Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.
The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.
Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.
Over time once we get over the hump so that pr can't save them it might help alleviate the delusion that the rich are some kind of superior competent sane breed.
Musk settled the charges, which included a requirement he step down as chairman of Tesla for three years and that Tesla “enhance controls with respect to Elon’s public communications regarding Tesla and to pre-approve any such written communications that contain, or reasonably could contain, information material to Tesla or its stockholders."
Hence why all he has to talk about is his love of anime.
If you for example are rich and famous and you have many friends because of that that's fine. But if Twitter, Facebook or Reddit gives you a ton of leeway because of this that's bullshit.
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That's right. Daddy can wish for serious disease for individuals.
113 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-23
Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.
The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.
Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.
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1 YourLocalMonarchist 2018-10-23
I feel fucking attacked right now
1 see-3po 2018-10-23
Remove your flair or kill yourself.
1 YourLocalMonarchist 2018-10-23
no u
1 imstartingtogetangry 2018-10-23
He did.
1 wewladin 2018-10-23
Pottery.
1 ineed750bucks 2018-10-23
Ikr?! What an asshole bot.
1 ubuntutakeupthecuntu 2018-10-23
ouch!! snaps too real :(
1 Hayleycakes2009 2018-10-23
Snapshillbot, the most savage bitch r/drama has to offer.
Also, Hey guys, I hope your day is good and the bussy is warm!
1 agenderphobe 2018-10-23
oof owie my adulthood
1 TheOtherGuy9603 2018-10-23
Don't you fucking talk to me that way snappy i'll make all the friends i want when i want
1 BigDaddy_Delta 2018-10-23
This hits close
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-23
Youre wrong Snappy! Its not just for 14 year olds. Elon and Trump are both billionaires and they do this shit.
But youre right about the other stuff.
1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-10-23
FUCK YOU SNAPPY 😥😪😫😢😭😭😭😭😡😡😡🤣🔫
1 MulanMcNugget 2018-10-23
Tremendous.
1 FayqNooz 2018-10-23
Screwed up both my childhood and adulthood years. MegaMillions is my last hope
1 Spurdospadrus 2018-10-23
I love you snappy
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2018-10-23
THAT WAS MEEEAAAAN SNAPPY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 Mat_The_49th 2018-10-23
lol he pulled out the 'I was hacked!' excuse
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2018-10-23
Look at this wordlet.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-10-23
lol brainlet here actually needs to read the article to understand what's going on
1 DistortedLines 2018-10-23
Imagine being this retarded
1 clubby789 2018-10-23
Imagine not being able to read 40 words
1 GandalftheChromatic 2018-10-23
Why wasn't didn't this happen sooner is what I'm asking
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-10-23
1 DefectiveDelfin 2018-10-23
Seems about right to me.
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-23
The musk rat is really spiraling out of control.
1 Baconlightning 2018-10-23
Given the amount of gold diggers Musk have been married too, it’s pretty obvious he’d be an incel if he wasn’t a billionaire.
1 TheSomaCruz 2018-10-23
It's over for rich-cels.
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-10-23
I'd like to be in-rich TBH
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-10-23
Well he was gold digging government funds
1 ry8919 2018-10-23
This beefcake? No way!
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-10-23
sploosh
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-10-23
I love it
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-23
I don't. Mainly because you have huge groups of retards that assume these people are competent because they're rich.
1 cmakk1012 2018-10-23
Nobody is competent except for Putin tbh
1 roofied_elephant 2018-10-23
Have you seen all the Russian fuck ups lately?
1 cmakk1012 2018-10-23
no, my trusted news sources RT and Fox News says they’re alternative facts
1 808liferuiner 2018-10-23
fakenews
1 MiniDisc_enthusiast 2018-10-23
RT actually stands for Really True because they’re the only news that isn’t fake.
1 TheLordHighExecu 2018-10-23
lol
1 wow___justwow 2018-10-23
LEAFED
1 shadowbannedlol 2018-10-23
yet somehow Snow Daddy keeps cucking the west
1 Madaruto 2018-10-23
lol
1 AnEpicFuckUp 2018-10-23
Smaller GDP than Italy too. I'm not sure which sounds worse.
1 OnionBits 2018-10-23
Italy. Italy for sure.
1 RollBread 2018-10-23
The Russian mafias puppet?
1 Redactor0 2018-10-23
Even he is starting to spiral out of control lately, I think. And he can only maintain that hot bod for so long.
1 idiom_bot 2018-10-23
You used an idiom!
A situation which gets worse or increase continuously, creating a situation that becomes difficult to manage.
1 Gnarwhalrus 2018-10-23
Tits or gtfo
1 808liferuiner 2018-10-23
He's a bag for. Wait til his body goes south.
1 youcanteatbullets 2018-10-23
Pick one, two, or three.
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1 woahwat 2018-10-23
Imagine being this depressed.
1 wewladin 2018-10-23
Fuck off jidf
1 Roach-Master 2018-10-23
>Rich people are eccentric
Wow Pizza, I always knew you were smart but this is something else.
1 Momruepari 2018-10-23
I thought Pizzashill committed neck rope?
1 Demoblade 2018-10-23
Hmmm, let's see...who have a bunch of comanies worth billions funded by themselves...oh yes, Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos.
I don't see them being incompetent
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-23
Jeff Bezos isn't incompetent, Elon Musk is, which is why he's a walking shit show.
1 Sedai09 2018-10-23
SpaceX at least makes good profits.
