You didn't even read it, did you? You just disregarded it because it doesn't fit your world view. You are pathetic, scum of the earth. People present you with scientifically backed evidence showing how the world really is and you disregard it because it is brought to your attention by a group of people you find inferior to you.
I don’t get why this is boomerish. In 2018, the best way to rapidly spread your message to a wide audience is to take a van plastered with pictures and slogans and drive it around town. This is beyond dispute.
Whoa. Did someone no shit piss on the raw meat you ate this morning? Your handlers really should have had you calm down before letting you on the internet u/JustLions .
a french friend of mine watched Slacker with me and he asked me if dudes with megaphones on top of their cars driving around ranting was a common thing in America. i explained to him that yes it is, every city has 20 or 30 of them. he apparently believes me to this very day, it occasionally comes up in conversation. i hope he tells other French people.
Half-assed pipe bombs are the ultimate boomer weapon. He's just trying to bring us back to the 1970s, when this shit was a daily occurrence. It's been forgotten since then because back then it was just considered a fact of life that this stuff happened all the time.
There is a vehicle in my city that is a giant flat screen that shows ads to people trapped in gridlock. If boomers figured out moving pictures we'd be fucked.
THIS CAN'T POSSIBLY TRUE. I'M A IED EXPERT. I KNOW WHAT EVERY PIECE OF DELIVERED POSTAGE LOOKS LIKE. MY HUSBANDS A NAVY SEAL. IT'S THE LEFT WHO IS VIOLENT. BOMB THE CARAVAN. FOOTBALL MAN STAND UP. MS-13 IS COMING TO TAKE MY LAWNMOWER. PULL UP YOUR PANTS AND BEND THE BILL OF YOUR HAT. BLM ARE THE REAL RACISTS. LOCK HER UP. DRAIN THE SWAMP.
Yeah like CNN carelessly opening the package and then milling around to take pictures without any bomb defusal squad coming in.
Or like a package not having a postmark or adequate postage, meaning that somehow some nobody was supposedly able to deliver packages directly to high level politicians.
Is it confirmed that he's a registered member? It seems like they have fairly high requirements
In order to apply for membership in the Seminole Tribe of Florida you must meet three requirements. First, you must have a minimum of one-quarter Florida Seminole blood (that is, one of your grandparents must have been a full-blooded Florida Seminole). Second, you must be able to prove (with written documentation) that you are directly related to a Florida Seminole who was listed on the 1957 Tribal Roll, which is the Base Roll of the Seminole Tribe of Florida. Finally, you must be sponsored for enrollment by someone who is currently a member of the Tribe. It is the responsibility of each applicant to do their own research and anecdotal evidence is not acceptable (that is, family traditions are not enough).
I supposed in the next day or two the seminole tribe will make a statement as to whether he's a member or affiliated in any sense
“I think I might have more Indian blood than a lot of the so-called Indians that are trying to open up the reservations,” Trump said during a 1993 radio interview with shock jock Don Imus.
In 2000, Trump paid more than $1 million for an ad campaign that portrayed members of Indian tribe in upstate New York as cocaine traffickers and career criminals, according to The Washington Post.
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1 Abu_Ivanka_alAmriki 2018-10-26
I don’t get why this is boomerish. In 2018, the best way to rapidly spread your message to a wide audience is to take a van plastered with pictures and slogans and drive it around town. This is beyond dispute.
1 demotecontrol 2018-10-26
Tbf he did have a Twitter where he posted such hard hitting thoughts like
Libs owned.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-10-26
The hottest of takes, right here
1 BeingofUniverse 2018-10-26
He was clearly quite intelligent.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-10-26
Epic style!
1 MG87 2018-10-26
Seminoke?
1 demotecontrol 2018-10-26
Yeah, I don't know. Maybe a combination of "Seminole" and "woke"?
1 JustLions 2018-10-26
Or maybe the L key is right next to the K key, you tard?
