You're not even trying to be witty or anything, you're just circlejerking. How does it feel literally karma whoring, like, actually just being a human who cares enough to type multiple comments for no purpose except to draw a nearby majority's attention to the fact that you agree with them?

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Weren't four armed police officers seriously wounded fighting the guy?

I doubt even an armed security guard would have done any better.

Most places of worship have perfect snipers' nests so why aren't they using them?

This is so ridiculous I expect it to be a republican talking point within 48 hours

This comment is achieved all seven levels of woke.

You can ambush a dude as he comes through a doorway early in the game to shut the whole thing down.

Just make sure you never get that guess wrong...

You post next to the door, right on the inside. You want to be in arms reach of anyone entering, so if he produces a weapon, you can react. Friendly faces you just smile and say hello.

Then you have someone else hold the strap.

So you want the main character from the movie "Taken" to just be sitting by the door, patting people down?

Then on the off chance that Taken dude doesn't successfully take on the armed gunman solo, you got a second person to just start shooting into the crowd...

You do know that in an actual live fire situation, there is no option to turn off friendly fire.

Also, do you know how insanely expensive it is to have armed security for events? The insurance and the licensing alone would most likely put this far beyond the means of almost any small religious center.

Yes. Thats the plan. It costs about 150 dollars for that. Maybe 200.

Haha wha?

Sure go with that.

I am. I’m a doorman.

Yes I am sure you are an armed door man.

Like I said, someone else holds the tone.

A fucking mall ninja bouncer.

Best in the business.

I bet you can feel a man up with just your eyes, but of course you'll frisk him for several minutes as well. Because you're a professional.

You’re a real life Mac. Have you come out of the closet yet?

I do have to ask...how difficult is it to get those lethal weapons you call hands registered with the state? I'm assuming you need to get a concealed carry permit right?

Martial arts can be considered a weapon actually. Which lands you in court with weapons charges and no weapon. It's kinda ridiculous.

I know you are trolling, but this is too much fun!

I'm kinda not. I spent two years fighting weapons charges for my martial arts.

I'm sure you did.

I’m sure with your martial arts and Call of Duty training you would have been able to take the shooter down.

Yeah. I'd set up a checkpoint.

If at first you don’t succeed just respawn and try again!

Unless they kill you, kinda, yeah. That's exactly what I do when we get shot up and such.

/mallninja would love your input.

Literal mall ninja

I love this armchair heroes reddit has. Tell us more on how to do something you have never done before nor have any training in, oh great one.

You want to be in arms reach of anyone entering, so if he produces a weapon, you can react.

You don't just react, you shoot the gun out of his hands.

Can confirm. Not sure why you're being downvoted.

Source: Played 20 hours of the new Call of Duty. Am now an expert in tactics.

i gotta congratulate you, this is exceptionally retarded

Ambushing threats at organized chokepoints?

So in your CoD imagination, did the shooter announce his intentions well in advance? Did he shout at the synagogue? Did he start shooting from across the street? Did the people inside see a cut scene of an armed dude running at them?

I didn't learn from Call of Duty. I learned from various qualified instructors, and experience. You have a different plan in place for all of those things. Basically, if you're outside, you take cover, get dudes inside and seal the door while sending people out another route of egress. If you're inside, you gank dude. If you look at the more detailed reports, you'll see that clearing said routes and making available alternate exits is part of what saved lives.

Now, responding doesn't mean that you don't get shot through no fault of your own, or that you don't fuck up and die, but it means that while everyone else is standing around going "Is that gun shots??? Oh my god I think it is." you're implementing a plan. That helps.

I do not get how you are this oblivious to the same point that has been made to you over and over again here, but you keep trucking on. It's not a war zone. Not a video game. Not a movie. No security guards will be expecting to jump into a shootout with every single person that walks into the building. As funny as your armchair heroic strategies are no one is discussing ideal battle strategies apart from you. The point is that the way things are nothing is going to prevent a psychopath from opening fire in a church.

Armchair implies the sidelines, I'm out here, looking for guns so my spot doesnt get shot up. Anyways, look at your last sentence. Of course it's time to talk battle strategies when you cant stop the shooters.

