Doublepost, seriouspost, "every comment is part of a grand formal debate" autism, and the cherry on top: being a fucking weeb. Great comment, man! I got a bingo with just this post here, using my free square of course.
Lmao, imagine caring so much about disagreeing with an internet stranger that you have to look through their profile to find arguments. Like, is it a reddit thing or just r/drama? Cause not even the basic cunts on imgur were that autistic and I already had this happen two or three times here in the last week since I started browsing this cesspool. Like really man, this is some facebook incel stalker type of shit brrrrrr yikes.
And blame the doubleposts on reddit's average american iq level servers...get it? It's cause they're constantly going down.
Also don't even try to pretend like everyone here isn't trying to push their agenda in every comment. You could hide behind however many levels of irony or pretend autism you want, you're still a seriousposting lil' beta crying about seriousposting in one comment while seriously arguing with divine rage in the other.
On that thread, they literally told me that you should be signing a waiver before each time you have sex with anyone to prove that you two are both consenting before starting to get frisky. I wonder if they've ever tried to be sexual with anyone, lol.
It depends on you and the wife. For me I could fuck my wife while she's sleeping no problem, she'd probably just wake and blow her disgusting morrning breath in my face if she wants me to stop.
Last weekend, I woke up again to him trying to get his dick in me, he froze until I acted like I was still asleep, I wanted to see how far this was going to go. I pretended to sleep and wake up 3 different times, everytime I "woke up" he pulled out, heart racing and held me in position real tight until I fell back asleep, finally he finished all over me and went to get up to get a towel and I said.... was that good for you? HE TRIED TO ACT LIKE HE WAS ASLEEP!!! I told him I was awake the whole time and asked why he did that and why he thought it was okay. His answer...I was horny, it wont happen again.
Her husband is a grade A sperg.
He didn't even ask her, if she was okay with that. And he's trying to be sneaky about it, like a complete retard.
Well to be clear, some couples think they have advanced consent. IE they'll think it's ok if she says, "hey, I'm into this and you have my permission to go to pound town while I'm unconscious/passed out/comatose/incapacitated." That is a kink...and also rape in almost every jurisdiction I'm aware of.
Being sneaky just confirms, "ah yep. That's a kinky raping."
Not to sound like a fag (despite a history of posting on drama and finding some men attractive) but if this isn't a bs story, this is definitely rape. You need the other partner to consent. I'm confused why is she pretending to be asleep while her retard partner rapes her and thinking a weeklong silent treatment is the appropriate response.
Their whole relationship sounds autistic and retarded if its even real but she needs to go talk to family and friends, or professionals and not get life advice from reddit.
Same...I'mma agree with this. Not only that but there have been a few serial killers in the state of CA alone who would rape women in such a way and when they finally got caught and police searched their homes, they would often have video tapes of the serial rapist doing the exact same thing to the wife. There's a good chance he's doing this to other women.
Because serial rapists also rape their wives doesn't mean everyone who rapes their wife is also a serial rapist. Maybe there's more of a chance that this dude is a serial rapist than your average person, but what the actual chance is would be pretty hard to gauge.
In all my years I have yet to see somebody post their fucked up situation on one of these relationship subs who actually did anything reasonable or smart before posting. Guess that's the kind of person who posts their problems on reddit
According to Islamic law (the law that is relevant in this situation), a wife cannot subvert her husband's right to make use of her. Believing otherwise is a neo-Nazi position.
and thinking a weeklong silent treatment is the appropriate response.
Probably that's why the problem wasn't properly discussed in the first place and now they're asking for relationship advice, but then the internet just swarms her with "you should get him jailed".
If there is one thing this whole thing proved, it's that relationship_advice sucks at giving relationship advice.
Its sad when this sub provides better and more concise relationship advice than the autistic sub that is dedicated to it. Also petition to redirect all relationship advice posts to r/drama
I used to have a girlfriend that would often suck me off as I slept - not that it kept me asleep for long. This was especially frequent after we had both had a few drinks and would always end up with us having sex. Should I assume that we were therefore guilty of raping each other?
Morally and legally speaking there is such a thing as reasonable believe that this person would have consented if they were awake and so on, and this matter.
“Married man is a rapist for fucking his sleeping wife”
This is beyond hilarious.
