The Heathers reboot that literally no one wanted is back.

1  2018-10-25 by Humorlessness

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Because the community got taken over by them.

The gaming community is as close you get to a white supremacists eithout going to a white supremacist rally And kids play games. The future is fucked in ways I don't think people realize, if you think these days are bad, oh boy wait untill the 12 year olds who have grown up around people saying the N word constantly become adults. Yeah...

Basically gaming has legitamatley been a fucking horrible plauge on the world and has been a massive cause of the recent rise of racism.

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The original was darkly funny, but this one looks like a woke attempt at dark humor that just shits all over itself.

Nah, it's the opposite of woke. It paints woke people as monsters.

It's fantastic for dramacoin.

The producers are actually faggy fans of the original, and just wanted to make a new version where they got to each be their own favorite Heather.

Alas, SJW’s don’t understand the allure of original movie to fans, and just see the Heathers as bullies instead of the trussy goddess they’re suppose to be viewed as.

Idk, somehow the producers managed to paint a mirror in their autistic fanfic.

I thought it was making fun of #wokeness and that's part of the reason that it was not #currentyear?

The dude that wrote the article is super bussy blasted, I love it

Looks garbage

If you want LeBron to fuck you just bet on the Lakers.

Most television is.

But muh golden age.

Not gonna read the cringefest.

Is this reboot of a reboot at least aware that it's retarded, and also is a school shooting still in it?

Also will my balls recoil so hard it turns into fallopian tubes if I continue reading this shit?

That's the best part, its esentially r/drama mixed with Heather's

Either way I'm probably gonna watch it.

I need something to remember as a way to get rid of awkward boners, and if something mentioning it is this much of a dick repellant good god I wonder what'll happen if I actually watch it.

Itll be like watching the twilight trilogy with my ex all over again.

First hour & 1/2 is up on Xfinity for me

The girls were hot in the original.

Can’t do that again. It’s 2018 you know.

I don’t know know if anybody in the modern era could compare to Winona Ryder as far as sheer qt appeal

The girls on the ends are decent looking.

Honestly what the hell happened? Every new star on TV and film is just so ugly now, it's like the opposite of the 80s/90s where the average celebrity looks worse than the average person.

this

3rd from left literally looks like a dude. IS that a dude?

whose dutiful cohorts (still named Heather) are a conniving male (Brendan Scannell) who identifies as gender-queer and a biracial girl (Jasmine Mathews) who's pretending to be gay.

Oh. That explains it.

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw

will someone tell me why i read these god damned things?

Because you're an idiot?

oh yeah, that's it.

Great pate, but I gotta motor if I wanna be ready for that party tonight.

The first episode was actually hilarious and it triggered all the woke journalist who originally reviewed it b/c they made the heathers SJW bullies.

I liked it and thought it was a nice fuck you to certain people.

no SJW wanted it.

I never watched the original but if it causes this much asshurt I'm in

I hadn't heard of this, and now I want to watch it. I love how you can tell you'll (probably) like something by who's angwy about it

I can't even hate watch this so guess I will go die.