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Someone found a u/MasterLawlz alt

what I did hear was something like "All his humor is dabbing and memes"

Anyways that is a really apt description of me (I only dab "ironically") so I was like woahh...

And this person is supposed to be legally an adult?

High effort

Ehhh...

Im 20

You don't have an "avant garde sense of humor," you're a pathetic virgin who dabs.

There's nothing "avant garde" about doing the same shit as millions of middle schoolers.

No, a middle schooler doing a dab is cringy. A fully grown man celebrating a Mario Kart win by dabbing is funny

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

WRONG 👌👌👌

Yeah, it's literally the exact opposite. Only funny to other middle schoolers, but you get what I mean

Note that your dabbing caused a potential romantic interest to cry.

In all seriousness, though, I just spent my weekend at a workshop where people made poster boards with lists of pros and cons and filled it up with post-it notes, like the SWOT Analysis portrayed on Silicon Valley.

Seeing you apply the same approach to a fumbled hook-up has been the highlight of my weekend.

Well I didn't mean to make her cry. And you might say its cringy to do that but apparently its fine for her because, according to everyone on the line, she actually did want me to do something (even if I never actually did)

I mean he still got her in bed so maybe the dabbing actually helped him 🤔

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I did not consent to pinging smh >:\

Would it be okay if I pinged you at some point in the future?would you be comfortable with that?

ok, but as this is a throw away i might not answer..

What is your main then? Can I ping you there?

u/Mircy

Lol not i

hmmmmmm

Huh?

Well what's your main, ffs

what would be the point of that bro

So we can ping you? What’s the point of pinging your throwaway? We’ll be gentle, don’t worry.

20

fully grown

pick one, 20 yo guys are barely out of puberty

I'm in college

that's nice

>virgin

>in school

>asking reddit for help with gussy

>talks in memes and dabs

bud u shud be HOPING ur not fully grown becuz thats a sad place to finish at 😂😂😂

Im not a virgin

Im not a virgin

>everything u have posted

(X) DOUBT

I lost my virginity last year

Congrats where you able to take a hint for that one?

no, she pretty much led the way on everything

Figures. She even brought the condoms too?

are you sure this didn't just happen in your dreams?

a

Uncle Touchy's dying wish doesn't count

Making holes in a body pillow doesn't count.

No, it's dorky as hell at best.

No, it is not. You're a 20 year old college student not a fully grown man. Anyways, at least you have a girl who wants to smash so you're doing better than most of this site.

Just text her and invite her over for a movie. At some point during the movie just tell her you want to kiss her.

If she says no, it's not cringy or embarrassing for you in any way. Inviting a girl over to watch a movie privately is the internationally recognized polite way of asking to hook-up. What's she gonna say" I went over to this dudes house and he asked if he could kiss me" ? See, not embarrassing in any way.

So just invite her over and make a move. Also, please knock it off with the trying so hard to be funny.

ok. good advice on all counts. thank you

Don't ask her if you can kiss her, just go for it. Asking is even less hot than dabbing.

That's a good way to end up in jail for burgercucks.

Not unless you're with a psycho. You gotta interpret the signals, but still

You gotta interpret the signals,

You're not wrong, but what facet of OP screams something other than "crippling inability to read the signs"?

Good god man this sub is filled with some of the most socially retarded people on reddit, don't take advice from us.

Lemme give you a tip, kid.

Internet "memes" and bullshit is stupid and embarrassing enough for you youngsters on the internet. It's bad enough here.

That shit should never be spoken of or expressed in real life.

dabbing and memes was how she chose to characterize me, not how I did. I'm more than a memer

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

See now thats avant garde

That's from a movie made over 40 years ago. It's the complete opposite of avant garde.

Derrière guard smh.

I'm more than a memer

quit talkin memes irl and grow a pair 🙄🙄🙄

that gussy wanted some spooning lil buddy

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mayocide bussy gussy NPCs

avant garde humor sense

delete your account

Maymays and copying everyone else while pretending to be ironic.

A true avant tard

avant garde humor sense

i think i understand why you made the thread now, i wouldnt believe a girl would actually wanna fuck me either if i were you

exactly

you'd fit right in here

Lmao. Watch out guys we have the John zorn of humor here.

I only dab "ironically"

😬

yikes

dude yikes lmao

Oof

dude oof lmao

can we talk yall this is not ok

dude can we talk yall this is not ok lmao

Obviously fake, no one is that autistic

I am

I agree

Me1

Wtf is wrong with you? Stop you using a real disability as an insult. Is this what we’re saying instead of the r word now?

You should look into the linguistical history of scientific words for dumbass. Dont worry, we'll get a replacement for autistic once that term reaches critical unPC.

But people with autism aren’t dumb? They’re usually quit smart.

He actually made charts, lmao.

Look at this masterpiece.

L.M.A.O

F

Maybe he only wants bussy? Ain't nothing wrong wit dat

Dabbing, memes, charts, affirmative consent.... Come on this is an obvious troll.

Unfortunately real

You know em??

Yes

That's sadder

I have been drunk before. But the rules are pretty clear. If a girl is drunk you should not do anything to her

Smart man, you can never tell with gussy. One minute they love you end minute you're on twitter being called a rapist. If she wants dick she better pull up those big girl panties and ask for it

You could say ’ I didn't expect you to want to stay over last night, and I have been thinking a lot about it. I wanted hug you when you said you were cold but we’d been drinking and I really am mindful about affirmative consent. I don't want to get anything wrong. But, I really like you, and maybe, if you were interested we could watch a movie just us? ’

At this point I believe most online "SJWs" are just men trying to take out the competition.

Or are women trying to make beta boys stay home forever

so first off, obvious troll. he is trolling reddit with the retarded consent crap, like fucking a drunk girl being rape. reddit is the only place you see autism of that level, which is why he posted it on this shitty site.

everyone fell for it, and the troll is genius, because not only did most people fall for it, but the replies come in two categories, praising him for being such an autistic cuck that he cares so much about "enthusiastic consent" to cock block himself with a thot who was clearly throwing herself at him, and guys calling him retarded for not smashing.

You’ve...probably raped some people.

well yeah, i didn't have them sign 14 forms of consent and drug test them first, so literal rape.

who hasn't?

The only diagram he needs is a fucking stop sign.

tfw you are an autistic savant who's super power is using geometric algorithms to analyze very obvious social cues

Lolololol