I’ve never met an attractive women who had these qualities. That’s all fat girl stuff to do. Good-looking chicks are busy doing stuff instead of sitting around whining.
Oh man, I have. I have met way too many. You get lured in with some cute chick who can carry a conversation and then they sneak-attack you with some ~*IM NOT HERE TO EDUCATE YOU*~ bullshit.
I wish these bitches were all hams. Easier to avoid.
You don't have to stick around for longer than is necessary to maintain a fwb-situation. You can't be sassed if you're not in an exclusive relationship. Yeah, that means sometimes you have to scoop out bradley's semen from the night before but at least you get your dick wet
idk where you are, but in my area there are absolutely tons of the "pumpkin-spice-office-quote-in-bio" type and almost all of them are within normal BMI. They're basically all pretty, but not hot. Though those yoga pants help a lot.
Fair enough if you're just having fun, but I hope you're not spending any money on this. You could probably hire a pro for much cheaper and less drama. If this is a relationship thing then you're entering dangerous territory
Listen to your mom and stop spending money on art hoes. You could probably take all that money and fly to SE Asia to pick out a nice poor who won't cheat on you until she qualifies for citizenshit
I'd rather do neither so I guess it's hard to compare them, having sex with someone who isn't into it is less pleasant than staying home and playing video games tbh.
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Socialists are hostile to individualism and seek to destroy it. Western liberalism and the freedom it provides you to explore your own individualism is an obstacle to the Socialist Utopia where everyone is forced to be equal. The pursuit of self-interest as the chief element of human behavior and motivation is harnessed in Capitalism whereas in the Socialist utopia it's to be suppressed and rooted out in all of its forms. All citizens must be brought into the collective either by force, propaganda, or re-education. As such Socialists will use force, propaganda, and Socialist education to antagonize individual thought and expression. To put you into a class as a means to promote class warfare. Or as they softly label it as "class consciousness". The only groups not targeted by socialist agitators are prostitutes and criminals. A.K.A. the lumpenproletariat
So when you open reddits front page and these subreddits are in the same spot every day with messages of hate, hate via humor, divisiveness, "free" government services, "free" income, "free" education, racial antagonism, etc etc know that it has a singular purpose and know that's its coming from a singular source....75 Maiden Lane, Ste 702 New York City, New York..... It's designed to put everyone into the "Us vs Them" way of thinking and the only reason why most of us don't recognize it for what it is is because we didn't grow up during the cold war. We didn't see Eastern Europe break free of this oppressive dogma. We grew up in the post cold war era when this sort of propaganda was relegated to cool looking Che Guevara t-shirts. Our introduction to it was based on lies like "Denmark is Socialist!" and "The American dream is more apt to be realized in Venezuela!"
Upvote bot farms have fundamentally changed reddit. It was just a matter of time until these groups figured out how to use the upvote mechanism to put what they want on the front page at their leisure. To get rid of the upvote mechanism would ruin the experience of reddit so its up to us as social media users to educate ourselves.
This starter pack describes half the chicks in my high school. Toxic, selfish, rude people who think nothing is their fault, they're always a victim, can't live without self pity and don't see anything they do as wrong, disgusting or abusive. Complete sluts but say "all men are creeps" feminazis, never worked a day in their lives, cheaters but "they can't help it". False rape claims cuz some guy said she had a nice ass. Self diagnoses mental problems. overall just annoying and overly dramatic
Someone couldn't get a date for prom. Also, lol at all the high school girls who never worked a day in their life. Duh.
I would assume the boobs hang over the tat and kind of cover it. The tat probably sags a bit too. But it probably fares better than tats people put on their stomach/abs when they let go of themselves.
One of our best lolcows that started sperging here got her start bitching about how if you hate pumpkin spice lattes from Starbucks in a starterpack you're a mysoginist. r/starterpacks is truly our greatest ally
Interestingly the OP of that is a woke straight male who unironically posts in Gender Critical.
To the point where they've accepted him as one of their own, and don't delete his posts on sight like they do with any male who posts there.
That's because i try to help them and give them advice on how to escape inceldom. An NPC like you is coded to respond negatively to anyone who post there so don't feel too bad.
Typical NPC reply. Wonder when you'll be using sweaty, buttercup and honey. I have to say something that triggers it tho😅
typical NPC response.
this starter pack represents a solid 80% of girls i know both in real life and on the internet. NPC personality archetype.
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Why are NPCs so predictable?
Wait, the Kpop reference isn't vulgar enough! The BTS fandom is replete with fabricated relationships between two band members who're actually in an innocuous friendship that tumblrThots are adamant is a clandestine, salacious love affair.
