I am not sure which is more cringey, the litany of erroneous assumptions you splayed out or the act of calling upon the student archetype with the intent of derision. Anti-intellectualism, check. src
This is why China will never really be a superpower. If you can't get your idiot underlings to manage an FDA equivalent, how they fuck do you think you can get them to accomplish anything else.
This is why China will never really be a superpower.
I unironically believe this also. This is why we should stop antagonizing these chinks. They'll never become a superpower and this whole 'containing China' foreign policy bullshit is such a big waste of time.
This is why China will never really be a superpower.
I unironically believe this too. This is why we should stop antagonizing these chinks. They'll never become a superpower and this whole 'containing China' foreign policy bullshit is totally unnecessary.
Not putting up with the CCP's economic bullshit was a long time coming, but yeah, this new China containment narrative seems like a convenient distraction from the Democrat's Russian meddling narrative, not that I put much stock in that, either.
"Hey, you think the Russians are scary? Get a load of these scary Chicoms?"
It's been funny watching the Republicans dance around the whole Muslim internment camps. Can't empathize with the Muslims too much while sanctimoniously condemning Winnie the Pooh.
This China cold war will be boring since instead of 2 unique militaries with their own equipment it's just gonna be China cloning everyone else's stuff
Chinese can't trust their own authorities to guarantee that baby formula is cut with fucking plastic of plaster, so they have to buy it in from countries that have actual proper standards, like Australia. On top of that we can't export it there, because Chinese consumers don't trust the importation process either. So, the only way that they can get safe baby formula is via direct import from places like Australia via these import people. Apparently some go the extreme of video the whole buying process to prove the parcel is legit.
This issue arose because a communist country tried to cover up the practice of mixing building materials into baby formula to make it show up as having height protein when tested. If that’s the alternative, I’ll take this capitalist system any day.
Imagine thinking China is not a capitalist nation in 2018.
Its the opposite of raw capitalism, because what it shows is that the state and state enforced regulations, are needed to stop companies putting drywall into loaves of bread.
China isn't shit because it is communist, China is shit because its shit. Anyone from China reading this: get a fucking better state you loser cunts.
Trouble is, state regulations don't stop that, but they do, thanks to party connections, stop the lynch mobs from dragging these fuckers out and stringing them up
You don't know anything about ideology.
China isn't "communist", regardless if it has the name or give lip service to Mao. The Chinese government is renowned for crushing unions, usually something no actual communist would ever do.
In Greece, they bought up the ports, and did something most American corporations haven't done, fired half the staff and gutted the unions.
I don't understand why Chinese buying formula gets Mayos so bussy blasted. They only specifically buy 1 brand out of 50. And that supplier will send you direct if you ask. There's no babies in aus that are missing out.
Our tabloid news TV shows regularly show "undercover footage" of yellow people in supermarkets buying baby formula. Then a down on her luck mum telling the camera she just doesn't know what to do. Then the supermarket or product rep telling us they limit customers to 3 tins and if it's not in stock call them and they will send it direct to your home.
Its anti-Chinese propaganda, but the Chinese actually are awful, so the story keeps getting traction. If I was the Chinese government, I wouldn't kidnap dissidents; I'd flood other countries with them. They wouldn't be so opposed to mass murder if they were ever in a crowded Beijing shopping mall.
Because no matter what their race, there's a bunch of stupid women who think their baby needs a special fairy dust additive (that isn't used in other milks because the benefits are dubious) to offset the amount their own mother drank during pregnancy.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-21
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1 orangetato 2018-10-21
God forbid you ever condemn this or be labelled racist by the mongoloids that fill that sub
1 Alimentas 2018-10-21
Condemn people buying products in a supermarket?
1 Tagesausbruch 2018-10-21
Capitalism bad when not done by great white man
1 Red_of_Head 2018-10-21
u wot? /r/aus constantly hates on this stuff. The top comments are "dey took er milk" and "SAD!".
1 CompetitiveLoiterer 2018-10-21
I thought we're supposed to call them chinamen now
1 Baconlightning 2018-10-21
All of this because nobody trusts the Chinese government to make safe baby formulas.
Communism, not even once.
1 911roofer 2018-10-21
This is why China will never really be a superpower. If you can't get your idiot underlings to manage an FDA equivalent, how they fuck do you think you can get them to accomplish anything else.
1 Shark_life 2018-10-21
I unironically believe this also. This is why we should stop antagonizing these chinks. They'll never become a superpower and this whole 'containing China' foreign policy bullshit is such a big waste of time.
1 Shark_life 2018-10-21
I unironically believe this too. This is why we should stop antagonizing these chinks. They'll never become a superpower and this whole 'containing China' foreign policy bullshit is totally unnecessary.
