This is why hazing should be allowed. Jesus Christ on a cracker, only 8 years left til retirement.

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You had ONE JOB snappy

Allah’s plan.

That comment section is a shithole

The BBC doesn’t have a comments section on this article...

No no, the one in his mind. Duh

I’m talking about the Reddit comment section in the news subreddit

Get off the internet grandpa

mass shooting in America. it's like a sports event for me. an occasional treat.

Wh*te “people” are a threat to the existence of the human species, it’s time we deal with them as such.

Men are the biggest threat (especially wh*te men). Manocide when?

RIP r/MaleGenocide

Right when we needed it most 😢

Admins are complicit

Lol foids couldn't even genocide themselves (see failed suicide attempts)

We need to address the suicide gap!

they have such weak genes that they get wiped out in one generation anyway. that "one drop rule" thing that they themselves created where they gatekeep mixed people out from entering their exclusive White Privilege circle.

on their way out. good riddance.

This but unironically

This is just white people shooting white people.

So now Jews are white? Would you include them in your ethno state than?

if it looks white its white

What the fuck is wrong with you people? How blind are you?

This is probably not politically correct, but I don’t care.

Until we are able to determine and understand this problem and the dangerous threat it poses, our country cannot be the victims of horrendous attacks by “people” that believe only in crusade and have no sense of reason or respect for human life. The whte menace can only be dealt with the clenched fist of justice since they don’t seem to understand any other language. I for one am calling for a database containing the names of every last whte male residing in the United States from which we can monitor every potential terrorist and stop them before they attack. It’s time to take the gloves off!

Yah those seven white people a year that decide to shoot up some building really pale in comparison to the seven shootings a day in bad parts of los angeles. Fuck off lol

Continue to bury your head in the sand if you will but the day of the spread is upon us

Your strictly american viewpoint is sorely misguided and shows your lack of world experience. Keep crying wolf and saying "woe is me". Society will never be fixed until different races stop blaming other people for their problems. White green brown blue purple doesn't f*cking matter and I promise you, if you have the time to comment on reddit in the middle of the day you don't knownwhat reall oppression is.

https://www.reddit.com/r/redditgetsdrawn/comments/9qsgfc/will_someone_draw_or_paint_me_and_my_cats_without/

Your mayo is gonna get spread real soon, white boi

Us blacks are gonna Tyrone your ass

Where's this pasta from?

What's a pasta?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=copypasta

Ah, well. Im newish to reddit and it's from the heart. I thin'k I stumbled into the wrong subreddit actually

Im newish to reddit and it's from the heart. I thin'k I stumbled into the wrong subreddit actually

We're the ones that have been here too long. We're your future.

Well mazel tov

L'chaim

Don't listen to that user, I think you should stay and argue for why you think whites and maleoids should be allowed to exist in the future.

post bussy

redditor for 11 months

OUT OUT OUT

That's an awfully huge font for such a little bitch like you.

So it doesn’t feel good man? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 crymoarfag😭😭😭😭😭

Holy crap, you've got a real talent. I might even let you be my codpiece one day.

It’s amazing that you take issue with being lumped in with a terrorist based on nothing more than your mere existence. Everything I wrote in ALL CAPS is a direct quote from your God Emperor himself, I just replaced jihad with crusade.

"Until we are able to determine and understand this problem and the dangerous threat it poses, our country cannot be the victims of horrendous attacks by people that believe only in Jihad, and have no sense of reason or respect for human life."

Oh look, it's my favourite codpiece. Btw, God Emperor himself? Was there a coronation I'm not aware of?

NEWFRIENDS OUT OUT OUT!

Here’s the r/news thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/9rur1d/active_shooter_reported_at_pitfsburgh_synagogue/

I want to comment on there but they banned me for bringing up crime in London

Hey I’m banned from there too!

I said I was happy that John McCain died 😃

I got Banned for talking about how I foster newborns while being anti abortion.

I was banned from /r/news for telling every anti-immigrant poster in a thread to go fuck themselves.

WHOA haha EPIC burn bro you sure showed them

I was banned from the Donald for pointing out that London has a really low murder rate (1 per 100k - lower than any major American city, and most American rural areas).

Obviously because the good guys don't have enough guns to shoot the bad guys. Please educate your self on basic sociocenomics.

