/r/LegalAdviceUK receives plea for help from a manchild who had his retarded emergency 999 call published by the police on Facebook. He called them cause he claims he didn't want to pay 3 pennies extra for fuel. Mods have to lock the sub to hold back the lynchmob.

1  2018-10-28 by miraoister

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That entire subreddit is a cesspool. It's like a sewer that empties directly into a stagnant pond.

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/u/righttoprivacyuk, this is the greatest debate since those people couldnt decide how old that football player was.

https://www.sportsjoe.ie/football/two-arsenal-fans-engage-in-possibly-the-best-twitter-argument-of-all-time-28446

using that defence I'd say the petrol is still 10 pounds until it becomes 20 pounds.

I aint a lawyer or anything though.

How did my people get conquered by these cretins 😢

Which people? Pajeets?

that was probably centuries ago before the inbreeding really kicked in

It's not even that he didn't want to pay 3 pennies extra, he wanted to pay 3 pennies less because he didn't want to carry change from 10$

btw whats with his accent, what part of the UK is it?

Sounds south, thats where they say things like 'innit blud' and 'wagwan'

actualy Im being a cunt I already know the answer, I was hoping someone points out its a British Asian accent, implying he is a crook or dumb.

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Hi BOLA! You are on LegalAdviceUK.

Listen, it's not that I don't love you, but I'm gonna !lock this thread because it's Friday night in the UK and I can't be here all night moderating the insanity y'all bring. I'm too busy playing RDR2.

Modicide WHEN?

I'm too busy playing RDR2.

Acceptable excuse IMO.

Damn my slow internet. I had it downloading 12 hours ago and it’s only 53% downloaded. The dinosaurs 🦖 might return before it downloads

Check and see if it needs disk 2, it may be stuck because of that.

Nah online download in bumfuck nowhere Tennessee. Its just that slow

The Dino’s 🦖 will deliver high speed Internet to us all!

One day and one day soon my friend

RDR2

Honestly he should make the sub into a RDR2 fan zone and let the mob go wild

I can't be here all night moderating the insanity y'all bring. I'm too busy playing RDR2.

What the fuck even Britbongs are saying this now? Y'allocaust when?

BOLA is cancer so his reaction is 100% justified

“Great” Britain.

The absolute state of Britbongs. I bet its a whole country of people calling the police for customer service.

...and the police can't even shoot them.

"Petrol". "Shopkeeper". That weird E looking thing. What the fuck is this shit, looks like fucking baby talk.

How could you bother the police with this bullshit? They have butter knives to confiscate.