Daddy is a baseball expert now, twattertards get triggered

1  2018-10-28 by CrosbyStillzandSwag

106 comments

I’m always amazed how few people know about Gamergate. It’s not only the key to understanding so many violent harassment campaigns going on today, it’s lots of the same people angry about the same stuff using the same playbook.

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Way too much insight for this post, shillbot.

Goddamned Emperor Negro.

Literally a typo

yeah?

Typos aren't drama

c'mon its funny

Well as long as you enjoy it

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that's why its a comment and not its own post

How the fuck do you accidentally type "negro" unless it's either autocorrected or your finger are super used to it

You just got whooshed son

say something retarded

WOOSH LEL HAHA

(they suspect nothing)

So is they in this scenario?

i think we always know who (((they))) are

Literally hilarious either way.

Archive for when they delete it.

https://archive.is/r9SP6

lol two months on and apparently no one has told them

Folks should start using that out of context every time Trump comes up. "He's like negro fiddling".

Snappy quote pls

You are a god among men for finging this OP.

I got money on the Sox so I'm happy

Is there betting on mvps? Smart money is definitely on Pearce now.

Rays Legend Steve Pearce

Still a good chance they give it to eovaldi as a token of gratitude for his ucl

Figures he'd be a fan of the -draft- dodgers.

Figures he'd be a fan of the -draft- dodgers though.

Hahahaha wow. Tweeting about baseball on a national holiday like Mass Shooting Day. What a retard.

not everyone observes boomer terrorism week so much for the "tolerant left".

When will President Trump issue the words RADICAL BOOMER TERRORISM? He can't say it, and unless he will, the problem will not be solved!

Isn't every day Mass Shooting Day in burgerland?

Baseball

World Series

Boston

Hating LA

It's what keeps the country running

Baseball is literally the most boring sport.

  1. Field of Dreams is the best movie of all time.

  2. Like all Sports it's a game that people take way too serious but non-autists use it as a excuse to have fun with others and get drunk but you wouldn't know that.

I don't need to watch other men in tight pants handle balls as an excuse to get drunk, thank you very much.

> I'm too good for a human tradition and literal cornerstone of civilization

Nerd

baseball is not a cornerstone of civilization lol

it's a boring white people sport. golf is better to spectate...at least golf doesn't pretend to be interesting

Baseball has done more for civilization than any other Sport, we taught the Japan it for their how to make things out of limited amounts of metal technology.

Now Japan is a first world country

It's the same deal the Brits made but they offered Lemonade.

Humanity would be on mars by now if every country played burgerball

this but unironically

Cricket is better than baseball using any mesaure.

Cricket is so terrible even the Brits don't watch it when I was over there.

I heard a Lord dared another Lord into tricking the Indians into liking it.

How about I measure your head with my baseball bat?

*yawn

Get real. Its fucking baseball. Shit's lame yo.

lmao holy shit, This is your brain on boomerism

It's a joke you fucking sperg, how many more times are you going to type NPC while totally not crying today.

baseball is not a cornerstone of civilization lol it's a boring white people sport."

next sentence touts the whitest of white sport in existence

lol golf is terrible too

Not surprising that righties consider some shit like baseball the height of culture

> Democrats don't think baseball is the height of culture

> Lebron James famous baseball player is top post of /r/politics right now for wearing a hat

just so you know, your nip cartoons don't even count as "culture"

t. properly prorammed NPC

NEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRDDD

Nah baseball's just boring as shit fam.

you're just too stupid to understand it!!

Its alright snally, I forgive you for wanting to watch sweaty men with tight bulges handle large slabs of wood and balls. It's in your femoid dna.

October baseball is amazing.

The fact people get so ass blasted over a baseball comment is incredibly hilarious to me. Great job America!

> It is amazing how a manager takes out a pitcher who is loose & dominating through almost 7 innings, Rich Hill of Dodgers, and brings in nervous reliever(s) who get shellacked

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Complaining about relief pitching being shit. What a smoking hot take that is.

idk no one actually disagrees with le drumpf here because Roberts' moves were so skull-shatteringly autistic, but in general baseball is moving towards more relief pitching. So in a broad sense its kind of a hot take and one I kind of agree with.

And not even original, he tweeted it out about one minute after the commentator said the same thing.

