Kierkegaard is love, Kierkegaard is life.
1 2018-10-25 by throwawayforme9000
I was only nine years old. I loved Kierkegaard so much, I had all the merchandise and books. I'd pray to Kierkegaard every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Kierkegaard is love", I would say, "Kierkegaard is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Kierkegaard. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Kierkegaard. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my theological suspension of the ethical". He grabs me with his powerful Danish hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Kierkegaard. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Kierkegaard. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Kierkegaard. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Kierkegaard looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all anguish now". Kierkegaard leaves through my window. Kierkegaard is love. Kierkegaard is life.
18 comments
1 SexyTaft 2018-10-25
i miss lit
1 throwawayforme9000 2018-10-25
lit has gotten better recently, it's like 2013 right now.
Better then REDDIT
1 Baconlightning 2018-10-25
His name literally means graveyard
1 throwawayforme9000 2018-10-25
Your name literally means pee pee head
1 Cat_Waffles 2018-10-25
""(((Kikegaard)))""
1 throwawayforme9000 2018-10-25
Kierkegaard Kierkegaard Kierkegaard Kierkegaard, Kierkegaard Kierkegaard Kierkegaard Kierkegaard?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-10-25
Kierkegaard was a lover of Jesus Christ, Our Lord and Savior.
1 throwawayforme9000 2018-10-25
and I love you, and Kierkegaard
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-10-25
Love you too babe
1 cumstainedtshirt 2018-10-25
kierkegaard helped me believe in Allah again, elhamdulillah
1 smedwed 2018-10-25
kim kierkegaardashian
1 gascraic 2018-10-25
Go back to r/philosophy mate
1 throwawayforme9000 2018-10-25
suck my dick
1 notcyberpope 2018-10-25
I too love dead dumb gay philosophers. If only I was smart enough to sit around doing nothing and writing profound thoughts instead of actually contributing to humanity.
1 throwawayforme9000 2018-10-25
Why not suck my dick bitch
1 notcyberpope 2018-10-25
If I wanted to suck on something that smelled like death I'd eat lutefisk not your tiny gross cock, you shitworm.
1 throwawayforme9000 2018-10-25
gay
1 notcyberpope 2018-10-25
Shut up and suck your wife's dick.