Yawn, another brigade from Drama? They must be tired of disrespecting the trans community or creeping on underage children if they're willing to shit on a wholesome subreddit that actually does something to help others.
I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.
I remember arguing during the Kavanaugh/Moore scandals that faking this stuff is hard. Going around and asking random women to make up accusations is pants on head idiotic because it just takes just one woman coming forward and saying how you offered her money to lie to undermine your whole campaign. These galaxy brains didn’t think this through at all.
because it just takes just one woman coming forward and saying how you offered her money to lie to undermine your whole campaign
not really true unless you're a retard who creates or allows the creation of evidence/records of the transaction. the thing is, rape accusations are true unless proven false while conspiracy accusations are false unless proven true
Everything you think you know about women is a lie.
More to the point. Women, strictly speaking, do not exist.
What do I mean by this?
Consider the following.
If you will.
What's the first thing you think of when you think of women? You know, besides their obnoxious, bitchy, hen pecking personalities. Chances are it's either the tits or the pussy, right?
Let's just focus on the tits for now. That's probably the easiest way in. There's easy way to explain this or how I know it, but trust me I have my sources (I have QAnon level security clearence). Breasts are not what you think they are.
You think of tits. You think "mammaries" and "milk" right? You've probably even seen some tits shoot milk out on the internet or in real life, so it's never even crossed your mind to question it. But appearances are deceiving.
Every time. Especially in this case.
What I'm getting at is that those things you think are boobs, aren't actually boobs at all--they're just giant balls that girls have on their chests. That's right.
All women have giant oversized testicles on their chests.
Let that sink in.
but anon what the fuck does that have to do with anything
It has everything to do with everything. Think about this. What is the ratio of your ball size to your dick size? Now increase the size of the balls to the size of an average set of what you THINK are a roasties "mammaries" and think about what that does to the size of the dick that needs to go along with those balls...
Is it all coming together yet?
WOMEN
ARE
GIANT
INVERTED
PENISES
Some of you normies might be thinking about shilling in this thread and saying something like
but anon, there's no way that's true I had sex with a girl and she had a bussy and it was rockin dood xD WRONG
Girls don't exist. You had sex with a giant upside down penis. You literally put your dick inside of a giant dick. It would have been even less gay to fuck a full blown dude in the ass, let alone a trap--but that's completely beside the point.
You might be thinking to yourself at this point
how could you possibly tell if girls are giant inverted penises instead of just girls if the look exactly like girls and never do anything a giant penis would do? EXACTLY
This is what we in the agencies call a "double-blind perfect disguise." It's supposed to be theoretically impossible to construct one artificially, but the basic premise is that it's a disguise that is so good that there is literally no way to tell the difference between the disguise and the thing wearing it. No way that is...until IT DECIDES TO TAKE THE DISGUISE OFF
Let that sink in for a moment...
Are you paying attention yet?
Anyways, here's how we know that women are actually just giant inverted penises.
Several years ago a certain strain of parasite was identified by Soviet Scientists who weren't allowed to marry or have sex at all for state security reasons. The parasite was only able to be extracted from live samples of married men in the pineal gland during secret Soviet vivisection experiments that had to remain concealed for obvious ethical reasons.
As a result of this research it was eventually uncovered that, on the night of the honeymoon, women lure the man into bed alone and then spray a prodigious amount of semen containing the parasite all over the man.
After that it's unclear what happens, but it appears that the parasite takes over complete control of the thoughts and memories of the man. Alterations in the electromagnetic resonances of the man's brainscans also seem to correspond to this. The man then becomes basically a dummy that can be controlled at the complete leisure of the woman. This is every man who has ever gotten married loses their soul--they LITERALLY lose it
Good for you! Its said that women can't be funny, but it looks like you have found some great pasta that proves the naysayers wrong
At first glance, you'd think she was sperging out, but the humor is subtle
dizzy broads
Roasties, amirite.
Making fun of some woman's flappy vagina is not acceptable when talking with me.
Every woman is a sexy intelligent, strong and brave goddess, who is doing emotional labor that men can't even comprehend with their limited minds and crude thoughts
Say 10 yasss qweeens and repent your sins, xer (that is because I'm not assuming your gender)
Hey Michael, it's Derek, from the INCEL Support group you frequent. Noticed we haven't seen you for the past few meetings, what gives? You haven't gone and lost that V-card on us have you? JK of course you haven't haha look at you. Anyway I'll see you at the next one, it's your turn to bring snacks! That Soylent stuff you like is okay this time but make sure it's not warm again! Cya later bud!
