I😉once1️⃣got arrested😵👮 for acting😉as a 😂🍌🍆🍆toilet🏃👑💦 in the bathroom🚾💣💢💥 at 💟Taco💟Bell💟. I would🤐get on 🤨my🤨🤚 hands🤲🤚and🤫knees🤸with my🤮mouth🤐 wide😏open✔️🆗, waiting🙄 for 😏someone😏 to sprint🏃 to the 🚾💦stalls💦🚾with that special😏gurgling💣💥 in their 🤲stomach🤮after 😌eating😌 some 🤯spicy 😰burritos.😈😈

It’s 🤭always🍑the✨best✨👁️👄👁️ sight👁️👅👁️ when they🏳️‍🌈don’t🏳️even🏳️ think🤔🤨to look👁️👁️once💋they👅reach the🚾🚹🚺stall, the just 😌🤯drop their🏳️‍🌈👅👄pants👖before they🤗sit🤗down⬇️and🚷instantly😫spray😫an antichrist😫😫of liquid😫😫😫shit😫😫😫😫😫down my throat😫😫😫😫😫😫😫. After😌they realize🤔😯what🤨happened🦕they look⬇️⁉️down in disgust😫🤮and horror😱😱and scream😭😭😭. So far I’ve gotten🤦👮arrested5️⃣5 times❗for sexual😂😙😚assault,🤩🤩but that doesn’t⛔stop🚫me😐from pursuing🏃my🧖🏻‍♂️passion for eating🔪🍴🥄booty🤗chocolate🍩🍫.