r/drama: Brave mayo womyn defends her right to cross legs on japanese train, gets showered with 7k upvotes in response

Brave mayo womyn defends her right to cross legs on japanese train, gets showered with 7k upvotes in response

1 2018-10-27 by Googlaloo

15 comments

1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-27

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1 Kochroach 2018-10-27

Regarding perverts: Yesterday I was entertaining my mother with a story about a friend of mine who broke her boyfriend’s penis during sex, specifically the corpus spongiosum. There’s a long backstory about this woman which makes it funny that she did this, even though it’s awful... Anyway, mom asked if he needed surgery and I didn’t remember because it was a long time ago, so we googled something like “corpus spongiosum broken treatment”. One of the top results was a research paper that started with the statistics that while almost all broken penii in the US happen during sex (missing the target and hitting the pubic bone), 80% of these injuries in Japan happen during masturbation.

We had a good freak-out wondering how hard those Japanese men are whacking it to snap it in half.

And yes, fixing it does require surgery.

1 lua_x_ia 2018-10-27

Pretty sure broken penis is more common during prone masturbation.

1 Cuckmeister 2018-10-27

A majority of the cases in Mediterranean countries are the result of patients kneading and snapping their penis during erection to achieve detumescence. In Iran, only 8% of the cases were attributed to sexual intercourse; the remaining cases were due to self-manipulation and potentially fabricated events, such as a donkey bite to the erect penis, a man falling from a mountain onto his erect penis, and a brick falling onto an erect penis.

Interesting

1 DerthOFdata 2018-10-27

such as a donkey bite to the erect penis

Imagine living somewhere so backwards that when you break your dick railing a dude's ass you would rather it be known you broke it fucking a farm animal instead.

1 shallowm 2018-10-27

One of the top results was a research paper that started with the statistics that while almost all broken penii in the US happen during sex (missing the target and hitting the pubic bone), 80% of these injuries in Japan happen during masturbation.

It doesn't start with the statistic, but here it is.

1 Gil-Gandel 2018-10-27

penii

The plural isn't "penii" because the singular isn't "penius", genius. It's third declension and the plural is "penes" (PEE-neez), and if that's too much Latin for you then stick to English plural forms.

Does the surgery actually do anything worthwhile? Asking for a friend.

1 Abu_Ivanka_alAmriki 2018-10-27

Ugh the mod stickying a post that is 90% their long-winded opinions

1 Abu_Ivanka_alAmriki 2018-10-27

Ugh that mod stickying a post that is 90% just their long-winded opinion

1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-10-27

Technically counts as womanspreading.

1 the_popcorn_pisser 2018-10-27

Lol, people will give men shit for "manspreading" regardless of how full the cab is.

1 High-IQ-Jokes 2018-10-27

So some older Japanese guy who's probably autistic or mentally ill did something stupid and reddit needs to have a long discussion on that point.

1 Sojir 2018-10-27