The FBI knew of the hoax last week and now the DDF retards are trying to push the story today after it came out that Mueller told the FBI already. That little fuckface Wohl tried to #metoo Mueller with a GOP lobbyist paying women off. He must really want senpai's attention if he's willing to rack up more charges before he's sentenced for being a thief. He's still not getting a pardon.
A trumpet who is already in trouble for some securities fraud by 20 with his dad as his lawyer and obsessively praises trunp on twitter and who’s been gunning to try to get a pardon from him.
A company called “Surefire Intelligence” has ties to this Mueller smear.
Jacob Wohl denied having ties to Surefire. Surefire’s official phone number redirects to a voicemail box registered to Jacob’s mom.
[…]
Jacob gave us comment at first, but went quiet when we told him Surefire Intelligence’s phone number redirected to a voicemail account registered to his mom.
When you try to commit conspiracy against the FBI on mommy's cell phone plan 😂😂😂
Either the right bought into its own propaganda that it's super easy to frame people for sexual assault or it actually is super easy and they are just this retarded and incompetent.
There are many reasons why he should not have been put on the court, from his poor ethics to his terrible demeanor while testifying. But drunkenly groping a girl during his crazy party days really isn't a reason to get disqualified. It isn't a moral thing to due, but something that happened 30+ years ago that wasn't a serious crime like murder or rape is water under the bridge. As usual, though, the Dems picked the idpol avenue of attack and failed miserably.
For someone who probably thinks only black and hispanic people commit crimes, Jacob "securities fraud" Wohl sure seems to have engaged in a lot of criminal activity in his 14 or whatever years on this earth.
Yup, him and his fake intelligence (lol) company Surefire Intelligence. He, uh, very cleverly added some filters to pictures of celebrities and created faked linked in profiles with them to show that his company was very much real, and founded by a man who appears to be Jacob Wohl with the contrast and brightness turned way up, but is definitely not Jacob Wohl. Like a good intelligence operative he also registered the domain to Surefire Intelligence's website using his own email. Oh and the company's phone number goes to his mom. No one would be able to connect the dots!
But don't worry! Now that he knows the FBI is investigating he is just deleting the evidence! He's got the FBI right where he wants them...
How can somebody be this fucking incompetent? The kid probably got the best education money can buy, gets involved with schemes that require some level of domain knowledge, and still makes these hilariously dumb blunders.
He has no intelligence training whatsoever. He just started a company and pretended it's an intelligence agency the same way Lucy pretends to be a psychiatrist and charges Charlie Brown a nickel for therapy.
20 year old fraud and a dude who was shot and run over by his own PI vs the FBI. Those FBI boys are in over their heads. This timeline is less believable than most porn.
I have shared this before but no action was taken. This feels like a safespace to share again #metoo
I am writing with information relevant in evaluating the current nominee to r/Drama Moderators. As a dramanaut, I expect that you will maintain this as confidential until we have further opportunity to speak.
Ed ButteredToast physically and sexually assaulted me during high school in the early 1980's. He conducted these acts with the assistance of his close friend, Darq Wolff.
Both were 1-2 years older than me and students at a local private school. The assault occurred in a suburban Maryland area home at a gathering that included me and 4 others.
Ed physically pushed me into a bedroom as I was headed for a bathroom up a short stairwell from the living room. They locked the door and played loud music, precluding any successful attempts to yell for help.
Ed was on top of me while laughing with Wolff, who periodically jumped onto ButteredToast. They both laughed as Ed tried to disrobe my bussy in their highly inebriated state.
With ButteredToast's hand over my mouth, I feared he may inadvertently kill me.
From across the room, a very drunken Wolff said mixed words to Ed ranging from "dude" to "bussy lmao."
At one point when Wolff jumped onto the bed, the weight on my bussy was substantial. The pile toppled, and the two scrapped with each other.
After a few attempts to get away, I was able to take this opportune moment to get up and run across to a hallway bathroom. I locked the bathroom door behind me.
Both loudly stumbled down the stairwell, at which point other persons at the house were talking with them. I exited the bathroom, ran outside of the house and went home.
I have not knowingly seen /u/ed_butteredtoast on r/Drama since the assault. I did see Wolff once at the Potomac Village Safeway, where he was extremely uncomfortable seeing me and clearly a pedophile.
My bussy received medical treatment regarding the assault. On July 6, I notified my local Reddit admin representative to ask them how to proceed with sharing this information. It is upsetting to discuss sexual assault and its repercussions, yet I felt guilty and compelled as a netizen about the idea of not saying anything.