1 demotecontrol 2018-10-26
Whoa. Did someone no shit piss on the raw meat you ate this morning? Your handlers really should have had you calm down before letting you on the internet u/JustLions .
1 gilmore606 2018-10-26
a french friend of mine watched Slacker with me and he asked me if dudes with megaphones on top of their cars driving around ranting was a common thing in America. i explained to him that yes it is, every city has 20 or 30 of them. he apparently believes me to this very day, it occasionally comes up in conversation. i hope he tells other French people.
1 SamWhite 2018-10-26
Honestly it sounds believable. You've got a weird country.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2018-10-26
We LeArNeD iT fRoM WaTcHiNg YoU
1 KittehDragoon 2018-10-26
you leave old Top Gear out of this you little shit
1 Imgur_Lurker 2018-10-26
New Top Gear is The Conners of BBC change my mind
1 KittehDragoon 2018-10-26
Chris Harris is unironically good.
1 shanewater 2018-10-26
It's still about three times as believable as having a fucking pledge of allegence before every school day.
1 allendrio 2018-10-26
i thought that was like on special occasions, you do that every day? thats pretty creepy.
1 seenten 2018-10-26
Some schools do (I'll let you guess what area those are in) but we did it every Monday in kindergarten, then only at all-school assemblies after that.
1 allendrio 2018-10-26
i would buy it.
1 Hemingwavy 2018-10-26
It's like Twitter but more dignified.
1 Redactor0 2018-10-26
Half-assed pipe bombs are the ultimate boomer weapon. He's just trying to bring us back to the 1970s, when this shit was a daily occurrence. It's been forgotten since then because back then it was just considered a fact of life that this stuff happened all the time.
1 Gtyyler 2018-10-26
There is a vehicle in my city that is a giant flat screen that shows ads to people trapped in gridlock. If boomers figured out moving pictures we'd be fucked.
1 mydramaaccount 2018-10-26
FALSE FLAG! FALSE FLAG!
THIS CAN'T POSSIBLY TRUE. I'M A IED EXPERT. I KNOW WHAT EVERY PIECE OF DELIVERED POSTAGE LOOKS LIKE. MY HUSBANDS A NAVY SEAL. IT'S THE LEFT WHO IS VIOLENT. BOMB THE CARAVAN. FOOTBALL MAN STAND UP. MS-13 IS COMING TO TAKE MY LAWNMOWER. PULL UP YOUR PANTS AND BEND THE BILL OF YOUR HAT. BLM ARE THE REAL RACISTS. LOCK HER UP. DRAIN THE SWAMP.
1 thedicktwist 2018-10-26
It's literaly false because look at this tiny detail i found that means it must be wrong libtards owned like and share
1 duckraul2 2018-10-26
I'm a bumper sticker physical and chemical weathering expert, here's why it's a false flag: the stickers are too shiny.
Source: I don't wash, garage, or take care of my own car so that's how it works
1 8th_Dynasty 2018-10-26
there is literally TOO MUCH evidence! AUNTY FAAAAAAA!!!
1 RememberTheAyLmao 2018-10-26
Trusting delirious sleep-starved shut-ins on /pol/ to own the libs.
😎
1 HolyWarsPunishment 2018-10-26
Yeah like CNN carelessly opening the package and then milling around to take pictures without any bomb defusal squad coming in.
Or like a package not having a postmark or adequate postage, meaning that somehow some nobody was supposedly able to deliver packages directly to high level politicians.
Makes perfect sense.
1 Isolatedandafraid 2018-10-26
This but unironically but not too unironically but a little unironically.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-10-26
Thank you for your service in exposing this LIEberal plot, Patriot! WWG1WGA! o7 o7 o7
1 MG87 2018-10-26
WUBALUBADUBDUB
1 _Petronius 2018-10-26
KEEP DICKGIRLS OUT OF OUR BATHROOMS
1 justcool393 2018-10-26
1 seenten 2018-10-26
Whoever hid that behind an anonymous report is a wimp
1 razzmataz 2018-10-26
They might give good deals on lawncare and property management. You should ask.
