Most Xianxia protagonists don’t have to worry about condoms.
This is because the power they use to break reality and remake it in their image is used to give them clothes and stop their concubines from getting preggers.
Sometimes there’s also a weird genetic superiority thing going on as well but that’s stupid.
21 comments
1 MaleEnergy 2018-10-21
deep
1 HailSanta2512 2018-10-21
yee
1 dratamard2 2018-10-21
have u posted bussy yet? 😠😠ðŸ˜
1 headasplodes 2018-10-21
Dude bussy lmao
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1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-10-21
So you're a bottom is what I am hearing.
1 Straightest_Guy_Ever 2018-10-21
So they are too small for your wife's bull?
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-10-21
Come over to my place and I'll use it on you 😉
1 shaneoffline 2018-10-21
Just put them on your pp. It's not too hard.
1 MissKraya 2018-10-21
That's his problem.
1 MzCherryBlossom 2018-10-21
They’d probably be worth more to a sperm bank used tbh.
1 error404brain 2018-10-21
How.
1 wisty 2018-10-21
This is a play on Ernest Hemingway's "baby shoes" right?
1 BeastTrinity 2018-10-21
Duh, litlet.
1 ActuallACatgirl 2018-10-21
you're no fun anymore
1 clubby789 2018-10-21
buying used only
1 Swageti 2018-10-21
interlude
1 MoonCricketJamFace 2018-10-21
They’re expired aren’t they? No thanks.
1 VioletBroregarde 2018-10-21
that's a good cumpig, only taking it raw like a boy should
1 Dextro420x 2018-10-21
Its better than getting child support papers in the mail 6 months later
1 Chayim47 2018-10-21
Most Xianxia protagonists don’t have to worry about condoms.
This is because the power they use to break reality and remake it in their image is used to give them clothes and stop their concubines from getting preggers.
Sometimes there’s also a weird genetic superiority thing going on as well but that’s stupid.