Imagine this for a second: a guy posts about how his wife raped him because she gave him a blowjob without his consent, how could she! She even made him cum in her mouth and swallowed it all! He’s been violated by his own wife!!!
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-28
Don't even try to kinkshame me. My kinks are my business.
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1 foxdodgingbans 2018-10-28
sentience confirmation
1 ineed750bucks 2018-10-28
Both the turing test and the empathy test passed at the same time. Amazing.
1 SageKnows 2018-10-28
Confirmed to be a sentient rapist
1 SlackBabo 2018-10-28
That settles that
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2018-10-28
Is that even a question? This is 2018, all sex between a man and a woman is now rape.
1 Uttarmanav2 2018-10-28
T. Andrea Dworkin
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-10-28
I agree
1 transoceanicdeath 2018-10-28
my dad unironically owns "woman hating" by andrea dworkin. can you imagine how my life has been going?
1 Uttarmanav2 2018-10-28
T. Andrea Dworkin
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-10-28
I disagree
1 ineed750bucks 2018-10-28
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1 GrenouilleLaide 2018-10-28
Doublepost, seriouspost, "every comment is part of a grand formal debate" autism, and the cherry on top: being a fucking weeb. Great comment, man! I got a bingo with just this post here, using my free square of course.
1 ineed750bucks 2018-10-28
Lmao, imagine caring so much about disagreeing with an internet stranger that you have to look through their profile to find arguments. Like, is it a reddit thing or just r/drama? Cause not even the basic cunts on imgur were that autistic and I already had this happen two or three times here in the last week since I started browsing this cesspool. Like really man, this is some facebook incel stalker type of shit brrrrrr yikes.
And blame the doubleposts on reddit's average american iq level servers...get it? It's cause they're constantly going down.
Also don't even try to pretend like everyone here isn't trying to push their agenda in every comment. You could hide behind however many levels of irony or pretend autism you want, you're still a seriousposting lil' beta crying about seriousposting in one comment while seriously arguing with divine rage in the other.
1 PositiveMouse 2018-10-28
ShillBot nomination please
1 ineed750bucks 2018-10-28
Oh shit, I'll be honoured
1 GrenouilleLaide 2018-10-28
Now this is the kind of high IQ post I can get behind. I was wrong about you, Spergie-kun. (゜o゜;
1 ineed750bucks 2018-10-28
Suck my giant uncircumsised half russian half jewish dick
1 ineed750bucks 2018-10-28
Faget-sempai UwU
1 SageKnows 2018-10-28
Woke af comment
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-10-28
Pegging tho
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2018-10-28
That's the rapiest of them all.
1 Zhuinden 2018-10-28
On that thread, they literally told me that you should be signing a waiver before each time you have sex with anyone to prove that you two are both consenting before starting to get frisky. I wonder if they've ever tried to be sexual with anyone, lol.
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2018-10-28
You'd have to sign waivers every few seconds since it's supposed to be ongoing too.
1 Zhuinden 2018-10-28
I wonder if that's a kink on its own.
1 slaytina44 2018-10-28
but it can be so hot
1 thedicktwist 2018-10-28
It depends on you and the wife. For me I could fuck my wife while she's sleeping no problem, she'd probably just wake and blow her disgusting morrning breath in my face if she wants me to stop.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-10-28
Bait af 🎣🎣🎣
1 trilateral1 2018-10-28
Her husband is a grade A sperg.
He didn't even ask her, if she was okay with that. And he's trying to be sneaky about it, like a complete retard.
1 Crusader_1096_2 2018-10-28
He pulled a little sneaky on her.
1 ineed750bucks 2018-10-28
Meh.
1 CptJoiJoi 2018-10-28
Oi bruv just trying a cheeky wank using your vagina chill out yah kunt
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-10-28
Legally, yes.
1 ILieToCaptchas 2018-10-28
Morally too honestly. Especially if you are trying ti be sneaky and freeze when they wake up, probably means you know they dont want it
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-10-28
Well to be clear, some couples think they have advanced consent. IE they'll think it's ok if she says, "hey, I'm into this and you have my permission to go to pound town while I'm unconscious/passed out/comatose/incapacitated." That is a kink...and also rape in almost every jurisdiction I'm aware of.