Armchair implies the sidelines, I'm out here, looking for guns so my spot doesnt get shot up. Anyways, look at your last sentence. Of course it's time to talk battle strategies when you cant stop the shooters.

It's the land of the free but you if you want to pray, you have to pay for an armed security guard to protect you.

Tell me about it? Why didn't anyone give him an ocular patdown on the way in?

Yes! He reminds me so much of Mac!

He even says he is a doorman 😂

Should allow free weapons for oppressed groups. More oppressed get bigger weapons

Jews get handguns

Blacks get assault rifles

And white women get nuclear missiles

So monthly nuclear winters?

If men didn't place the emotional labor on the women, they wouldn't get hurt by them

Next time they'll remember anniversarys of things she finds important or pay for it

Someone's gotta hold the tone.

Daddy saying to arm the Jews

The DDF isn't going to be happy about this lol

Daddy and DDF love Jews and Israel, retard.

Daddy loves Jews. The DDF is less certain about them.

Look you guys have it all wrong Daddy and DDF hate jews but love israel, doesnt matter that it makes 0 sense.

Neocons do, but the magacels and mdegenerates dont. You think these tards dont constantly live in cognitive dissonance?

I'd say if you paid attention enough you'd notice that not all right wingers love trump.

You mean to tell me that Ted Cruz didn't actually forgive daddy for constantly shitting all over him?

I think he did, actually, otherwise Trump and whoever he’s fucking right now would have been shot to death a few weeks into his Presidency

By Cruz's dad?

Part of the DDF uniform is an Israeli Star of David, the fuck you talking bout son?

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The MDEfugees leave their stench everywhere.

Yes daddy keep going I'm almost there!

"The answer to a bad goy with a gun is a good Jew with a gun."

-Donald Josephine Trump

Trump is right

But is he wrong tho

Yes, the cops who tool the gunman in were literally casualties. You think the synagogue is going to be strapped with the IDF?

Cops can't shoot for shit, and were assaulting a barricaded suspect. Story's a little different if it's the gunman trying to get in versus armed people inside.

Cops can't shoot for shit

And rent-a-cops are crack shots?

Probably six of one, half a dozen of the other. They're unlikely to be worse, because that's hard to do.

Yes.

This is coming from the guy that fucks his daughter, so meh.

Giving Jews guns? I wonder how /pol/ and r/the_Donald are going to feel about that?

They really should have been. Prevention is better than reaction.

We already armed jews once and look what happend. ISRAEL IN MIDDLE EAST! I dont want israel in USA.

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That was very powerful. Thank you

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I dont want israel in USA

too late, bucko 😎

the USA is israel

I dont want Israel in USA. I want all of USA annexed by Israel.

Countries with Jews are nice. Countries without Jews are shitholes full of Muslims. Jews are like cats: they leave when things get too bad.

Honestly I too sometimes have a hard time telling the difference between Orthodox Jews and Amish people.

The Amish live on farms with cows; the Hasids live in Williamsburg with hipsters (or, more precisely, monied colonizers who fancy themselves hipsters; also French expats).

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daddy is right

look at israel perfectly armed and defended and safe

chad israelites vs virgin jewish americans

It’s like this Orange fuck has no sense of decency.

Oiy vey! Why are the goyim talking about the world series instead of the Shoah!

You bore me.

This is the most inspiring presidential response to a tragedy since 9/11 when Bush told us all to go to the mall and go shopping.

It is time /r/drama publically advocate the disarming of all Jews. We need to get these guns off the street.

If the fucking oven dodgers didn't learn the last time with Uncle Adolf helped to delouse their clothing, then they are never going to learn.

Gods chosen people lol!

Chosen for target practice.

Anti-circumcision? Mass shooter? Does MDE reddit have a new daddy?

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Every. Single. Time. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

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Oh come now. The DDF thinks irony is an adjective.

So according to lefty fucksticks Murica is supposedly full of nazis and they DON'T have armed security in the places the nazis would strike first at? Really fucking makes you think.

God's chosen don't need weapons. That's what the goyim are for