Radical Centrism wins again

1  2018-10-22 by cabforpitt

68 comments

The people involved here probably don't even respect bussy all that much.

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Centrist Chad cucking both far left and far right

Centrist Chad Bob

It's a Subgenius meme

PraBob

True centrism - beyond right and left, beyond the middle of the road.

Jordan Peterson at the end of brain expansion meme .jpg

Frog Daddy BTFOs SJWs and Alt-right tards!

Big Brain Enlightened Centrism: Being outside of the horseshoe itself.

This some galaxy brain shit.

Replace the pipe with a vape and OMG THIS IS LIKE TOTALLY ME!!

You can’t replace the subgenius pipe with a vape

Nah, you can vape frop now.

I mean, far-right has a pretty good posture, just gotta push the chin back.

Yeah but he's a fatty

BLOAT GOD

ABSOLUTE

UNIT

BOGGGEEDDD

Dude that’s not PC. Ham Planet is the inclusive term.

He's cultivating mass

HAIL "BOB"

🙌

That's a blast from the past.

I'm an ordained minister half thanks to them. Still have my paperwork around somewhere.

More of a Temple ov Psychick Youth proponent myself.

I don’t get it. What does “radical centrism” actually believe?

Literally nothing

It’s very dad.

I'm not sure if you meant dada or are 2deep4me with your dad jokes

The right and left are stupid and true enlightment comes from calling the dumb and not doing anything. Doing anything implies you support a side but sides are stupid and you can't be a radical centrist and stupid.

That made no sense.

t. npc

I'd tell you that you make no sense, but I don't want to take a side.

imagine being this unenlightened

I think you would like r/radicalcentrism

Imagine actually having an internally consistent set of beliefs.

I understand. But what are those actual beliefs?

you're gay, for one

No, you misunderstand, I meant the "Imagine" sarcastically. Extremists have consistent beliefs, Radical Centrists do not.

Correct.

Because at the moment all this looks like to me is critique and no actual assertion. And it’s easy to be a critic.

Yes, you've uncovered the punchline, bask in the glorious feeling of becoming based and (((centered)))

Err Cannot compute

It can mean various things. On /r/neoliberal, it means being an SJW capitalist, and being liberal and hating illiberalism. Here it sort of means being between the left and the right, against political correctness, and also actually kind of neutral between liberalism and illiberalism as well. So while a Nazbol on /r/neoliberal wouldn't be considered a radical centrist because they're illiberal and not political correct, there they would be, but mainly because they're hilarious.

Ok, so, you know how we can't perceive things outside of the 3rd demension? Well Radical Centrists can perceive all 10.

Lots of people call for a revolution. But only radical centrists are prepared to go the full 360o.

It's the opposite of being pink.

This is obviously fake because implies they the mde/chapo NEETs would have anything of value in their pockets to steal in the first place.

Maybe this was made pre 2016 before neckbeards started flocking to the right

looking at patreon they both have a decent amount of their parents money to throw around

Doritos dust crusted tissues????

Maybe he’s taking their weed and adderal.

Disability payment isn't so bad

implying they own the money, and it's not their parent's

Far left.

Don't kill anything.

Pick one.

Go be something other than a centrist somewhere else

isnt he saying commies love to preach violent revolutions?

It's always funny how the far left is super against the death penalty until they get in power? Like Robespierre once resigned from a sweet judicial position because he refused to pass a death penalty. And the Bolshevik party originally had abolition of the death penalty in its platform.

Until around 1950 the Soviet Union would occasionally "abolish" the death penalty for a few months, a year, or so, but then changed its mind and pick up where it left off. Because the "abolition" of the death penalty was not retroactive, and they started back executing people who's sentence had been passed before the "abolition", this was really more like a glorified moratorium than an actual death penalty abolition. After 1950 they basically stopped the shit, forever stopped pretending to even care about all of those promises they'd made on that lofty pre-1917 political platform.

tbh /r/drama is the only real subgenius subreddit and has always been so

There is an area of the mind that could be called unsane, beyond sanity, and yet not insane. Think of a circle with a fine split in it. At one end there's insanity. You go around the circle to sanity, and on the other end of the circle, close to insanity, but not insanity, is unsanity.

no one's gonna say anything about the caricature of a jew on the left, huh?

Looks more like a generic wealthy progressive

What about this:

  • Believing in due process /= wishing to abolish law

  • Visas did not exist at the time the constitution was written, or when the 14th amendment was written, nearly all constitutional rights (except those explicitly granted to "citizens" - mostly voting rights) apply to all people present in the US, and the visa - which was only ever introduced in the WWI era along with a lot of other big government reforms - is not some magical document who's presence or absence has the power to render a person a constitutional unperson. It could not, because the constitution never mentions it, and the legislature has no power to pass any law the constitution doesn't give it the power to pass, so clearly it cannot pass a law (like an immigration and visa law) which requires a person to have a visa or birth certificate and otherwise means they have no rights under the constitution. The law can give the government the right to remove said person for said violation, it cannot give the government the power to do so without respect to normal constitutional rights.

Pls chew on those red pills for a bit

Lol the government doesn't even exist

If the government is a criminal organization, then we already live in Anarchy.

far left

ok

more welfare

lol @ thinking welfare is restricted to the left fucking burgerstanis

dont kill anything

woke centrists know that for maximum economic gain the meat industry should be phased out for peak market efficiency.

Hail Eris!

Nice of you to give some respect to our darlin predecessors at the church of Sub Genius.

FUCK THE PASTAFARIANS! THE CHURCH IS THE ONLY TRUE WAY.

muh horshoe theory boo

Shit I love this image