1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-20

The only time I've ever given a shit about the nuances of f*male anatomy is when I was doing a hard guro/vore RP where I needed to remember how to spell the parts of her reproductive system that my character was eating.

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1 -6x- 2018-10-20

THEY DO IT FOR FREE

1 dratamard2 2018-10-20

>u, a pleb

>me, a patrician internet mod

You're right. You don't even touch my karma, nor come close. I have amassed a plentitude of karma, in the hundreds of thousands, by sharing my logically sound opinion on reddit.

Scurry along now, insect. You are an ant standing in the shadow of a giant.

1 MrTroll911 2018-10-20

It's not all that much is it? Like big deal.

1 REDDIT_IN_MOTION 2018-10-20

I'm banned?

1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-10-20

Sweety, I use dark cherry lipstick.

Also, that dress is horrible, I would never wear it. # notsluttyenough

1 Let_you_down 2018-10-20

You don't think that dress is slutty? She's wearing a fursuit underneath it.

1 NeededToFilterSubs 2018-10-20

Yeah but is there a diaper down there?

1 MzCherryBlossom 2018-10-20

lips 2 die for

1 imguralbumbot 2018-10-20

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1 MacAndShits 2018-10-20

Bish

1 jrolle 2018-10-20

Why are you calling me Bill?

1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-10-20

Lenore enternally BTFO 😡😡😡

1 SparkyLite 2018-10-20

Modzis get out

1 DistortedLines 2018-10-20

No u

1 e-guy 2018-10-20

MODS = CUTE 😍

/u/PhysicsIsMyMistress giv bussy pls

1 SparkyLite 2018-10-20

I would not have sex with a moderator

1 e-guy 2018-10-20

But what if I have a humiliation and degradation fetish? 🤫

1 headasplodes 2018-10-20

Dude bussy lmao

1 Watermark03 2018-10-20

At some point I stopped downvoting you for these posts and started upvoting you

You've now returned to neutral karma according to RES.

1 PhysicsIsMyMistress 2018-10-20

My bussy belongs to someone already

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1 EasySchmitty 2018-10-20

xe's a janitor

on the internet

on an autism simulator subreddit

xe does it for free

xe takes xis "job" very seriously

xe does it because it is the only amount of power & control xe will ever have in his pathetic life

xe deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever xe gets upset xe has an asthma attack

xe deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of men in the locker room pornos xe still has to watch

xe will never have a real job

xe will never move out of xis parent's house

xe will never be at a healthy weight

xe will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket

xe will never have a girlfriend

xe will never have any friends

1 Dolphin_McRibs 2018-10-20

You used a "he" you transphobic piece of shit.

1 EasySchmitty 2018-10-20

Fugg, good catch. Gonna self immolate for apologies

1 -DeadHead- 2018-10-20

in his pathetic life

threads he doesn't like

You monster. Change these if you're not finished with burning.

1 EasySchmitty 2018-10-20

Thank you -DeadHead-, very cool!

1 ShitPsychologist 2018-10-20

TRANS. PHOBIC. PIECE OF SHIT!!!

1 kippot 2018-10-20

dont be mean to lobster daddy pls ;(

1 ShitPsychologist 2018-10-20

How dare you tell me what to do!

NO KIDS - EATING PODS. NO FASCIST DRAMA MODS!

1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2018-10-20

Am I suppose to know every single cultural reference to childrens' cartoons for burgers?

1 DeathByDragonDildo 2018-10-20

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/he-does-it-for-free

1 wewladin 2018-10-20

Long > nose 3

1 loli_esports 2018-10-20

janny loook like cat lol

1 Unkill_is_dill 2018-10-20

Very cool, U/DeathByDragonDildo

1 CulturalYogurt 2018-10-20

oh no, a space on reddit that doesn't ban people for disagreeing with democrats! i must take it over!

1 pisserpatterwater 2018-10-20

I haven't banned anyone for disagreeing with my politics.

1 mcslibbin 2018-10-20

can someone seriously explain to me what the fuck is going on in drama lately

1 ThaThug 2018-10-20

Bussies and Bussettes

1 FearOfBees 2018-10-20

trans drama > trans mods get angry and delete stuff > we mock them

1 pisserpatterwater 2018-10-20

The MDEfugee problem got out of hand.

1 schoolboystirner 2018-10-20

political flamewars here are more organized now thanks to discord

1 Mircy 2018-10-20

Removing lazy agendaposts, hit one that mdefugees liked, month old accounts accuse us mods of removing stuff out of hurt feelings and spam trans drama, ???, here we are

1 MooseHeckler 2018-10-20

He has no job.

He has no friends.

1 muffler_kek 2018-10-20

There’s some funposts they gotta cleanse

1 MooseHeckler 2018-10-20

He takes it very seriously.

1 beesbeme 2018-10-20

And they do it for FREE

1 MooseHeckler 2018-10-20

At three hundred pounds.

1 EasySchmitty 2018-10-20

He can cook hot pockets when he needs to

At 300 pounds he’s a big guy 4 u

1 muffler_kek 2018-10-20

Receives no pay

He does it for free

Takes it seriously anyway

1 mphjackson7 2018-10-20

He has no style

He has no grace

1 Rylonthepylon 2018-10-20

This mod’s a huge disgrace

1 mphjackson7 2018-10-20

He can handstand

When he needs to

1 MooseHeckler 2018-10-20

He can cook hot potpockets when he needs to.

