I ordered a shit dildo using Google+. When it first came out, you had to sign up with G+ in order to get the discount. It was supposed to smell and feel like a shit. Was pretty underhelming when it arrived, because it only looked like a shit. It didn't even feel like a shit when it went in my boipussy.
Needless to say, I don't use it anymore.
The one upside was that the shit dildo was password protected, so no one else could use it.
Just more proof that anyone who has never lifted 50lbs (or 22.6796 kilograms for the yellow-of-teeth among us) should be forced to work in labor camps for 5 years, and their access to computers or writing implements revoked for life.
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1 BussyShillBot 2018-10-22
I ordered a shit dildo using Google+. When it first came out, you had to sign up with G+ in order to get the discount. It was supposed to smell and feel like a shit. Was pretty underhelming when it arrived, because it only looked like a shit. It didn't even feel like a shit when it went in my boipussy.
Needless to say, I don't use it anymore.
The one upside was that the shit dildo was password protected, so no one else could use it.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-22
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1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-10-22
Just more proof that anyone who has never lifted 50lbs (or 22.6796 kilograms for the yellow-of-teeth among us) should be forced to work in labor camps for 5 years, and their access to computers or writing implements revoked for life.
1 aqouta 2018-10-22
50 lbs is nothing lol, I can curl that with 1 arm.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-10-22
Which is why it's a good litmus test for noodle-armed wastes of skin.
1 aqouta 2018-10-22
If you cant bench your own body weight as a 'man' you should be put on HRT and a forced diet
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-10-22
Bench is least important lift. Press is the true measure of a man.
1 aqouta 2018-10-22
As in leg press? Shoulder press? If you're going to go with a leg exercise then you might as well go deadlift.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-10-22
Found the liftlet.
Standing press dude.
1 aqouta 2018-10-22
The most autistic of lifts.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-10-22
Bench press:
-Two tiny muscle groups
-No function in real life
-Highly technical, minimal benefit
-Performed while laying down, which is what babies do
Shoulder press:
-Full body
-Real-life application
-Medium technicality, highly beneficial
-Done while standing, like a man
1 gilmore606 2018-10-22
Deadlift: - extremely fucking heavy - brutish violent movement of hatred - risk of being maimed - see above re: very heavy