He's absolutely right lol

Roberts out-managed himself.

Yeah Dodgers fans hate Roberts so much now they are agreeing with Trump lol.

What's worse was he put in Ryan Madison. Seriously worst bullpen management I've seen since Leyland.

What was that 7 or 8 fucking pitchers in 9 innings?

YIKES!

11 home runs in the morning up in Pennsylvania, 6 home runs at night in L.A. We just keep winning, right Chapo? And Chapo just keeps striking out like KC at the bat.

Chapo doesn't deserve Gritty.

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Gritty asked if I wanted to join the metoo movement

the bigliest baseball expert, believe me folks

He's the dude at the end of the bar when it comes to baseball and football, but I'd actually trust his judgment on golf if I could stay awake through it.

dodgers bullpen status: schlonged

Yeah idk what he was doing bringing Madson out again.

Please don't smear your shit all over baseball. Some things are sacred, can you please stick to, dunno, banging your daughter and destroying democracy?

Every Trump tweet has at least one reply accusing him of destroying democracy or free speech.

And fucking his daughter.

Well, that part's true tho

Trump tide ??

Trump: tidepod inhaller

I mean he's the only one to blame for that one, shouldn't have said this on tv

And radio.

Every hobby has also become a political battleground nowadays anyway, can't call just one thing sacred anymore

What if my hobby is anime? Do I vote for candidates that will fund genetically engineered catgirls?

No, we vote for ones that won't turn us into Philosopher's Stones.

Because it’s true?

Haha, everyone who talks about Jeffrey Dahmer has to mention be fucking ate people.

Considering what the Dems did last presidential election, the destroying democracy comments are especially hilarious. Trump may be retarded, but at least the Republicans let him win fair and square for the most part. Can't say the same about Hillary and the Dems ended up eating shit for that.

Wait, what did Hillary do to destroy democracy again?

Wait, what did Hillary do to destroy democracy again?

Collude with almost every major media outlet in order to ensure that Sanders received as little positive coverage as possible, and to boost Trump's airtime over all the other Republican candidates because the DNC thought they could beat him lol

implying Trump's own retardation wasn't what got him constant airtime

Sent emails and literally shot Seth rich and Ben gazzi in the street. Duh.

i thought YouTube Facebook and Reddit did a good job of that.

Typical NPC wasting processing power on sportball smh

Lol he’s 100% correct!

Can a burger translate this for a eurofag pls?

Overmanaging instead of just letting the players play the game while they are on a hot streak

Watching the Dodgers/Red Sox final innings.

Of the World Series

It is amazing how a manager takes out a pitcher who is loose & dominating through almost 7 innings, Rich Hill of Dodgers,

and brings in nervous reliever(s) who get

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relief_pitcher

shellacked.

verb (used with object), shel·lacked, shel·lack·ing. to coat or treat with shellac. Slang . to defeat; trounce. to thrash soundly.

4 run lead gone.

Dodgers were up 4 to 0 and lost the game

Managers do it all the time, big mistake!

Thx for the insight into burger culture, didn’t expect a serious answer on /r/drama

No, he was right that the coach was a fool.

Everyone who replies to Trump tweets is a fucking retard. He does not fucking care and will never give in to the outrage, he’s just going to keep tweeting.

I don't think they reply thinking he will read it and get angry, I think they reply just looking for their 10 seconds of fame for 'dissing trump' like thats a hard thing to do at all.

And then some retard will repost it to /r/murderedbywords. It’ll be the end of zlompf now!

There was an article about the whole who reply to his tweets confirming this. The few who get blocked were either thinking of or already trying to sue him, because their livelihood literally depends on being beneath his posts on Twitter.

It's why I think it would be hilarious if he just switched to another platform, would be great to see countless blue checkmarks starving on the street as a result. Apparently even Twitter itself derives like 50% of its overall traffic from Trump and Trump-related things, he could singlehandedly drive them out of business if he wanted to.

- Unbelievable! STUPID manager, let them play!! STUPID

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_sighs_

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- Managers do it all the time. All the time. Believe me, big mistake. All th-

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- Okay grandpa, the games over. Let's get you back to the retirement home.

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Trump word is law!

I may be retarded too but damn at least I can watch a baseball game without people reminding me that I'm retarded