1 Chronicopia420 2018-10-26
If Steve Bannon was a transformer this is what he'd turn into
1 scatmunchies 2018-10-26
🔥
1 ConfuseTheJews 2018-10-26
Bomblebee?
1 Chronicopia420 2018-10-26
Obviously StarScreeeeeeee
1 MayoIsSpicy 2018-10-26
Also BumbleReee
1 barbedvelvet 2018-10-26
The absolute state of /r/drama. You could have just linked the tweet and copied the words that way
https://twitter.com/elgliko/status/1055843418348281857?s=21
1 Lamboo- 2018-10-26
Ew a stolen tweet fuck off
1 Megazor 2018-10-26
Will that car be auctioned off? Asking for a friend
1 Tytos_Lannister 2018-10-26
FAKE NEWS!
i don't see Ben Garrison's strip
1 mphjackson7 2018-10-26
If it really was Ben Garrison, the wheels and lisence plate would be labled too.
1 Bluest_waters 2018-10-26
-------> "steering wheel"
--------> "freedom bombs"
--------> "dipshit MAGA tard"
1 Sabrayet 2018-10-26
Why is there a crosshair target on Trump employee Jill Stein? :(
1 Sonotmethen 2018-10-26
Proof it was the liberals!
1 Tasty_Treat_4_U 2018-10-26
The libs couldn’t resist putting Jake Stein on the van when they were setting up to frame poor Cesar.
1 LeBronJamesFuckMe 2018-10-26
Driver is definitely an old cranky mayo
1 ugongitbuttraped 2018-10-26
named Cesar
1 LeBronJamesFuckMe 2018-10-26
False flag
1 pepperouchau 2018-10-26
Maybe his mayo ancestors thought they were Romans n shit but were still illiterate
1 duckraul2 2018-10-26
Julio cesar
1 MG87 2018-10-26
Imagine being retarded enough to think that's an exclusively Hispanic name.
Also, Hispanics can absolutely be white you retard
1 ugongitbuttraped 2018-10-26
lol
1 MG87 2018-10-26
It's funny because you're retarded
1 ugongitbuttraped 2018-10-26
The absolute state of buttmad Dramacels
1 MG87 2018-10-26
Says the dumbass getting triggered by the fact some white MAGAtard is a terrorist
1 ugongitbuttraped 2018-10-26
Says the dumbass getting triggered by the fact some Filipino Native American mix is not a white MAGAtard trrrorist.
1 MG87 2018-10-26
He's not even native american
1 ugongitbuttraped 2018-10-26
His mother always talked about his high cheekbones.
He knows a crab dip recipe.
He’ll take a DNA test if you continue with these racist intimidation tactics.
1 VioletBroregarde 2018-10-26
Nah
1 HumongousGentleman 2018-10-26
Hold up, one of the stickers implies this guy is native American? Please let this be true, best twist with some rare drama.
1 ugongitbuttraped 2018-10-26
He is. He’s a member of the Seminole Tribe.
1 duckraul2 2018-10-26
Excuse you, the unconquered Seminole tribe
1 ugongitbuttraped 2018-10-26
Chief Owns the Libs
1 MG87 2018-10-26
Except in all the wars they lost
1 stopspammingme 2018-10-26
Is it confirmed that he's a registered member? It seems like they have fairly high requirements
I supposed in the next day or two the seminole tribe will make a statement as to whether he's a member or affiliated in any sense
1 ugongitbuttraped 2018-10-26
I heard he took a DNA test and he’s somewhere between 1/128th and 1/1064th.
