Well, the second dog was almost as big an emotional roller coaster as the first. I felt dirty for "cheating" on Max, who is now more of a "husband" in my heart than my ex ever was.
He’s still legally obligated to perform. The diss is that he must perform to an empty crowd. Ironically, the location can probably sell all the empty seats again.
Ja Rule is 5'9" and Lil Pump is 5'7" I don't know what sizes are the definition of Manlet, but I assumed it was 5'0"-6". I always thought it must be a smaller than average man.
For real? That's kind of crazy. Those on the high scale of 5'7-8" don't really have that 'manlet' look that I consider. I'm surprised they are grouped with dudes who would are 5'4" because they do look like you can put them in your pocket.
to be serious here, this manlet classification is more about riling up average dudes. 5.7 to 5.8 dudes is enough in the real world. (whereas in online dating, it can be a bit hard)
Okay. I am going to go ahead and stop you right there. Being misgendered can be extremely hurtful to the individual. It is a form of sexual harassment and sexism and has long term effects on the individual’s psyche.
You happened to get it right this time, but please be more aware in the future.
I wish he’d show up here and skull fuck you with facts and logic for being so hateful and hurting my feelings. I am literally shaking with anger right now.
Unfortunately it's impossible to just walk a few steps to these empty seats. So the spectators have to wait for the invention of legs to be able to do that.
Shows how out of touch Curtis is. Those seats will fill up the second the concert starts and people in the back realize they are empty. All he did was give the people attending a lot more room to dance and enjoy the music.
Exactly. More room to dance and the artist won't lose a dime. Win Win. Anytime Curtis wants to do this at a Phish show, please tell him to buy out the first ten rows. That would be awesome for everyone.
Awesome! I always thought it would be cool to wear those spandex outfits that are like onsies, but they are shorts with one strap across the shoulder. Like Andre The Giant wears. When people look at me funny I can just say "Don't worry, I'm a Manlet."
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1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-10-28
That was pretty funny
1 Van-Diemen 2018-10-28
Yeah, but it's not really a prank if you reveal the joke before it happens.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-10-28
He’s still legally obligated to perform. The diss is that he must perform to an empty crowd. Ironically, the location can probably sell all the empty seats again.
1 Van-Diemen 2018-10-28
Oh, right.
Well yeah it's just funny.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-10-28
Mmhmm, just like an NPC.
1 zenicaone 2018-10-28
yes just like an NPC.
1 nomad1c 2018-10-28
https://youtu.be/2IPAOxrH7Ro?t=43
1 plurpnslurp 2018-10-28
soyboy show
1 Sir_Meowstro 2018-10-28
that pic is this sub in a nutshell
1 slickyrickytickytavi 2018-10-28
The people will just move up.
1 MarkerSniffer 2018-10-28
Exactly
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-10-28
Has this been done before and is there footage?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-10-28
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-10-28
Well Ed in a fight between Ja Rule and a Lil Pump the winner would be...actually I don't know. Let's look at the stats.
Both are manlets, but Ja Rule is in better shape and some might argue had a better career.
On the other hand, Ja Rule will forever be known as a Tupac clone who's carrer was ended by a skinny mayo man.
1 Sexyblackfeet 2018-10-28
What skinny mayo man?
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-10-28
Eminem
1 OriginalRazzmatazz 2018-10-28
Kanye
1 KingWayneX 2018-10-28
It was fifty (fi'ty) though.
1 erichie 2018-10-28
Ja Rule is 5'9" and Lil Pump is 5'7" I don't know what sizes are the definition of Manlet, but I assumed it was 5'0"-6". I always thought it must be a smaller than average man.
1 Teh_Jews 2018-10-28
Found the manlet.
1 erichie 2018-10-28
What are Manlet sizes?
1 Sandor_at_the_Zoo 2018-10-28
How tall are you?
1 erichie 2018-10-28
I'm 6'1"
1 SlowFatHusky 2018-10-28
Now days, it's anything under 6'.
1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-10-28
Ja Rule is actually 5'6, he only says that he's 5'9
1 Roach-Master 2018-10-28
Ja Shapiro
1 VapeOnYourNape 2018-10-28
It’s actially anything below 6’.
1 erichie 2018-10-28
For real? That's kind of crazy. Those on the high scale of 5'7-8" don't really have that 'manlet' look that I consider. I'm surprised they are grouped with dudes who would are 5'4" because they do look like you can put them in your pocket.
1 VapeOnYourNape 2018-10-28
I don't make the rules, sorry.
1 tritter211 2018-10-28
to be serious here, this manlet classification is more about riling up average dudes. 5.7 to 5.8 dudes is enough in the real world. (whereas in online dating, it can be a bit hard)
1 Ennui2778 2018-10-28
The winner is society.
1 FashBasher3000 2018-10-28
Wow, you are extremely racist. I am reporting this comment to r/againsthatesubreddits.
1 shallowm 2018-10-28
Shut the fuck up, white boy.
1 fernguts 2018-10-28
Wow, you are extremely ageist. I am reporting this comment to r/againsthatesubreddits.
