/r/Drama mods IRL

1  2018-10-20 by DeathByDragonDildo

95 comments

The only time I've ever given a shit about the nuances of f*male anatomy is when I was doing a hard guro/vore RP where I needed to remember how to spell the parts of her reproductive system that my character was eating.

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>u, a pleb

>me, a patrician internet mod

You're right. You don't even touch my karma, nor come close. I have amassed a plentitude of karma, in the hundreds of thousands, by sharing my logically sound opinion on reddit.

Scurry along now, insect. You are an ant standing in the shadow of a giant.

It's not all that much is it? Like big deal.

I'm banned?

Sweety, I use dark cherry lipstick.

Also, that dress is horrible, I would never wear it. # notsluttyenough

You don't think that dress is slutty? She's wearing a fursuit underneath it.

Yeah but is there a diaper down there?

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I would not have sex with a moderator

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At some point I stopped downvoting you for these posts and started upvoting you

You've now returned to neutral karma according to RES.

My bussy belongs to someone already

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on the internet

on an autism simulator subreddit

xe does it for free

xe takes xis "job" very seriously

xe does it because it is the only amount of power & control xe will ever have in his pathetic life

xe deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever xe gets upset xe has an asthma attack

xe deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of men in the locker room pornos xe still has to watch

xe will never have a real job

xe will never move out of xis parent's house

xe will never be at a healthy weight

xe will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket

xe will never have a girlfriend

xe will never have any friends

You used a "he" you transphobic piece of shit.

Fugg, good catch. Gonna self immolate for apologies

in his pathetic life

threads he doesn't like

You monster. Change these if you're not finished with burning.

Thank you -DeadHead-, very cool!

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dont be mean to lobster daddy pls ;(

How dare you tell me what to do!

NO KIDS - EATING PODS. NO FASCIST DRAMA MODS!

Am I suppose to know every single cultural reference to childrens' cartoons for burgers?

Long > nose 3

Very cool, U/DeathByDragonDildo

oh no, a space on reddit that doesn't ban people for disagreeing with democrats! i must take it over!

I haven't banned anyone for disagreeing with my politics.

can someone seriously explain to me what the fuck is going on in drama lately

Bussies and Bussettes

trans drama > trans mods get angry and delete stuff > we mock them

The MDEfugee problem got out of hand.

political flamewars here are more organized now thanks to discord

Removing lazy agendaposts, hit one that mdefugees liked, month old accounts accuse us mods of removing stuff out of hurt feelings and spam trans drama, ???, here we are

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He has no friends.

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He takes it very seriously.

And they do it for FREE

At three hundred pounds.

He can cook hot pockets when he needs to

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Receives no pay

He does it for free

Takes it seriously anyway

He has no style

He has no grace

This modโ€™s a huge disgrace

He can handstand

When he needs to

He can cook hot potpockets when he needs to.

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Better a wagecuck than a mod.

Rude! I have both thank you very much.

I like the purge; what bothers me is that couple of months ago whenever someone suggested doing a purge to you guys you responded with "lmao we don't censor offensive ideas haha" or some holier-than-thou shit like that.

Ok couple months ago things weren't as bad as they are now, but they were still bad. It's why you had the BLACKED flairs after all.

who cares lmao MDE genocide inshallah.

There is a desire to shift the political center of this sub back to where it used to be. It is of course hard to accomplish that without everybody on the side that's becoming dominant getting pissed off. Mostly the mods have just been arbitrarily banning newer accounts making basic bitch right wing posts without a drip of irony. In older times a few of these may have become our precious lolcows, but in these times we are practically living on lolcow plant.

banning newer accounts

Anyway, I'm fine with the bans. Lefties have become scarce- the sub has been a rightoid sausagefest for a while now. I want BOTH sides EQUALLY, not the bullcrap we're going through rn.

Any time I insult gamers or /kia, I consistently start at -2 karma and build up from that. Not that I care about the shitty reddit point system- as I'm not voldermort- but this and some other minors things like this (like the fact leftoid posts start at 60% whereas rightoids are 80% min) show we're being invaded big time.

Absolutely disgusting.

A literal Chapo xpost got hundreds of upvotes just recently.

Point on the doll where it hurt you. The butt?

I am not the one crying about "invasions" with some long fucking post.

Me neither dumbass. And I'm not the one crying over a chapo repost. You've effectively pointed to the doll's ass to show where the post hurt you

Correcting someone means I am butthurt. Excellent contrarian internet behavior by you.

Lmao I think that's meant for me

Anyways, Chapoposting is obviously going to get upvoted as long as it has nothing to do with le gommunism. Yet still, most chapoposts really start low especially if they're anti-g*mer or whatever. The g*mer NPC meme was at sub 70%, for example, until it got to around 100, then it shot through because normal people saw it on frontpage. Whereas CA-tier posts are easily 80+% throughout their lifespan.

You may think it's immoral to ban tards or whatever but who cares lmao you're doing it for FREE.

Lol the last thing I am doing is spending huge chunk of my time contemplating morality on Drama.

For the sake of decency I'll say "I believe you".

god damn you are so mad all the time, lmao

please ban ed again

I don't see the point

Dude, you're a front-and-center agendaposter yourself - yeah, the MDEfugees suck ass but I can't think of a time where you differentiated yourself from them and posted anything other than ChapoTrapaganda. Don't throw Tide pods from your avocado toast house.

Lol things are exactly the same as they were months ago

Guys, I am a faggot. Please be rude to me so I can ban you for wrong think. Communism will win btw.

lol okay Stalin's whore child. Syndicalism will replace you.

Stalin was 5'2 and people still doubt that he was ftm.

Lol, imagine thinking females could ever accomplish that much.

#IMWITHHER

Wait, is this the flyover degenerate meme mod?

Who the fuck even are you?

I'm your prom date you ugly sack of shit

Even more reason to completely not care about you.

FUCK YOUUU

I think things you think are wrong.

Disgusting

Banned

This but unironically

I respectfully disagree with your opinion

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Mods going reeee

Mods going reeeee

Totally autistic

Barely linguistic

Does it for free

They'll never have a girlfriend or a wife

They'll do this for their whole Damm life

Basically no pay

Does it anyway

Mods going reeeee

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When is this getting stickied? It's too perfect.

Hawt

Who would have guessed that adding tranny mods would be a problem. The mutants who completely flip out over trivial shit and kill themselves when they get bored.

possibly the funniest shit to happen in this sub for ages

BN?

which bathroom to i need to go in again

wtf is this furry shit