1 stopspammingme 2018-10-26
WARREN WAS THE BOMBER THE WHOLE TIME! WE DID IT REDDIT
1 YoureRuiningAmerica 2018-10-26
1/64th and 1/1024th. 26 & 210
1 MG87 2018-10-26
Fucker is from Upstate NY
1 lickedTators 2018-10-26
Dude was born in New York. Maybe you shouldn't believe the guy who drives around with a van plastered in stickers and mails shitty bombs to people.
1 ConfuseTheJews 2018-10-26
Semen olé
Sure he's not 1/128 mexican or something?
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-10-26
No he's not Seminole. Just a nutter pretending to be a native American
1 constantinople_2053 2018-10-26
but enough about Elizabeth Warren.
please clap
1 darth_tiffany 2018-10-26
Seminole, AKA the tribe that every swamp rat in the Southeast claims to belong to.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-10-26
Lots of mayos want in on their sweet casino money
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-10-26
The tribe I descend from has no casino monies 😥😥
Only because "my tribe was bitter enemies with the Mohegan..." Such. Bullshit.
1 HolyWarsPunishment 2018-10-26
Seminole was from a Spanish word referring to runaway. Seminoles were mostly runaway white and black slaves.
1 TehAlpacalypse 2018-10-26
A real maga Pocahontas
1 Tasty_Treat_4_U 2018-10-26
Pocahontas/Geronimo 2020!
1 ComedicSans 2018-10-26
https://i.imgur.com/0Duk2JK.jpg
1 Hemingwavy 2018-10-26
“I think I might have more Indian blood than a lot of the so-called Indians that are trying to open up the reservations,” Trump said during a 1993 radio interview with shock jock Don Imus.
In 2000, Trump paid more than $1 million for an ad campaign that portrayed members of Indian tribe in upstate New York as cocaine traffickers and career criminals, according to The Washington Post.
1 razzmataz 2018-10-26
He's actually Phillipino. First gen american born.
1 ugongitbuttraped 2018-10-26
It’s over for boomercels!
1 Wygar 2018-10-26
The van of someone who orders pills from infowars.
1 speaksamerican 2018-10-26
/r/InfoWarriorRides
1 irishmastermind 2018-10-26
Gotta keep your immune system safe from Jews
1 cragfar 2018-10-26
a proud PoC is fighting back against those who oppress him
1 whoatethekidsthen 2018-10-26
He lived in a MAGA van down by the river!
1 Tasty_Treat_4_U 2018-10-26
This is precisely what happens when you smoke pot. Keep smoking that mad reefer and you are gonna be living in a MAGA van down by the river!
1 darth_tiffany 2018-10-26
If this dude actually met Trump he would, literally, cum right there on the spot. Sorry for the seriouspost.
1 sentientfartcloud 2018-10-26
It's the front page of r/the_donald on wheels.
1 HolyWarsPunishment 2018-10-26
This looks exactly like how an r politics person would imagine a Trump supporter to behave.
1 Tobans 2018-10-26
It's not wrong tho
1 coldfirerules 2018-10-26
There's not really any 'imagine' about it.
1 KingNothing305 2018-10-26
How the fuck can you drive with all that shit on the windows? But all that covered windows makes a good rape van.
1 Zozbot 2018-10-26
zoz
1 Zozbot 2018-10-26
zle
1 Zozbot 2018-10-26
zozzle
1 telandrias 2018-10-26
Its legal as long as the passenger,driver and windshield are clear and you got mirrors.
Think about ambulances, hearses and limos and tints.
1 michaelnoir 2018-10-26
Are you still a boomer if you were born in 1962? That seems quite late.
1 preserved_fish 2018-10-26
Boomers are 46-64. So he's tail-end.
1 MG87 2018-10-26
It takes an impressive amount of work being that stupid
1 myshl0ng 2018-10-26
A hero we don't deserve
1 MrNotSpecified 2018-10-26
>boomers
>boom
1 irishmastermind 2018-10-26
Lots of bussy for him
1 lannister_stark 2018-10-26
Worst terrorist ever.