Poor Jung Kook and Jimin. Your demonstrative affection as close best friends has been pathologised; clearly, that backpack you shared on stage is alluding to the frenetic sex episode from last night.
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1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-10-21
The best thing about these girls is that they think they are of a higher class than your average pumpkin-spice-office-quote-in-bio basic bitch.
In truth, both varieties of thot are a dime a dozen.
1 _Petronius 2018-10-21
I’ve never met an attractive women who had these qualities. That’s all fat girl stuff to do. Good-looking chicks are busy doing stuff instead of sitting around whining.
1 pinko-tankie-scum 2018-10-21
lol
1 Momruepari 2018-10-21
isn't that what r/drama is?
1 Dextro420x 2018-10-21
yup an awful lot of dramacels
1 Chicup 2018-10-21
Eh many are fat asses but a handful are very attractive but socially awkward.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-10-21
Tbh Tumblr and Tumblrinas are just the female equivalent of Reddit and Redditeurs. Both need to be nuked from orbit ASAP
1 HillaryDidNothnWrong 2018-10-21
nah just buy 'em SA accounts, it'll be faster
1 Magehunter_Skassi 2018-10-21
They all wear a massive amount of makeup. It's hard to gauge their actual attractiveness.
1 imissyouseattle 2018-10-21
Don't take dating advice from incels.
1 dramasexual 2018-10-21
Oh man, I have. I have met way too many. You get lured in with some cute chick who can carry a conversation and then they sneak-attack you with some ~*IM NOT HERE TO EDUCATE YOU*~ bullshit.
I wish these bitches were all hams. Easier to avoid.
1 OnicoBoy94 2018-10-21
You don't have to stick around for longer than is necessary to maintain a fwb-situation. You can't be sassed if you're not in an exclusive relationship. Yeah, that means sometimes you have to scoop out bradley's semen from the night before but at least you get your dick wet
1 IVIaskerade 2018-10-21
Ok but if you can get past that and get them to the point where you slap them as they give you a blowjob they'll do things that blow your mind.
1 freet0 2018-10-21
idk where you are, but in my area there are absolutely tons of the "pumpkin-spice-office-quote-in-bio" type and almost all of them are within normal BMI. They're basically all pretty, but not hot. Though those yoga pants help a lot.
1 OnicoBoy94 2018-10-21
Naw man, these girls are often the anorectic type. Yeah, sometimes you find fatties, but tons of them are thin. Good enough for a poke ☕
1 imissyouseattle 2018-10-21
I am spending the weekend with one of these thots right now :) :) :)
1 HolyWarsPunishment 2018-10-21
You should show her the starter pack
1 snallygaster 2018-10-21
Learn to love yourself
1 imissyouseattle 2018-10-21
It's so hard, snally...
1 menvaren 2018-10-21
I'm trying to disengage from one as we speak, it's fucking me up way more than it should.
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-10-21
Time to go full MGTOW 😎
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-10-21
/r/MGTOWWOM
1 snallygaster 2018-10-21
Fair enough if you're just having fun, but I hope you're not spending any money on this. You could probably hire a pro for much cheaper and less drama. If this is a relationship thing then you're entering dangerous territory
1 imissyouseattle 2018-10-21
Omg you're like my mother! ❤️️
I'm fine and of course I'm spending money. I'm employed and she isn't.
1 snallygaster 2018-10-21
😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑
1 imissyouseattle 2018-10-21
Fuck off, mom! She's my everything!
1 snallygaster 2018-10-21
Your mom sounds like a wise woman
1 imissyouseattle 2018-10-21
I don't deserve her 😭
1 snallygaster 2018-10-21
Listen to your mom and stop spending money on art hoes. You could probably take all that money and fly to SE Asia to pick out a nice poor who won't cheat on you until she qualifies for citizenshit
1 imissyouseattle 2018-10-21
Quality shitpost 👍
1 snallygaster 2018-10-21
post art
1 imissyouseattle 2018-10-21
No i saw what y'all did to pizzashill
1 futurdrama 2018-10-21
Look I get you're jealous bc he won't fuck you but this is starting to come off a lil sad
1 aqouta 2018-10-21
Profesionals aren't the same thing.
1 snallygaster 2018-10-21
Does it really make a difference if you're courting an art hoe? You're going to end up paying more for your "genuine" """"""dates""""""".
1 aqouta 2018-10-21
I'd rather do neither so I guess it's hard to compare them, having sex with someone who isn't into it is less pleasant than staying home and playing video games tbh.
