to spend like 3 hours/day typing in my password of course.

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Real talk: At work, I had to access a site that started with an N and I had to catch myself from typing in nudevista.com.

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Imagine having a porn folder in current year

To be fair : compression in some streaming sites can get pretty bad. If you want the full 60fps VR 4K experience, you need to download stuff. Or if you have a taste for something illegal that you'd need to archive since anything you find wouldn't stay online for long.

Or if you have a taste for something illegal that you'd need to archive since anything you find wouldn't stay online for long.

found /u/yameteotosanitai's alt

yeah because porn with small East-Asian women in their 20s like Kagami Shuna is illegal ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

I'm not his alt. Just a similarly minded individual from a neighbouring country, that also have a relatively low age of content.

When you find that hot vid of a camgirl that deletes all her pirated vids off of free sites, you need to snatch that up.

Got any recommendations. Personally I like Snugglepunk, she's one cute ginger.

You and I have different tastes in women (I am more into milfy thick girls) so I am probably not the best person for you to ask.

Imagine being such a caveman that you don't have offline porn for internet outages and/or traveling ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Just get a spare harddrive for porn lol.

I know, what a total loser! Haha, imagine.

I did this once. Luckily it was only a topless picture.

Imagine not doing nofap and cold showers in 2018.

What if you are showing your parents your porn folder on purpose because it's full of great lolis and you want to share it.

then they suddenly claim to not have a son anymore. We're an unjustifiedly persecuted minority, Its very sad