I only follow the patriarchal aspects of Islam. Not the aspects that make you a cuck e.g. Abstaining from womanising, penetrating a sweet trap virgin ass and lowering your gaze.
Trump like Cruz has no real emotions so they do what's most strategic. But the rest of the population should look for people with at least some integrity.
Yeah it's triggering my poe detector too, but i have no context for an educated guess since i have never been to texas and the closest I've ever gotten is eating a Whataburger in a home depot parking lot once.
Daily PSA that "Beto's" full name is Robert O'Rourke and the nickname is a blatant attempt to make him seem kinda hispanic. I think there's some pics of him before he got the tan to make his skin darker too.
Idk. I don't think Cruz's early career was as focus grouped as some other politicians. He was a tea party guy IIRC and the establishment hated them, so I don't think there was that much research for him.
It's his childhood nickname, and you don't care because Republicans lie 100% of the time because they know they can't win without lying and vote rigging.
But then you remember that Cruz let his political opponent talk trash about his wife and father, only for him to bend the knee once he lost the election. What a little bitch.
To me voting for Ted Cruz is as inexplicable as drinking cyanide but sure, go ahead. I mean I would vote for a turtle over him. Let alone this shitlord.
The elite are 100% behind the neo-fascists you prefer. Don't kid yourself. The elite would take death squads and lawless tyranny any day over giving up even a small fraction of their profits. They merely don't say so in public for fearing of alienating business partners, customers, and employees who may be minorities, or simply fans of trivialities like freedom, human rights, and constitutional government. Which clearly endorsing a member of a white nationalist group, such as the "Republican party", would cause.
Did they spend more than three bucks on the production of this
Like holy fuck even if you can't find someone who can sing melodyne exists, pirate it, it does a good job even with default settings, there is zero excuse to release a production with out of tune singing in it in the modern age.
They pushing this guy hard as fuck. I keep getting ads all over from this guy on my Spotify. I am not quite sure if it's because they think I'm a democrat or if everyone receives this since I'm assuming it is paid for.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-23
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1 newcomer_ts 2018-10-23
What man you have to be to rate lower than Ted Cruz?
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-10-23
A Democrat running in Texas.
1 MemoirsofCrime 2018-10-23
How does Ted win in the republican primaries after shitting all over Trump, having no friends in DC and having a daughter that hates him personally?
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2018-10-23
The same way he got away with the Zodiac killings.
1 MemoirsofCrime 2018-10-23
I still don't know how he did that though. Maybe people are just afraid that he will murder again if he doesn't get to continue being a senator.
1 harpyranchers 2018-10-23
Cool greeser haircut and name that rhymes with cooze. It's a subliminal thing.
1 cheers_grills 2018-10-23
Trump didn't take it personally and a few french kisses later they've started their Texac campaign.
1 MemoirsofCrime 2018-10-23
Trump like Cruz has no real emotions so they do what's most strategic. But the rest of the population should look for people with at least some integrity.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-10-23
Maybe some people find him attractive?
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-10-23
Lol someone should be fired for even thinking that was a good idea
1 thedicktwist 2018-10-23
I was geniunly gonna vote for beto but now i'm gonna kill myself.
Fucking boomers trying to be r to relatable is is the worst thing to happen to humanity
1 see-3po 2018-10-23
kys this was unironically high quality. are you jealous of beto?
1 BusyMushroom 2018-10-23
both beto and cruz are xers.
1 HarryD52 2018-10-23
anybody older than me is a boomer tbh fam.
1 CulturalYogurt 2018-10-23
They should have adapted "he's a rebel" instead but replaced the motorcycle crash lines to be about his DUI
1 demotecontrol 2018-10-23
Neat fact yuggin: In 2000, Al Gore tried to use a DUI Bush got 25 years prior as an October surprise. You already know how that election turned out.
1 SpotNL 2018-10-23
Yeah, a fraud.
1 ugongitbuttraped 2018-10-23
lol
1 uniqueguy263 2018-10-23
Jeb stole it. This is entirely unironic btw, Jeb stole it
1 SuperShake66652 2018-10-23
Please clap.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2018-10-23
Was that produced as a subtle anti-beto ad? im genuinely confused
1 VioletBroregarde 2018-10-23
I don't think so. Those people are famous in Austin. They would become unpeople if they produced a pro-Cruz ad
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-10-23
Sometimes the cause of the problem is just too obvious.
1 Watermark03 2018-10-23
Yeah, it's part of Texas unfortunately. I get what you mean.
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-10-23
Have you ever been to Austin?
1 SMASH_N_SNIFF 2018-10-23
Yeah it's triggering my poe detector too, but i have no context for an educated guess since i have never been to texas and the closest I've ever gotten is eating a Whataburger in a home depot parking lot once.
1 bleak_new_world 2018-10-23
And a native, I'd say you've generally got the gyst of it.
1 1999-2017 2018-10-23
Cumskin slurs aren't people
1 Zyond 2018-10-23
Wh*tes aren't people.
1 Spookybooks2 2018-10-23
Can we just end white people?