1 nomad1c 2018-10-28
Wow, you are extremely ableist. I am reporting this comment to r/againsthatesubreddits.
1 FashBasher3000 2018-10-28
Okay. I am going to go ahead and stop you right there. Being misgendered can be extremely hurtful to the individual. It is a form of sexual harassment and sexism and has long term effects on the individual’s psyche.
You happened to get it right this time, but please be more aware in the future.
1 shallowm 2018-10-28
Shut the fuck up, white boy.
1 FashBasher3000 2018-10-28
Where is u/n8thegr8 when you need him?
He is basically the Ben Shapiro of the left.
I wish he’d show up here and skull fuck you with facts and logic for being so hateful and hurting my feelings. I am literally shaking with anger right now.
1 shallowm 2018-10-28
Sorry the truth hurts your little-girl feelings, white boy.
1 geraldo42 2018-10-28
/u/n8thegr8 is on the whitelist idiots. I'm sure he enjoys the attention.
1 Roach-Master 2018-10-28
how does it feel to have your username become a meme?
1 kiru-kokujin17 2018-10-28
how does one view the whitelist?
1 geraldo42 2018-10-28
You can't, it's an autmod config page. Basically it's just the /r/drama mods and a few admins. And like 50 other people.
1 JurijFedorov 2018-10-28
Unfortunately it's impossible to just walk a few steps to these empty seats. So the spectators have to wait for the invention of legs to be able to do that.
1 Hayleycakes2009 2018-10-28
Im honestly surprised the seats weren't already empty anyways
1 newcomer_ts 2018-10-28
That’s why I enrolled at Everest College.
1 cultsarebad 2018-10-28
Shows how out of touch Curtis is. Those seats will fill up the second the concert starts and people in the back realize they are empty. All he did was give the people attending a lot more room to dance and enjoy the music.
1 KarstaaMauka 2018-10-28
But there will be 200 fewer people attending the show.
1 cultsarebad 2018-10-28
Exactly. More room to dance and the artist won't lose a dime. Win Win. Anytime Curtis wants to do this at a Phish show, please tell him to buy out the first ten rows. That would be awesome for everyone.
1 Dextro420x 2018-10-28
In this case it’s win win win win
1 LightUmbra 2018-10-28
And just as much cash in his wallet.
1 SeattleFingers 2018-10-28
lmao this nigga can't even read
1 King_Drumpf 2018-10-28
When you're so rich, you can throw away thousands of dollars just to spite someone.
1 ToTheNintieth 2018-10-28
Didn't he file for bankruptcy?
1 christianity_is_vile 2018-10-28
Yeah “bankruptcy” not real bankruptcy
1 Lysis10 2018-10-28
yeah $32 million in debt and poof erased and is now buying 200 tickets to a concert to troll his nemesis.
1 JumbledFun 2018-10-28
Lol how did he fuck that up? He made like a half bill off the vitamin water sale
1 LightUmbra 2018-10-28
Because he's retarded.
1 Gnarwhalrus 2018-10-28
IIRC at one point he was a rich guy pretending to be a poor guy who was pretending to be a rich guy
1 markspankity 2018-10-28
Maybe he's just a ticket scalper lmao
1 hailhydrofoil 2018-10-28
He was trying to pretend he was broke because he got sued by Rick Ross' ex for tweeting her nudes.
1 ToTheNintieth 2018-10-28
50 being a dick in social media is always fun
1 KarstaaMauka 2018-10-28
3k is pretty cheap for the attention that he got.
1 KingNothing305 2018-10-28
Nice prank 50 cent you gave 3000 dollars to Ja Rule, that'll show him you got him so good. This mother fucker is too stupid to have money.
1 MG87 2018-10-28
So that money still goes to Ja. Good job, Fity
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-10-28
jfc rap wars are so pussified now.
1 ThrasymachianJustice 2018-10-28
50 cent about, well, fifty times as relevant as Ja Rule. At least the average kid knows who the hell 50 cent is
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-10-28
These days I honestly don't think so
1 ThrasymachianJustice 2018-10-28
you think Ja Rule is move relevant than 50 cent?
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-10-28
No, today neither of them are at all
1 ThrasymachianJustice 2018-10-28
Yeah but my point is the average person has heard candy shop or da club before
50 cent is a “pop culture” rapper
1 KingWayneX 2018-10-28
My kid knows who ja rule is cause I always make fun of him. Doubt he knows who fitty is.
1 Pocahotmess86 2018-10-28
So he just gave Ja Rule 3,000 dollars. That’ll show him!
1 PositiveMouse 2018-10-28
Fucking Chelsea Handler is still the gayest thing 50 has ever done
1 erichie 2018-10-28
Awesome! I always thought it would be cool to wear those spandex outfits that are like onsies, but they are shorts with one strap across the shoulder. Like Andre The Giant wears. When people look at me funny I can just say "Don't worry, I'm a Manlet."
1 erichie 2018-10-28
Someone said Ja Rule is really 5'6" and he does have that Manlet look to him.