1 bunker_man 2018-10-23
Over time once we get over the hump so that pr can't save them it might help alleviate the delusion that the rich are some kind of superior competent sane breed.
1 NoMorePoliticsFor_Me 2018-10-23
Are you retarded or something?
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-10-23
Isn't that basically all twitter is good for?
1 TheSomaCruz 2018-10-23
You mean the one thing people have already known for a long time?
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-23
I mean, there was reason to believe it, but you didn't see it out in the open like this.
1 coldfirerules 2018-10-23
mo crazy mo clicks
1 DocMjolnir 2018-10-23
That's pretty much everyone on twitter.
1 hakkzpets 2018-10-23
/u/xNotch ban this person right now.
1 GIGGA_SAND_NIGGA 2018-10-23
1 Inuakurei 2018-10-23
IMO you have to be somewhat insane to maintain being rich.
1 cryptonewsguy 2018-10-23
You mean how bat-shit normal rich people are.
Everyone shit posts.
1 curious-children 2018-10-23
agreed
1 modern_rabbit 2018-10-23
Don't talk shit about my favorite media outlet. You can talk shit about twitter tho idc.
1 see-3po 2018-10-23
More like Space adolescent recently. Really a boner killer. I want Space Daddy back.
1 demotecontrol 2018-10-23
Hence why all he has to talk about is his love of anime.
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-10-23
inb4 "chibi Wolverine" is actually a secret code for insider trading
1 newcomer_ts 2018-10-23
Seemed?
It was humorous, in fact.
1 BeastTrinity 2018-10-23
1 DistortedLines 2018-10-23
OwO
I love space daddy 💖💗💚🧡
1 Sea_Safe 2018-10-23
change your flair, she is no longer our kween
1 DistortedLines 2018-10-23
No
1 letter_of_resignatio 2018-10-23
Best timeline.
1 VeryHappyDude69 2018-10-23
I feel like everything posted on Twitter is a shitpost...
1 harpyranchers 2018-10-23
You are being far too generous.
1 Zizara42 2018-10-23
What's even the point in being a billionaire if you can't shitpost about anime all day on twitter? smh
1 itsCaffeine 2018-10-23
A N I M E
N
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1 GadolBoobies 2018-10-23
inb4 Notch and Musk create their own platform.
1 Autismo9001 2018-10-23
I was only a STEMlord
I loved Elon so much, I had all the hats and flamethrowers
I pray to Elon every night before bed, thanking him for being the ultimate human
"Elon is love" I say; "Elon is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
I know he was just jealous of Elon’s wealth
I called him a short seller
He slaps me and gives me books about how car manufacturing should work
I'm crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it's really cold
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
It's Elon
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "The shorts took my wife again."
He grabs me with his powerful genius hands, dirty after his 120 hour shifts and puts me down onto my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass-cheeks for Elon
He penetrates my butt-hole
It hurts so much but I do it for Elon
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Elon
He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Elon looks him straight in the eyes and says "Sorry pedo guy”
Elon leaps out the window, tries to land into his Tesla, and fucks up the landing, before screeching about fake news
Elon is love. Elon is life.
1 Inuakurei 2018-10-23
10/10 pasta made into a 11/10 pasta.
1 harpyranchers 2018-10-23
Can I borrow this? I'm a feature at a neohippy poetry slam and I'm all out of dirty limericks.
1 Autismo9001 2018-10-23
Copypastas fall under fair use.
1 harpyranchers 2018-10-23
Think I should read the Navy seal one at my slam too?
1 TheBigBazoo 2018-10-23
I would unironically love to see someone do this.
1 wellmade-mango 2018-10-23
Elon leaps out the window, tries to land into his Tesla, and fucks up the landing, before screeching about fake news
Lmao nice.
1 __Toradorable__ 2018-10-23
Vintage pasta. Nice.
1 necromatriarch 2018-10-23
Bullshit, space daddy hasn't delivered on a single promise he's made.
1 JurijFedorov 2018-10-23
Let's face it. If one of us regular users would accuse some random guy of being a pedophile we would have been banned pretty fast.
1 VidiotGamer 2018-10-23
Wait, are you saying that rich and famous people get treated better by society?
I, for one, am totally shocked.
1 JurijFedorov 2018-10-23
If you for example are rich and famous and you have many friends because of that that's fine. But if Twitter, Facebook or Reddit gives you a ton of leeway because of this that's bullshit.
1 Kochroach 2018-10-23
You're a pedophile.
1 curious-children 2018-10-23
huh, i guess everyone can do it
1 Hemingwavy 2018-10-23
That's right. Daddy can wish for serious disease for individuals.
1 harpyranchers 2018-10-23
Every idea of Musk Daddy is a cognative shitpost.
1 Sea_Safe 2018-10-23
💖DADDY 💖
1 Tenshimaru_tokugawa1 2018-10-23
I want to suck Space daddie's elongated muskrat
1 wewladin 2018-10-23
Is there a rule 34 for this
1 itsCaffeine 2018-10-23
The drama hero we need 🙌
1 PlumsweetSoda 2018-10-23
Why space daddy? Why is everyone a daddy now?
1 squishles 2018-10-23
everyone's daddy when your bussies wet.
1 aef823 2018-10-23
pretty sure thats just you shitting yourself
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-10-23
no NO NO
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-23
Space daddy's a weeb? REEEEEEEEEEE FUNDING NOT SECURED
1 snowpigs 2018-10-23
Nah, it's because Space musk posted A N I M E
1 808liferuiner 2018-10-23
He's an idiot savant.