1 menvaren 2018-10-21
I love you
1 Dextro420x 2018-10-21
Whats the point of relationships when we have places like plenty of fish and tinder?
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-10-21
Hand
Dick
Now
It's not that hard, make it harder
1 imissyouseattle 2018-10-21
I'm not going to touch dick, I'm not gay, fag.
1 OnicoBoy94 2018-10-21
It's way fucking gayer to walk around with a man's load of cum inside of you if you ask me :S get that shit TF out
1 imissyouseattle 2018-10-21
Omg ur right
1 Aimless_Drifter 2018-10-21
how do you pee then?
1 imissyouseattle 2018-10-21
Wildly.
1 westofthetracks 2018-10-21
my condolences
1 dramasexual 2018-10-21
y tho?
1 imissyouseattle 2018-10-21
Dude pussy lmao
1 dramasexual 2018-10-21
NOT 👏 WORTH 👏 IT 👏
1 imissyouseattle 2018-10-21
I 👏 am 👏 an 👏 animal 👏 and 👏 can't 👏 help 👏 myself 👏
1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2018-10-21
Well give your mum our best.
1 mphjackson7 2018-10-21
My condolences
1 Dextro420x 2018-10-21
The magic of tinder getting some pussy without even trying
1 rnjbond 2018-10-21
At least the latter category can be attractive and aren't awful to be around
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-10-21
They're nice to get wasted with and they usually have dogs, which are fun to be around. But they are almost all unironic NPCs.
1 TAinting_CHarmer 2018-10-21
The best thing about these girls Is they'll let you dunk their head in the toilet while you hit it from the back in a public restroom
1 Aimless_Drifter 2018-10-21
snappy quote pls👆
1 HillaryDidNothnWrong 2018-10-21
Don't you mean all white chicks?
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-10-21
Educate yourselves on LateStageCapitalism, PoliticalHumor, technology, starterpacks, whitepeopletwitter,blackpeopletwitter, etc etc
Socialists are hostile to individualism and seek to destroy it. Western liberalism and the freedom it provides you to explore your own individualism is an obstacle to the Socialist Utopia where everyone is forced to be equal. The pursuit of self-interest as the chief element of human behavior and motivation is harnessed in Capitalism whereas in the Socialist utopia it's to be suppressed and rooted out in all of its forms. All citizens must be brought into the collective either by force, propaganda, or re-education. As such Socialists will use force, propaganda, and Socialist education to antagonize individual thought and expression. To put you into a class as a means to promote class warfare. Or as they softly label it as "class consciousness". The only groups not targeted by socialist agitators are prostitutes and criminals. A.K.A. the lumpenproletariat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lumpenproletariat
So when you open reddits front page and these subreddits are in the same spot every day with messages of hate, hate via humor, divisiveness, "free" government services, "free" income, "free" education, racial antagonism, etc etc know that it has a singular purpose and know that's its coming from a singular source....75 Maiden Lane, Ste 702 New York City, New York..... It's designed to put everyone into the "Us vs Them" way of thinking and the only reason why most of us don't recognize it for what it is is because we didn't grow up during the cold war. We didn't see Eastern Europe break free of this oppressive dogma. We grew up in the post cold war era when this sort of propaganda was relegated to cool looking Che Guevara t-shirts. Our introduction to it was based on lies like "Denmark is Socialist!" and "The American dream is more apt to be realized in Venezuela!"
Upvote bot farms have fundamentally changed reddit. It was just a matter of time until these groups figured out how to use the upvote mechanism to put what they want on the front page at their leisure. To get rid of the upvote mechanism would ruin the experience of reddit so its up to us as social media users to educate ourselves.
1 LongPostBot 2018-10-21
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1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-10-21
Wut
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-10-21
It was a reply I copied from the linked thread
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-10-21
Someone couldn't get a date for prom. Also, lol at all the high school girls who never worked a day in their life. Duh.
1 Lostx22 2018-10-21
All that and he could have just wrote white woman.
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-10-21
Sour grapes.
1 nmx179 2018-10-21
White knighting shit women on the internet is never gonna get you laid, broski
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-10-21
Really? 😟 I thought making comments on drama would have me drowning in pussy. Thanks for hitting me with the truth, bro.
1 uniqueguy263 2018-10-21
That's that entire response lol.
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-10-21
Sure, of course, half the chicks he knows are a mess - they're in high school.
1 nmx179 2018-10-21
As opposed to chicks of any other age, who are totally together and not headcas at ahahahahahahahahaha
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-10-21
👶🏻🧒🏻👧🏻💥🔫 Yeah, thank Jesus men aren't headcases, think what a mess things would be if everyone was crazy.