1 911roofer 2018-10-21
No. They can still do a lot of damage unless we stop them now.
1 Shark_life 2018-10-21
Do a lot of damage? Lol, these insects cannot hurt us, and we're pissing them off so much, and with little benefit to ourselves.
We should try to be on their good side and hustle the shit out of them instead.
1 wisty 2018-10-21
MDEfugee detected
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-10-21
Not putting up with the CCP's economic bullshit was a long time coming, but yeah, this new China containment narrative seems like a convenient distraction from the Democrat's Russian meddling narrative, not that I put much stock in that, either.
"Hey, you think the Russians are scary? Get a load of these scary Chicoms?"
It's been funny watching the Republicans dance around the whole Muslim internment camps. Can't empathize with the Muslims too much while sanctimoniously condemning Winnie the Pooh.
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-10-21
This China cold war will be boring since instead of 2 unique militaries with their own equipment it's just gonna be China cloning everyone else's stuff
1 SonyXboxNintendo11 2018-10-21
China is gonna get old before they get rich, unlike but exactly like Japan. Now who is the copycat civilization again?
1 SonyXboxNintendo11 2018-10-21
China is gonna get old before they get rich, unlike but exactly like Japan. Now who is the copycat civilization again?
1 NGBRecocoBestGirl 2018-10-21
By stealing the plans from someplace else.
1 headasplodes 2018-10-21
Why are they doing that
1 Think_Once 2018-10-21
https://qz.com/1323471/ten-years-after-chinas-melamine-laced-infant-milk-tragedy-deep-distrust-remains/
1 a_thumb_in_my_bum 2018-10-21
Chinese can't trust their own authorities to guarantee that baby formula is cut with fucking plastic of plaster, so they have to buy it in from countries that have actual proper standards, like Australia. On top of that we can't export it there, because Chinese consumers don't trust the importation process either. So, the only way that they can get safe baby formula is via direct import from places like Australia via these import people. Apparently some go the extreme of video the whole buying process to prove the parcel is legit.
1 Ranilen 2018-10-21
Filthy chineses wanting their babies to be safe.
1 a_thumb_in_my_bum 2018-10-21
Want safe babies be better country.
Ni haooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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1 jko831 2018-10-21
mayocide bussy gussy NPCs
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1 BeastTrinity 2018-10-21
Me no NPC. You NPC. Short gussy, long bussy, mayocide now.
1 BumwineBaudelaire 2018-10-21
lol when are mayos gonna realize the Chinese are the cockroaches of the human race
1 Uttarmanav2 2018-10-21
I thought that applied to the Turks? Oh wait, they BTFOed mayos for all eternity both in history and on 4chan with their KARABOGA (BLACK BVLL) meme.
1 LemonScore_ 2018-10-21
Looks like we've found the mod to replace Lawlz
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-10-21
Only if you mod a Turk and an Armenian at the same time
1 totalrandomperson 2018-10-21
I volunteer. Already have experience with oppressing innocents and being a useless reddit mod.
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1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-10-21
What?
1 totalrandomperson 2018-10-21
You can read the comments higher on the chain.
Although, laziness is something I admire.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-10-21
The rest of the world would be wise to ban these specific chinks from traveling to their country
1 a_thumb_in_my_bum 2018-10-21
Um sweaty, money?
1 nicerredditaccount 2018-10-21
Imagine thinking China is not a capitalist nation in 2018.
1 a_thumb_in_my_bum 2018-10-21
Its the opposite of raw capitalism, because what it shows is that the state and state enforced regulations, are needed to stop companies putting drywall into loaves of bread.
China isn't shit because it is communist, China is shit because its shit. Anyone from China reading this: get a fucking better state you loser cunts.
1 ClaireBear1123 2018-10-21
As long as China is full of Chinese they will never get a better state. That's the best part of governments. We get the leaders we deserve.
1 911roofer 2018-10-21
Trouble is, state regulations don't stop that, but they do, thanks to party connections, stop the lynch mobs from dragging these fuckers out and stringing them up
1 GodOfUnderworld 2018-10-21
You don't know anything about ideology. China isn't "communist", regardless if it has the name or give lip service to Mao. The Chinese government is renowned for crushing unions, usually something no actual communist would ever do. In Greece, they bought up the ports, and did something most American corporations haven't done, fired half the staff and gutted the unions.
1 MiniDisc_enthusiast 2018-10-21
Lol if modern China is communist they’re more revisionist than North Korea
1 PracticalOnions 2018-10-21
What the fuck? How does something like that get through?
1 nicerredditaccount 2018-10-21
They weren't testing for building materials they were only testing for protein content.
