I don’t know if your older (16yo) groomer-handlers have broken the bad news to you yet, but karma points are not redeemable for waifu pillow-cases, Baja Blast, MAGA beanies, or tiddy volleyball vidya games. So punching at the downvote button with your Dew-‘n-jizz sticky little digits may make you feel like you’re wielding mighty katanas of vengeance, but it’s really no more productive than what you did to all of those crusty socks under your race car beds. But don’t let that stop you, lads! Avenge your brother Elliot! You are proud child soldiers in General Rodger’s personal army!
I like Pizza posts also. They help me become a better quack psychologist by evaluating all comments from both sides, taking mental notes of word choice and then applying the appropriate personality disorder. Hip hip, hooray!
Giving gold to the captain is the XXI century equivalent of arming your neighbor with your shovel before he embarks on his eventually fruitless quest of rescuing both of your wives from the vikings.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-25
I don’t know if your older (16yo) groomer-handlers have broken the bad news to you yet, but karma points are not redeemable for waifu pillow-cases, Baja Blast, MAGA beanies, or tiddy volleyball vidya games. So punching at the downvote button with your Dew-‘n-jizz sticky little digits may make you feel like you’re wielding mighty katanas of vengeance, but it’s really no more productive than what you did to all of those crusty socks under your race car beds. But don’t let that stop you, lads! Avenge your brother Elliot! You are proud child soldiers in General Rodger’s personal army!
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1 newcomer_ts 2018-10-25
Comma would be nice.
Otherwise, it sounds somewhat presumptuous.
1 pvijay187 2018-10-25
That absolute worth thing you can find on this subreddit is any argument that is devoid of funny banter.
1 Strictlybutters 2018-10-25
Define funny, because I for one am highly entertained by pizzas put downs and insults and how furious he makes his target.
1 shitpersonality 2018-10-25
Whenever I see pizza post, I activate my anal vibrator cause I know I am about to climax.
1 MzCherryBlossom 2018-10-25
I like Pizza posts also. They help me become a better quack psychologist by evaluating all comments from both sides, taking mental notes of word choice and then applying the appropriate personality disorder. Hip hip, hooray!
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-10-25
i.e. most modern r/drama threads
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-10-25
Hmmm....an admitted shill casts the side he’s programmed to oppose as NPC 🤔
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-10-25
Party of peace is really showing off a lot of bomb making knowledge lately.
1 MooseHeckler 2018-10-25
Daddy is no longer hip. I follow space daddy drama now.
1 the_popcorn_pisser 2018-10-25
shiggy.
1 sockerpopper 2018-10-25
ISHYGDDT
1 ItsSugar 2018-10-25
Giving gold to the captain is the XXI century equivalent of arming your neighbor with your shovel before he embarks on his eventually fruitless quest of rescuing both of your wives from the vikings.
1 Norci 2018-10-25
I unironically love pizza's seriousposting.
1 allendrio 2018-10-25
Pizza is right though, most magatards just reee hysterically about literally any source that isnt whitenationnewsdaily@wordpress
1 RollBread 2018-10-25
Well no shit they are statistically almost entirely uneducated idiots.
1 RollBread 2018-10-25
Pizza writes Sonic fan fiction -thoughts?