1 HeIsTheSisko 2018-10-21
I'm amazed by how regularly /r/starterpacks causes butthurt without it being a political sub.
1 hobocactus 2018-10-21
It's basically /r/drama if you replaced all the irony and slurs with passive-aggressiveness and shitty observational comedy
1 mphjackson7 2018-10-21
It's just holding a mirror to someone's face, and they still get angry.
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-10-21
It's just holding a mirror to someone's face,
and they still get angry.it's why they get angry.1 IVIaskerade 2018-10-21
Much like the NPC meme.
1 Spookybooks2 2018-10-21
Why would you be amazed? It's literally r/stereotypes.
1 ClaireBear1123 2018-10-21
Yea except that you can't do any of the really good ones.
1 ToTheNintieth 2018-10-21
You're free to try "Jew starter pack", though.
1 kxxzy 2018-10-21
If you title it something a bit more subtle than 'longnose tribe'
1 trilateral1 2018-10-21
title it "Ivy league white person"
1 itsnotmyfault 2018-10-21
Too much overlap with WASPs
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-10-21
It can be political, but it does a great job pissing people off without needing to be.
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-10-21
"You only made this starter pack because a girl rejected you and not because every basic bitch has the titty chandelier tattoo!"
t. "person" with titty chandelier tattoo
1 HeyHoneyHey 2018-10-21
What happens when you get that boob tattoo and a few years later your boobs start to sag
1 Zozbot 2018-10-21
zoz
1 Zozbot 2018-10-21
zle
1 Zozbot 2018-10-21
zozzle
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-10-21
They get zozzed ofc
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-10-21
I would assume the boobs hang over the tat and kind of cover it. The tat probably sags a bit too. But it probably fares better than tats people put on their stomach/abs when they let go of themselves.
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-10-21
Nah, most chicks I know with that kind of tat have A or B cups. Nothing to sag over it.
1 MotorButterscotch 2018-10-21
now
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-10-21
Even small tits end up sagging. Nothing is immune to gravity. At the very least, the skin will sag and probably stretch out the tat.
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-10-21
They'll probably regret the tat before they sag anyway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-10-21
It's a pretty ugly tat imo. I like my tits natural and ink free.
1 OnicoBoy94 2018-10-21
Get a pair of dog paws on those bad boys and I might consider you for a poke ☕
1 imissyouseattle 2018-10-21
Oh sweet summer child, just wait till your peers start having children. Those A-Cups are about to recite the alphabet
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-10-21
Get new boobs
1 MotorButterscotch 2018-10-21
They covered
1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-10-21
It's missing the "heart locket with a keyhole" chest tattoo.
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-10-21
I see many different people in those comments: tumblrinas, white knights, hell even cb2 tried to brigade it.
1 Anus_of_Aeneas 2018-10-21
Still waiting for the ck2 brigade.
1 kxxzy 2018-10-21
Bragging about ethnically or racially motivated genocide is covered right here in r/drama. Just need to bring all the incest tbh.
1 imissyouseattle 2018-10-21
Oh boy, here come the overly-enthusiastic jewposters, lol
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-10-21
www.reddit.com/r/circlebroke2/comments/9q7qao/dont_you_just_hate_women_that_draws_card_have_sex/
Here.
1 jaja10 2018-10-21
that sub always spazzes out any time a starterpack about girls is posted
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-10-21
One of our best lolcows that started sperging here got her start bitching about how if you hate pumpkin spice lattes from Starbucks in a starterpack you're a mysoginist. r/starterpacks is truly our greatest ally
1 tHeSiD 2018-10-21
I'm gonna need a link for that spergout
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-10-21
I don't remember the name, I think she deleted her account
She always replied with "der der der" or something like that though, maybe someone else remembers
1 cheers_grills 2018-10-21
!remindme 2 days
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1 GCReeee 2018-10-21
Interestingly the OP of that is a woke straight male who unironically posts in Gender Critical.
To the point where they've accepted him as one of their own, and don't delete his posts on sight like they do with any male who posts there.
1 seshfan2 2018-10-21
thinking.jpg
1 VelvetDreamers 2018-10-21
Wait, the Kpop reference isn't vulgar enough! The BTS fandom is replete with fabricated relationships between two band members who're actually in an innocuous friendship that tumblrThots are adamant is a clandestine, salacious love affair.
Poor Jung Kook and Jimin. Your demonstrative affection as close best friends has been pathologised; clearly, that backpack you shared on stage is alluding to the frenetic sex episode from last night.
1 Feanorfanclub 2018-10-21
Hey look I found pizzashill