1 cruelandusual 2018-10-21
Hicks in Murica be like "oh, no, Chinese take our money and give us good products!"
Bogans in Stralia be like "oh, no, Chinese give us money and take our good products!"
And I think we've got a few in this very thread!
1 bonerdude420 2018-10-21
I don't understand why Chinese buying formula gets Mayos so bussy blasted. They only specifically buy 1 brand out of 50. And that supplier will send you direct if you ask. There's no babies in aus that are missing out.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-10-21
Yeah but FOMO
1 Alimentas 2018-10-21
Retarded mayos know how to go on Reddit but can't Google "baby formula delivery". No, it's Chinese that are wrong!
1 bonerdude420 2018-10-21
Our tabloid news TV shows regularly show "undercover footage" of yellow people in supermarkets buying baby formula. Then a down on her luck mum telling the camera she just doesn't know what to do. Then the supermarket or product rep telling us they limit customers to 3 tins and if it's not in stock call them and they will send it direct to your home.
2 months later, same story
1 SlowFatHusky 2018-10-21
The Brits didn't send their brightest to the prison continent. And it still shows.
1 UrMumsMyPassword 2018-10-21
Followed by dodgy Lebo tradies ripping off retired war veteran and his triple amputee wife
1 ineed750bucks 2018-10-21
But what if...what if I just don't like the chinese? I do like them tho...but like...what if I didn't?
1 911roofer 2018-10-21
Its anti-Chinese propaganda, but the Chinese actually are awful, so the story keeps getting traction. If I was the Chinese government, I wouldn't kidnap dissidents; I'd flood other countries with them. They wouldn't be so opposed to mass murder if they were ever in a crowded Beijing shopping mall.
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1 wisty 2018-10-21
Because no matter what their race, there's a bunch of stupid women who think their baby needs a special fairy dust additive (that isn't used in other milks because the benefits are dubious) to offset the amount their own mother drank during pregnancy.
1 iansmith223 2018-10-21
Chinks aren't human. More at 11
1 SuperElf 2018-10-21
m*Yo hands typed this post
1 UnhelpfulMoron 2018-10-21
You don’t deserve to be called an Australian.
1 Thisisepicstein 2018-10-21
You're so offended HAHAHA
1 UnhelpfulMoron 2018-10-21
Yes I am and that's because I'm not a racist piece of shit.
Great to see you guys giving us Aussies a bad name. You probably both have a tat of an Aussie Swazi
1 iansmith223 2018-10-21
Imagine being this much of a pussy
1 UnhelpfulMoron 2018-10-21
Go fuck your bitch mother
1 911roofer 2018-10-21
Crikey.
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-10-21
Omg, sounds like "progressive and inclusive" is full of racist mayos 😯😬
What happened? The alt-rigt?
1 ProGenji 2018-10-21
Tbqh,
r/Australia is token leftist to muhwelfare and muhrefugees.
The moment something progressive starts inconveniences them they turn rabidly racists and materialistic.
Typical teenagers really
1 wew_lad123 2018-10-21
This tbh. They're pro-refugee and yet rabidly anti-immigration because they think Indians are stealing their jobs. It's really bizarre.
1 FmW-41 2018-10-21
The one think that pathetic sub surprisingly has correct is their stance on immigration. That shit is out of control and needs to be stopped.
Every other the issue they talk about is retarded tho.
1 Joeybada33 2018-10-21
1st the Chinese were stealing all their houses now it's their baby formula. What will it be next?
1 htmlcoderexe 2018-10-21
Obviously, they'll go after the babies next. And then they take our house formula and then we're really screwed.
1 DeathByDragonDildo 2018-10-21
Chinese people are a cancer to the west, especially Australia. Fucking up housing prices too.
1 Maltese_Knight 2018-10-21
Wait, hold on, I thought Asians were baste...????
1 DeathByDragonDildo 2018-10-21
Just not Chinese.
1 captainpriapism 2018-10-21
if you cant breastfeed you dont deserve to have a baby
1 Red_of_Head 2018-10-21
RIP my dreams of a family
1 UnhelpfulMoron 2018-10-21
You’re a fucking maggot
1 captainpriapism 2018-10-21
maybe you should learn to lactate instead of getting angry at people
1 Pepperglue 2018-10-21
Xi Da Da couldn't even get baby food right, and wumaos thinks he would make China great again.
1 Couer_De_Lion 2018-10-21
the fucking yellow peril
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first they came for the baby formula
1 grep_var_log 2018-10-21
Free market in action. The consumers don't want the rat poison baby formula so buy the good stuff.
1 KingDodohead 2018-10-21
wtf i love laissez faire capitalism now
1 GayLordMcMuffins 2018-10-21
Why does reading this make me crave Baby Formula?