Best. Timeline. Ever.

1  2018-10-23 by HungerArtistatlunch

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I couldn’t stand SRD. The cringe there was suffocating. One idiot was whining about /r/drama being a doxxing paradise, others were circlejerking about how the sub leans slightly right but is really moderate. And as you note OP, they all fuckin whine about Daddy, altright, and idiots who can’t get laid.

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He said "calm before the storm" is this a Q drop? Do we need to look for clues in his dance moves?

is the mooch a manlet? y his body look like that? 🤔🤔🤔

like those arent the proportions of a human, all im saying is look into it 🕵🕵🦎🦎

Yeah he’s tiny. Explains the raging insecurity and overcompensation.

If you take first letter of every of his dance moves it reads " oaml yssub edud". I wonder what that means.

"people"

the 10 days he served

At this point, buying his book is some sort of a weird fetish.

Like, collecting dead opossums or something.

this was what i needed today

Best adminfu 😍

I love everything about this

Bring back The Mooch

I don't know what I expected. But the Mooch delivered.

That guy looks weird around the eyes 👀 I’m seeing plastic surgery gone wrong. His dancing is shit too, grounds for divorce.

I don't mean to brag or anything, but this guy follows me on Twitter

Can you slide into those dms and get some dick pics? That would be some real drama.

Mooch gave the most entertaining political press conferences since Rumsfeld.

Nah, that's a slight deviation in the timeline. Having Mooch around would've been even better for drama.

How can you not love the cast of clowns in charge of the world’s most powerful military? This is awesome.

I thought you were one of those people who believes that Daddy's a secret genuis, not a clown.

Daddy is a secret genius. Everything is going fairly well. He’s also an eccentric billionaire that enjoys having a cast of court jesters in positions of power for the lulz. It’s great showmanship.