Being sneaky just confirms, "ah yep. That's a kinky raping."
1 PositiveMouse 2018-10-28
Not to sound like a fag (despite a history of posting on drama and finding some men attractive) but if this isn't a bs story, this is definitely rape. You need the other partner to consent. I'm confused why is she pretending to be asleep while her retard partner rapes her and thinking a weeklong silent treatment is the appropriate response.
Their whole relationship sounds autistic and retarded if its even real but she needs to go talk to family and friends, or professionals and not get life advice from reddit.
1 Signedupforthisshit2 2018-10-28
Same...I'mma agree with this. Not only that but there have been a few serial killers in the state of CA alone who would rape women in such a way and when they finally got caught and police searched their homes, they would often have video tapes of the serial rapist doing the exact same thing to the wife. There's a good chance he's doing this to other women.
1 transoceanicdeath 2018-10-28
Because serial rapists also rape their wives doesn't mean everyone who rapes their wife is also a serial rapist. Maybe there's more of a chance that this dude is a serial rapist than your average person, but what the actual chance is would be pretty hard to gauge.
1 KokomoOReily 2018-10-28
In all my years I have yet to see somebody post their fucked up situation on one of these relationship subs who actually did anything reasonable or smart before posting. Guess that's the kind of person who posts their problems on reddit
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-10-28
The real faggotry is fucking a woman
1 UmmahSultan 2018-10-28
According to Islamic law (the law that is relevant in this situation), a wife cannot subvert her husband's right to make use of her. Believing otherwise is a neo-Nazi position.
1 ksatriamelayu 2018-10-28
Neo Nazis love Sharia since 2017, bud.
1 carnivoreinyeg 2018-10-28
Bro, it doesn't make you sound like a fag to say women need to consent to have sex, otherwise you're just committing a rape.
1 Zhuinden 2018-10-28
Probably that's why the problem wasn't properly discussed in the first place and now they're asking for relationship advice, but then the internet just swarms her with "you should get him jailed".
If there is one thing this whole thing proved, it's that relationship_advice sucks at giving relationship advice.
1 MzCherryBlossom 2018-10-28
You need consent or the conversation that sex can be initiated when you’re sleeping. If you said no, then it’s marital rape.
1 PositiveMouse 2018-10-28
Its sad when this sub provides better and more concise relationship advice than the autistic sub that is dedicated to it. Also petition to redirect all relationship advice posts to r/drama
1 MzCherryBlossom 2018-10-28
I’m all up for that last part. I’ll get to rp as relationships expert.
1 eganist 2018-10-28
It hit /r/all. Whenever it hits /r/all we start getting all the crazy comments; until then the comments tend to be pretty reasonable.
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-10-28
Jeez how dare he interrupt her sleep. /s
1 ClaimedBeauty 2018-10-28
I’ve told my SO that if he can have his way with me without waking me up to go for it but I’ll be mad if he wakes me up.
Context is important.
1 Alimentas 2018-10-28
Kill yourself.
1 Scopejack 2018-10-28
I used to have a girlfriend that would often suck me off as I slept - not that it kept me asleep for long. This was especially frequent after we had both had a few drinks and would always end up with us having sex. Should I assume that we were therefore guilty of raping each other?
1 ConfuseTheJews 2018-10-28
No you raped her
If she starts riding you while you're asleep with the morning or nighttime wood, that's rape too
1 ILieToCaptchas 2018-10-28
Morally and legally speaking there is such a thing as reasonable believe that this person would have consented if they were awake and so on, and this matter.
1 QinEmperor 2018-10-28
This post is fake as fuck. What retard honestly goes through this and decides to post it on /r/relationship_advice? Bait worked pretty well tho.
1 HicksLV426 2018-10-28
“Married man is a rapist for fucking his sleeping wife”
This is beyond hilarious.
Imagine this for a second: a guy posts about how his wife raped him because she gave him a blowjob without his consent, how could she! She even made him cum in her mouth and swallowed it all! He’s been violated by his own wife!!!
1 Plague-Lord 2018-10-28
Femoid answer: if the husband is your average joe, its rape. If he's a Chad, its the plot of a romance novel.
1 transoceanicdeath 2018-10-28