He laid the foundation but it took Malaclypse the Younger to refine this idea into true radical centerism:
"If you can master nonsense as well as you have already learned to master sense, then each will expose the other for what it is: absurdity. From that moment of illumination, a man begins to be free regardless of his surroundings. He becomes free to play order games and change them at will. He becomes free to play disorder games just for the hell of it. He becomes free to play neither or both. And as the master of his own games, he plays without fear, and therefore without frustration, and therefore with good will in his soul and love in his being."

Ah shit we got a discordian here what up Bob

The chad SubGenius vs the virgin Discordian.

*virgin Pastafarianism, m'lady

makes me so happy to find fellow Discordians here.

Boomer nonsense. Cool that your edgy atheist shit is all about the program my work uses instead of glorious IRC.

Yeah, it;s unironically a radically centrist religion.

📢 Nerd alert 📢

Kierkegaard is a faget I have no ragrets

Hang yourself, you will regret it; do not hang yourself, and you will regret that too; hang yourself or don’t hang yourself, you’ll regret it either way; whether you hang yourself or do not hang yourself, you will regret both.

I love how Kierkegaard understands the importance of preserving personal safety.

Hang yourself, you will regret it; do not hang yourself, and you will regret that too; hang yourself or don’t hang yourself, you’ll regret it either way; whether you hang yourself or do not hang yourself, you will regret both.

Kierkegaard understands the importance of preserving personal safety.

no thats kirkbride

This guy is more of a nihilist, the real true opposite of a radical centrist who would first not hang himself and then also hang himself, regretting neither.

إخع\قث قهلافو اث\س ىخف ش ىهاهمهسف لاعف اث هس ؤثقفشهىمغ ش حثسسهةهسفز

Niggas don't know about the knight of faith

Nah, that's the Buddha. He tried both hedonism and full asceticism, and he said "im gonna walk exactly in the middle"

Walking exactly in the middle is hard tho.

“Marry, and you will regret it; don’t marry, you will also regret it; marry or don’t marry, you will regret it either way. Laugh at the world’s foolishness, you will regret it; weep over it, you will regret that too; laugh at the world’s foolishness or weep over it, you will regret both. Believe a woman, you will regret it; believe her not, you will also regret it… Hang yourself, you will regret it; do not hang yourself, and you will regret that too; hang yourself or don’t hang yourself, you’ll regret it either way; whether you hang yourself or do not hang yourself, you will regret both. This, gentlemen, is the essence of all philosophy.”

I don't want to blow your mind or anything, but the Sumerians did it first.

Slave, listen to me!

Here I am, master, here I am!

I want to set up a home, I want to have a son!

Have them, master, have them! The man who sets up a home [...]

How could I set up a home!

Do not set up a home; otherwise you will break up your father's home!

Slave, listen to me!

Here I am, master, here I am!

What then is good? To have my neck and yours broken, Or to be thrown into the river, is that good?

Who is so tall as to ascend to heaven? Who is so broad as to encompass the entire world?

O well, slave, I will kill you and send you first!

Yes, but my master would certainly not survive without me for three days!

First was Pyrrho

The main principle of Pyrrho's thought is expressed by the word acatalepsia, which connotes the ability to withhold assent from doctrines regarding the truth of things in their own nature; against every statement its contradiction may be advanced with equal justification.

If you talk about Kierkegaard a lot, people will probably want to have sexual intercourse with you.

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marriage is still more dangerous, for the woman is and will

be the man's ruination as soon as he contracts a continuing relationship with her. Take a

young man, spirited as an Arabian horse; let him marry and he is lost. At the outset, the

woman is proud, then she is weak, then she swoons, then he swoons, then the whole

family swoons. A woman's love is only pretense and weakness.

Dude more like Kierkegaard was the original red pill