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-10-23
Daily PSA that "Beto's" full name is Robert O'Rourke and the nickname is a blatant attempt to make him seem kinda hispanic. I think there's some pics of him before he got the tan to make his skin darker too.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-10-23
Transracials can't escape the mayocide
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-10-23
Too maintain my radical centrism, I should add that "Ted" Cruz's real name is Rafael, and he changed his name to appeal to Mayos.
1 LightUmbra 2018-10-23
Isn't his middle name Edward?
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-10-23
Yeah, I guess the pollsters determined Ted marketed better than Ed?
1 LightUmbra 2018-10-23
Idk. I don't think Cruz's early career was as focus grouped as some other politicians. He was a tea party guy IIRC and the establishment hated them, so I don't think there was that much research for him.
1 Osterion 2018-10-23
Woah he was a hiberan this whole time? Thanks you for bringing this dark fact to light.
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-10-23
It's pretty easy to tell, he tans like a Mic.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-10-23
Texas is so weird. This race is a Hispanic larping as a mayo running against a mayo larping as a Hispanic.
1 SignalEvent 2018-10-23
What if I told you everyone is larping as somebody else?
1 MrGoodieMob 2018-10-23
So exactly like Cruz, who is canadian
1 Watermark03 2018-10-23
It's his childhood nickname, and you don't care because Republicans lie 100% of the time because they know they can't win without lying and vote rigging.
1 Haurmumgay 2018-10-23
Makes me wanna fly back to Texas just to vote for Cruz
1 SpotNL 2018-10-23
But then you remember that Cruz let his political opponent talk trash about his wife and father, only for him to bend the knee once he lost the election. What a little bitch.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-10-23
As long as you're ok with Ted Cruz's retarded pandering song
1 Haurmumgay 2018-10-23
😞
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-10-23
Compared to the grease style stupidity we just watched? Cruz wins handsdown.
1 cheers_grills 2018-10-23
I can't really understand the accent, but that ain't half bad.
1 siempreloco31 2018-10-23
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1 siempreloco31 2018-10-23
I too would love to vote for a man that's this cucked
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1 LSU_Coonass 2018-10-23
The delegates Dahnald
1 shallowm 2018-10-23
what a good boy
1 life_is_painful__ 2018-10-23
i hate mde
1 SpotNL 2018-10-23
Why is Texas so cringy? On one hand you have this, on the other hand you have whatever Ted Cruz is. It is just bad. Stop it.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-10-23
This made me vote for Ron Paul 😶😶😶
1 Legitimate_Mountain 2018-10-23
NO
1 MemoirsofCrime 2018-10-23
To me voting for Ted Cruz is as inexplicable as drinking cyanide but sure, go ahead. I mean I would vote for a turtle over him. Let alone this shitlord.
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-10-23
Well you are certainly on the right website.
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-10-23
Turtle for president 2020
1 Assy-McGee 2018-10-23
Mitch will be ded by then tho
1 MemoirsofCrime 2018-10-23
Turtles are resilient man. Turtle for President! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhfuGNDcdaA
1 ugongitbuttraped 2018-10-23
Robert O’Rourke is a bowl of mayo with taco seasoning sprinkled on top.
Does he even know he’s trying to get elected in Texas, and not Bette Midler’s living room?
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-10-23
Rafael "Ted" Cruz is a taco lathered in mayo
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2018-10-23
What is this Hibernian nonsense?
1 ApugalypseNow 2018-10-23
This is O'Rourke's "pantsuit anthem!" Delightful to see the people propping up these candidates are as clueless as ever.
1 Watermark03 2018-10-23
The elite are 100% behind the neo-fascists you prefer. Don't kid yourself. The elite would take death squads and lawless tyranny any day over giving up even a small fraction of their profits. They merely don't say so in public for fearing of alienating business partners, customers, and employees who may be minorities, or simply fans of trivialities like freedom, human rights, and constitutional government. Which clearly endorsing a member of a white nationalist group, such as the "Republican party", would cause.
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-10-23
Yeah, because thay $38 million all came from working class voters in Texas.
1 ApugalypseNow 2018-10-23
Damn. I fuckin love science.
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-10-23
This video reminds me way too much of montrose in Houston this summer.
1 jimmahdean 2018-10-23
Um.
1 Watermark03 2018-10-23
Did they spend more than three bucks on the production of this
Like holy fuck even if you can't find someone who can sing melodyne exists, pirate it, it does a good job even with default settings, there is zero excuse to release a production with out of tune singing in it in the modern age.
1 PureGold07 2018-10-23
They pushing this guy hard as fuck. I keep getting ads all over from this guy on my Spotify. I am not quite sure if it's because they think I'm a democrat or if everyone receives this since I'm assuming it is paid for.
1 cochnbahls 2018-10-23
I guess Ted has this won
1 SeattleFingers 2018-10-23
Hey, this dudes just like my mothers cannoli.
Don't ever talk shit on it
1 unrulyfarmhand 2018-10-23
If there’s something millennials love its grease references, Beto is locked in.