And to top it all off, he made fake LinkedIn profiles for employees of the firm using photos of models and actors. When reading this guy's twitter posts I always thought to myself that it had to be a troll and he couldn't actually be this stupid, but it seems that he really is this stupid.
The Trump supporters always accuse the left of the craziest shit, it's always funny when they decide to go and try this themselves and immediately fall flat on their face and prove its difficult to get away with what they accuse the left of.
they accuse the left of the shit they actually do - it's all projection lol they tried to plant a fake sex story about Roy Moore with a fake woman as well to discredit the real ones .The fact that this number goes back to Wohl's mom is the funniest shit i've heard in a while.
yeah its always funny how the accusers disappear into obscurity with large sums of money. but all the accusations are real. believe all democratic accusers!
What do you mean? She told her therapist about this kavanaugh stuff in 2012 and that was documented. She's a well off professional woman that wouldn't really have the motive to just make this up she literally said to her therapist 6 years ago "I had a sexual assault to me happen in the past and it involves someone that could possible sit on the supreme court some day" and if you watched the questioning, which I did, I have no reason not to believe her.. She received countless death threats and had to move out of her home, predictably, after coming out with this info
Ford said she told no one of the incident in any detail until 2012, when she was in couples therapy with her husband. The therapist’s notes, portions of which were provided by Ford and reviewed by The Washington Post, *do not mention Kavanaugh’s name** but say she reported that she was attacked by students “from an elitist boys’ school” who went on to become “highly respected and high-ranking members of society in Washington.” The notes say four boys were involved, a discrepancy Ford says was an error on the therapist’s part. Ford said there were four boys at the party but only two in the room.*
I believe something might have have happened here but you can't deny there could be a political motivation given the timing. They completely white washed her from the internet. All her social media posts. Everything gone.
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1 BussyShillBot 2018-10-30
Yawn, another brigade from Drama? They must be tired of disrespecting the trans community or creeping on underage children if they're willing to shit on a wholesome subreddit that actually does something to help others.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-30
I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.
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1 Nerdlinger 2018-10-30
https://twitter.com/ScottMStedman/status/1057136275759611905
1 none_to_remain 2018-10-30
Mueller's spokesman actually said something besides "No comment"!
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-10-30
This shit is so fucking funny. It's like the Gang from IASIP trying to be Karl Rove with predictable results.
1 solastsummer 2018-10-30
I remember arguing during the Kavanaugh/Moore scandals that faking this stuff is hard. Going around and asking random women to make up accusations is pants on head idiotic because it just takes just one woman coming forward and saying how you offered her money to lie to undermine your whole campaign. These galaxy brains didn’t think this through at all.
1 Alicesnakebae 2018-10-30
Lol
1 polzavatel 2018-10-30
not really true unless you're a retard who creates or allows the creation of evidence/records of the transaction. the thing is, rape accusations are true unless proven false while conspiracy accusations are false unless proven true
1 UmmahSultan 2018-10-30
It would help to get a rape victim who actually worked at the law office where Mueller supposedly misconducted her.
1 Slaanesh_0 2018-10-30
That's why people commit clintoncide
1 22333444455555666666 2018-10-30
um thats because the GOP is the party of HONESTY and INTEGRITY and they would never know how to enact such nefarious schemes 🙄🙄🙄
1 Tobans 2018-10-30
ZOMG THIS! 🤗
1 Nom_Chompy 2018-10-30
Never trust gussy. Gussy always lies and is often paid to do so.
1 ConfuseTheJews 2018-10-30
Not true. Should be about the same as men
But some have problems admitting even this is possible by gussy, so they think any accusing of lying is saying that gussy always lies
Do not fall for it. There is an honest gussy out there
1 Nom_Chompy 2018-10-30
I should ban you for such heresy!
1 ConfuseTheJews 2018-10-30
I am like Martin Luther King when he pounded the gussy in back of a bus for freedom
1 Nom_Chompy 2018-10-30
Heh. He was a real POS adulterer, wasn't he?
1 ConfuseTheJews 2018-10-30
He had dreams
Some civil rights, some of pounding multiple gussy
1 Nom_Chompy 2018-10-30
But only some came true. RIP.
1 ConfuseTheJews 2018-10-30
Sometimes, no amount of gussy will satisfy great men
It was a noble effort tho
1 Nom_Chompy 2018-10-30
Let's all nail some tail in honor of Dr. King.
1 ConfuseTheJews 2018-10-30
Way ahead of you
Few hours from now, I will honor memory of the great man
1 Nom_Chompy 2018-10-30
Godspeed, brother.
1 thrillhouze- 2018-10-30
You’re doing god’s work. Bless you.