Pitfsburg

DO NOT post about police movements. In other words, if you are listening to scanners and radio communications of emergency personnel, hold off on sharing the play by plays.

How can one be so self righteous

How can one be so self righteous

Ltrly Reddit's favorite pastime

Just gonna piggyback off your comment here and paste a list of suicide prevention hotline numbers I copied from another thread, hope that's ok.

Suicide Hotline Numbers If you or anyone you know are struggling, please, PLEASE reach out for help. You are worthy, you are loved and you will always be able to find assistance.

Argentina: +5402234930430

Australia: 131114

Austria: 017133374

Belgium: 106

Bosnia & Herzegovina: 080 05 03 05

Botswana: 3911270

Brazil: 212339191

Bulgaria: 0035 9249 17 223

Canada: 5147234000 (Montreal); 18662773553 (outside Montreal)

Croatia: 014833888

Denmark: +4570201201

Egypt: 7621602

Finland: 010 195 202

France: 0145394000

Germany: 08001810771

Holland: 09000767

Hong Kong: +852 2382 0000

Hungary: 116123

Iceland: 1717

India: 8888817666

Ireland: +4408457909090

Italy: 800860022

Japan: +810352869090

Mexico: 5255102550

New Zealand: 045861048

Netherlands: 09000113

Norway: +4781533300

Philippines: 028969191

Poland: 5270000

Russia: 0078202577577

Spain: 914590050

South Africa: 0514445691

Sweden: 46317112400

Switzerland: 143

United Kingdom: Various recources

USA: 18002738255

You are not alone. Please reach out.

You can type 10,000 characters and you decided that these were the one's that you wanted.

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Longpostbot in here supporting the sui-cide😍😍😍😍😍

Portugal isn't on this list. My death will be on your hands. Granted it will be from a botched auto-erotic asphyxiation but it is your fault nonetheless.

I feel personally attacked by this. How is glorious Romania not on the list but sl*vic shitholes like Bosnia and Bulgaria get included?

I read that entire list and now I'm genuinely off to keep myself safe

You are a good person.

u/annoysthegoys what do you think about this?

>he hasn't posted

Guys I think he was in there

u/annoysthegoys r u ok bb?

I'd never be caught dead in Pittsburgh

☝️😎☝️ They hated him because he told the truth.

Thank God, you're alive! I was getting worried.

Cant corner the Dorner!

Ayyy

the only time this phrase has ever been used literally

I'd never be caught dead in Pittsburgh

This is why we can't trust mayos with guns

Thank you for your service.

Phew, where else would we get our hot takes from the (((inside)))

Being r/drama, I was expecting a news story on gold prices dropping.

At least they stopped him, multiple fatalities though.

Race of peace strikes again

US President Donald Trump later said the shooting was a "terrible, terrible thing".

"To see this happen again and again, for so many years, it's just a shame," he told reporters on Saturday.

He described the gunman as a "maniac" and suggested the US should "stiffen up our laws of the death penalty".

"These people should pay the ultimate price. This has to stop," he said.

Rightoids B T F O

These people

based Daddy supporting the mayocide 😍

Lol he participated in a mass shooting he had a 99% chance of getting the death penalty. Like how the fuck does more death penalty laws have anything to do with this? This guy knew he was going to die, wait in solitary a decade before dying, or if he's super 'lucky' spend the rest of his natural life, maybe half a century, in solitary. He did it anyway. He clearly did not care about the penalty.

Maybe you could make the penalty something barbaric like drawing and quartering, but not even this republican kangaroo Supreme Court would approve that, and likely he would've just been more incentivized to become an hero at the end rather than give himself up.

I know you guys were worried about me but I'm okay.

Mr Trump added that the incident had "little to do" with US gun laws. "If they had protection inside, maybe it could have been a different situation," he said.

Literally it's the fault of the victims now for not posting armed guards. Also we need more death penalties to fight this behavior which is already covered by the death penalty.

Gotta take your AR15 to Temple just in case some crazy neo Nazi decides to shoot up the place.

Wow this has been such a good week for us Dems! Could've totally been a Muslim anti-semite, but it was a nazi anti-semite instead, so we won this one too! Haha pubs u must be b sooo jealous!

Never forget the 8 million jews who perished in Pittsburgh :[

free palestine niggas