1 2018-10-30 by Lostx22
1 BussyShillBot 2018-10-30
I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief. “Bad news, detective. We got a situation.” “What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?” “Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.” The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-30
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1 zxcv1992 2018-10-30
Alex Jones truly is a national treasure
1 thedicktwist 2018-10-30
He was so hot when he was a body builder before he got fat and lost his hairline :(
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2018-10-30
Ah yes, the firm, tanned blimp aesthetic.
1 SeattleFingers 2018-10-30
Some girls like a little squeak squeak in the bedroom.
1 1963730399 2018-10-30
[wipes face]
[adjusts hair]
1 MG87 2018-10-30
[Shoves a butt plug up his ass]
Trying too hard, famalam
It worked for Gavin McIness
lmao
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-10-30
How has this guy not managed to keel over from a stroke or heart attack yet? Maybe the virility pills work.
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2018-10-30
He just exists in a perpetual state of constantly stroking out. Somehow his body has adapted.
1 Spookybooks2 2018-10-30
So he is like the deadpool of retarded people?
1 thrillhouze- 2018-10-30
He has Three Stooges Syndrome
1 shitpersonality 2018-10-30
Every time Alex Jones strokes out, Steve Bannon drags his full rigor mortis corpse back into the Lazarus Pit.
1 myshl0ng 2018-10-30
I hope he lives forever
1 sodomcel 2018-10-30
i miss him bros
They took this from you.
Then told you that Trevor Noah was just as good.
1 VioletBroregarde 2018-10-30
I love watching the wheels spin up at the beginning of the video, it takes like 5 seconds before his body language catches up with his voice
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1 BussyShillBot 2018-10-30
I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief. “Bad news, detective. We got a situation.” “What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?” “Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.” The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-30
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1 zxcv1992 2018-10-30
Alex Jones truly is a national treasure
1 thedicktwist 2018-10-30
He was so hot when he was a body builder before he got fat and lost his hairline :(
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2018-10-30
Ah yes, the firm, tanned blimp aesthetic.
1 SeattleFingers 2018-10-30
Some girls like a little squeak squeak in the bedroom.
1 1963730399 2018-10-30
[wipes face]
1 SeattleFingers 2018-10-30
[adjusts hair]
1 MG87 2018-10-30
[Shoves a butt plug up his ass]
1 SeattleFingers 2018-10-30
Trying too hard, famalam
1 MG87 2018-10-30
It worked for Gavin McIness
1 SeattleFingers 2018-10-30
lmao
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-10-30
How has this guy not managed to keel over from a stroke or heart attack yet? Maybe the virility pills work.
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2018-10-30
He just exists in a perpetual state of constantly stroking out. Somehow his body has adapted.
1 Spookybooks2 2018-10-30
So he is like the deadpool of retarded people?
1 thrillhouze- 2018-10-30
He has Three Stooges Syndrome
1 shitpersonality 2018-10-30
Every time Alex Jones strokes out, Steve Bannon drags his full rigor mortis corpse back into the Lazarus Pit.
1 myshl0ng 2018-10-30
I hope he lives forever
1 sodomcel 2018-10-30
i miss him bros
1 SeattleFingers 2018-10-30
They took this from you.
Then told you that Trevor Noah was just as good.
1 VioletBroregarde 2018-10-30
I love watching the wheels spin up at the beginning of the video, it takes like 5 seconds before his body language catches up with his voice