1 shallowm 2018-10-20

a

1 MooseHeckler 2018-10-20

Better a wagecuck than a mod.

1 DistortedLines 2018-10-20

Rude! I have both thank you very much.

1 Roach-Master 2018-10-20

I like the purge; what bothers me is that couple of months ago whenever someone suggested doing a purge to you guys you responded with "lmao we don't censor offensive ideas haha" or some holier-than-thou shit like that.

Ok couple months ago things weren't as bad as they are now, but they were still bad. It's why you had the BLACKED flairs after all.

who cares lmao MDE genocide inshallah.

1 Watermark03 2018-10-20

There is a desire to shift the political center of this sub back to where it used to be. It is of course hard to accomplish that without everybody on the side that's becoming dominant getting pissed off. Mostly the mods have just been arbitrarily banning newer accounts making basic bitch right wing posts without a drip of irony. In older times a few of these may have become our precious lolcows, but in these times we are practically living on lolcow plant.

1 Roach-Master 2018-10-20

banning newer accounts

Anyway, I'm fine with the bans. Lefties have become scarce- the sub has been a rightoid sausagefest for a while now. I want BOTH sides EQUALLY, not the bullcrap we're going through rn.

Any time I insult gamers or /kia, I consistently start at -2 karma and build up from that. Not that I care about the shitty reddit point system- as I'm not voldermort- but this and some other minors things like this (like the fact leftoid posts start at 60% whereas rightoids are 80% min) show we're being invaded big time.

Absolutely disgusting.

1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-10-20

A literal Chapo xpost got hundreds of upvotes just recently.

1 canipaybycheck 2018-10-20

Point on the doll where it hurt you. The butt?

1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-10-20

I am not the one crying about "invasions" with some long fucking post.

1 canipaybycheck 2018-10-20

Me neither dumbass. And I'm not the one crying over a chapo repost. You've effectively pointed to the doll's ass to show where the post hurt you

1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-10-20

Correcting someone means I am butthurt. Excellent contrarian internet behavior by you.

1 Roach-Master 2018-10-20

Lmao I think that's meant for me

Anyways, Chapoposting is obviously going to get upvoted as long as it has nothing to do with le gommunism. Yet still, most chapoposts really start low especially if they're anti-g*mer or whatever. The g*mer NPC meme was at sub 70%, for example, until it got to around 100, then it shot through because normal people saw it on frontpage. Whereas CA-tier posts are easily 80+% throughout their lifespan.

You may think it's immoral to ban tards or whatever but who cares lmao you're doing it for FREE.

1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-10-20

Lol the last thing I am doing is spending huge chunk of my time contemplating morality on Drama.

1 Roach-Master 2018-10-20

For the sake of decency I'll say "I believe you".

1 DuckSosu 2018-10-20

god damn you are so mad all the time, lmao

please ban ed again

1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-10-20

I don't see the point

1 werewolf_bar_mitzva 2018-10-20

Dude, you're a front-and-center agendaposter yourself - yeah, the MDEfugees suck ass but I can't think of a time where you differentiated yourself from them and posted anything other than ChapoTrapaganda. Don't throw Tide pods from your avocado toast house.

1 headasplodes 2018-10-20

Lol things are exactly the same as they were months ago

1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-10-20

Guys, I am a faggot. Please be rude to me so I can ban you for wrong think. Communism will win btw.

1 SJCards 2018-10-20

lol okay Stalin's whore child. Syndicalism will replace you.

1 broden 2018-10-20

Stalin was 5'2 and people still doubt that he was ftm.

1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-10-20

Lol, imagine thinking females could ever accomplish that much.

1 Seminal_Sound 2018-10-20

#IMWITHHER

1 teamsprocket 2018-10-20

Wait, is this the flyover degenerate meme mod?

1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-10-20

Who the fuck even are you?

1 teamsprocket 2018-10-20

I'm your prom date you ugly sack of shit

1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-10-20

Even more reason to completely not care about you.

1 ToTheNintieth 2018-10-20

FUCK YOUUU

1 2DDefenseForce 2018-10-20

I think things you think are wrong.

1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-10-20

Disgusting

1 DistortedLines 2018-10-20

Banned

1 Kat_B0T 2018-10-20

This but unironically

1 100_Percent_not_homo 2018-10-20

I respectfully disagree with your opinion

1 Sniffposter30 2018-10-20

🎶🎶

Mods going reeee

Mods going reeeee

Totally autistic

Barely linguistic

Does it for free

They'll never have a girlfriend or a wife

They'll do this for their whole Damm life

Basically no pay

Does it anyway

Mods going reeeee

🎶🎶🎶

1 BussySundae 2018-10-20

When is this getting stickied? It's too perfect.

1 Tobans 2018-10-20

Hawt

1 camwhores_are_gross 2018-10-20

Who would have guessed that adding tranny mods would be a problem. The mutants who completely flip out over trivial shit and kill themselves when they get bored.

1 captainpriapism 2018-10-20

possibly the funniest shit to happen in this sub for ages

1 Internet_Pilgrim 2018-10-20

BN?

1 badcopdonttaseme 2018-10-20

which bathroom to i need to go in again

1 hitlerallyliteral 2018-10-20

wtf is this furry shit