Manchild forced to clean his room after lawsuit was thrown out by Ecuadorean judge

1  2018-10-30 by POST_BUSSY

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1  BussyShillBot 2018-10-30

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1  RyuunDragon 2018-10-30

Sentient

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1  RyuunDragon 2018-10-30

Does anybody care about wikileaks man anymore? Nobody's mentioned him in two years

1  SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-10-30

Watching his descent into insanity was interesting at least.

1  SeattleFingers 2018-10-30

Nah, Americans at large don't care about Yemen/Syria/etc and instead would rather try to "piece together" something fun and exciting like pizzagate.

1  pepperouchau 2018-10-30

His cat is cute

1  sfox2488 2018-10-30

I mean the FSB...

1  dratamard2 2018-10-30

imagine being a 47 yo NEET and knowing if u ever try to fix ur life and go outside some burger at a desk 1000s miles away is gonna drone ur ass šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

1  ATissu 2018-10-30

the democrats successfully discredited him (muh russian tool, he posted shit about OUR side). so just forget about all the pretty important stuff wikileaks leaked because he dared posting Russian provided data.

Assange should've been a patriot and not post data given to him by russia, even though he isn't even American. The source is obviously more important than the content!

1  AgreeableFruit 2018-10-30

this but unironically.

1  itsCaffeine 2018-10-30

Wikileaks Man

Literally who

1  NoMorePoliticsFor_Me 2018-10-30

They include paying for his food, medical care and laundry, taking care of his cat, keeping the parts of the embassy he uses clean

So literally being a functioning human being?

1  Whaddaulookinat 2018-10-30

For real, that cat is the true victim here. The embassy workers felt so bad for it they started caring for it

1  HairyHeron 2018-10-30

He's turned into a basement dwelling neckbeard

1  Zykium 2018-10-30

Turned into?

1  BeastTrinity 2018-10-30

Literally this. Also, this, because I came here to say this, logging in just to upvote this. I know this will never be seen but I found this gem that will be downvoted to hell/buried but I have an upvote for you, good sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar, you magnificent bastard. Someone give this man Reddit Gold because, Ann Frankly, I did Nazi that coming. That escalated quickly, so to the top with you, because I lost it at this post, because this is why we can't have nice things.

In other words, faith in humanity restored, whoa / mind = blown. Also, many tears were shed cutting onions because I know that feel bro. It hit right in the feels while being a risky click. Yep, nailed it because of you. I like you. I regret that I only have one upvote to give, because they cost around tree fiddy. But I was not disappointed.

Wait, why do I have you tagged as this post is tagged? What did I just read? Dafaq? How is this WTF? Seriously, YOU HAD ONE JOB. And because of this, I can't fap to this. It's totally not my cakeday, so whatever you're doing, stahp. For science.

Okay, that's enough internet for me today. -2/10 would not bang or even hug. Really, what is this I don't even... /r/circlejerk must be leaking. Better lawyer up, delete my Facebook, and hit the gym... Said no one ever. I do have the weirdest boner right now, though. However, directions were unclear, as my dick is now stuck in my own mouth, as I laughed much harder than I should have. It's almost like Reddit is thousands of different people with thousands of different opinions. But, get ready for this. Plot twist: Step one: be attractive. Step two: don't be unattractive. Can confirm, I am attractive. I have two broken arms, a combox, a pair of cumboxers, a great jolly rancher, my cat Wednesday, a bag of Doritos, Colby, a bad case of Dagobah (Ass Injection Infection), a hambeast, a shitfisting potato, and vaginal bacon.

Edit: wow I can't believe my top comment is about potentially being on the front page, even though it wasn't my first post. Thanks guys! Obligatory front page edit is over.

1  LongPostBot 2018-10-30

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1  G_reth 2018-10-30

Yes, yes it did.

1  better_bot 2018-10-30

Leave that poor cat alone!

1  UrMumsMyPassword 2018-10-30

fuck a swedish roastie without a condom and get cucked into asylum

a Chad never would've let this happen šŸ˜‚

1  itsCaffeine 2018-10-30

Dude became a NEET god in the Ecuadorian embassy

1  ip_127_0_0_1 2018-10-30

He's still treating pussy badly

1  Shark_life 2018-10-30

If he pushes this too far the only pussy he's ever had contact with all his life would be taken away from him.

1  GoblinThief 2018-10-30

Does he even have an income to pay for food and medical care? Or are they hoping he runs out of money so they can have an excuse to kick him out

1  -Mopsus- 2018-10-30

i'm sure a portion of the money people donate to wikileaks goes toward paying for his tendies

1  Xenepa 2018-10-30

I hope he didn't spend all 25 million dollars on food xD

1  mukumukum10 2018-10-30

Thanks to paypal banning him and cutting off his income, he was forced to switch off to bitcoin donations and ended up getting thousands of bitcoins at a time they were worth nothing. The same donations, most of which he probably kept, are now worth in millions of dollars, so I don't believe he has to worry about income.

1  Women-Warriors 2018-10-30

I don't know why Ecuador continues to house this fucking human trash pile to be honest. He's a rapist a Russian spy and a racist I don't really understand what value he is to them.

1  Psyman2 2018-10-30

He's also a NEET, barely showers and demands free food while freeloading.

I'm surprised the alt-right and tankies aren't fighting to death over who gets to use him as their mascot.

1  Redactor0 2018-10-30

I think they made an impulsive decision to take him in, and after that the president didn't want to be embarrassed by backing down and kicking him out. But now they've got a new president who doesn't have to be patient with his bullshit.

1  wtfuxlolwut 2018-10-30

What's wrong with any of those things?

1  JamesRobotoMD 2018-10-30

Iā€™m actually a little surprised that Assange is not on that Professor Memerson train.

1  ComedicSans 2018-10-30

Julian Assange will never admit anyone other than Julian Assange warrants attention.

1  AlveolarPressure 2018-10-30

Not going outside in years probably isn't very good for the ol mental health.

1  Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-30

Someone send Lobster Man to help him clean his room and own the post modernists epic style xD

1  thrillhouze- 2018-10-30

The crossover episode none of us really wanted.

1  SeattleFingers 2018-10-30

Dude's been living in a room for years now.

His kids have grown up, his wife had moved on, and he's probably jerked it yo every porno on the internet at least 2-3 times.

Dude Bussy lmao

1  RyuunDragon 2018-10-30

Taking bets on how many times he's fucked his cat without anyone noticing.

1  ComedicSans 2018-10-30

without anyone noticing

Including the cat.

1  Somenakedguy 2018-10-30

Sounds like the embassy staff noticed

1  jruss71 2018-10-30

Somebody get him some clippers

1  1029384756-mk2 2018-10-30

They include paying for his food, medical care and laundry, taking care of his cat, keeping the parts of the embassy he uses clean, and obtaining prior authorization for visitors.

That's all?

Seriously?

This is what all the fuss was about?

He threw a shitfit because they asked him to be the bare minimum of a medium functioning neet?

1  1029384756-mk2 2018-10-30

They include paying for his food, medical care and laundry, taking care of his cat, keeping the parts of the embassy he uses clean, and obtaining prior authorization for visitors.

That's all?

Seriously?

This is what all the fuss was about?

He threw a shitfit because they asked him to be the bare minimum of a medium functioning basement neet?

1  Singulaire 2018-10-30

A legal victory for lobster daddy.