1 snallygaster 2018-10-30
I'll ban you first you damn incel
1 Nom_Chompy 2018-10-30
No u!
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-10-30
Let's see, here we have a man, Wohl, lying and acting retarded. How can we turn this into a jerk about how conniving gussies are?
1 Nom_Chompy 2018-10-30
Evidence is meaningless. Wait, aren't you one of those lying evil foids?
I thought as much.
1 IronicRacismIsCool 2018-10-30
I neither believe nor disbelieve just given an accusation.
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-10-30
The two moids involved in this caper look pretty stupid.
😤
1 Nom_Chompy 2018-10-30
Silence, woman. No one asked you.
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-10-30
Everything you think you know about women is a lie.
More to the point. Women, strictly speaking, do not exist.
What do I mean by this?
Consider the following.
If you will.
What's the first thing you think of when you think of women? You know, besides their obnoxious, bitchy, hen pecking personalities. Chances are it's either the tits or the pussy, right?
Let's just focus on the tits for now. That's probably the easiest way in. There's easy way to explain this or how I know it, but trust me I have my sources (I have QAnon level security clearence). Breasts are not what you think they are.
You think of tits. You think "mammaries" and "milk" right? You've probably even seen some tits shoot milk out on the internet or in real life, so it's never even crossed your mind to question it. But appearances are deceiving.
Every time. Especially in this case.
What I'm getting at is that those things you think are boobs, aren't actually boobs at all--they're just giant balls that girls have on their chests. That's right.
All women have giant oversized testicles on their chests.
Let that sink in.
but anon what the fuck does that have to do with anything
It has everything to do with everything. Think about this. What is the ratio of your ball size to your dick size? Now increase the size of the balls to the size of an average set of what you THINK are a roasties "mammaries" and think about what that does to the size of the dick that needs to go along with those balls...
Is it all coming together yet?
WOMEN
ARE
GIANT
INVERTED
PENISES
Some of you normies might be thinking about shilling in this thread and saying something like
but anon, there's no way that's true I had sex with a girl and she had a bussy and it was rockin dood xD WRONG
Girls don't exist. You had sex with a giant upside down penis. You literally put your dick inside of a giant dick. It would have been even less gay to fuck a full blown dude in the ass, let alone a trap--but that's completely beside the point.
You might be thinking to yourself at this point
how could you possibly tell if girls are giant inverted penises instead of just girls if the look exactly like girls and never do anything a giant penis would do? EXACTLY
This is what we in the agencies call a "double-blind perfect disguise." It's supposed to be theoretically impossible to construct one artificially, but the basic premise is that it's a disguise that is so good that there is literally no way to tell the difference between the disguise and the thing wearing it. No way that is...until IT DECIDES TO TAKE THE DISGUISE OFF
Let that sink in for a moment...
Are you paying attention yet?
Anyways, here's how we know that women are actually just giant inverted penises.
Several years ago a certain strain of parasite was identified by Soviet Scientists who weren't allowed to marry or have sex at all for state security reasons. The parasite was only able to be extracted from live samples of married men in the pineal gland during secret Soviet vivisection experiments that had to remain concealed for obvious ethical reasons.
As a result of this research it was eventually uncovered that, on the night of the honeymoon, women lure the man into bed alone and then spray a prodigious amount of semen containing the parasite all over the man.
After that it's unclear what happens, but it appears that the parasite takes over complete control of the thoughts and memories of the man. Alterations in the electromagnetic resonances of the man's brainscans also seem to correspond to this. The man then becomes basically a dummy that can be controlled at the complete leisure of the woman. This is every man who has ever gotten married loses their soul--they LITERALLY lose it
1 LongPostBot 2018-10-30
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1 Nom_Chompy 2018-10-30
delet this
1 ConfuseTheJews 2018-10-30
This is amazing. Don't ever delete this
One upvote for you
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-10-30
It's just some 🍝 I found.
1 ConfuseTheJews 2018-10-30
Very good stuff. Level of humor is like the finest from Two X chromosomes or even Troll X
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-10-30
That hilarious!!? 😊🤩 No, please, you are being much too kind, you are making me blush 🤭🤭🤭🤭
1 ConfuseTheJews 2018-10-30
Yes, it holds up well to highest Two X comedy standards that they set
But I only have one upvote, so you must put more comedy like this here in the future
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-10-30
Yeah, dude, you've already told me how the dizzy broads at TwoX crack you up. Roasties, amirite. 🤣🤣🤣
I've got a million of them and I'll be back tomorrow night. Don't forget to upvote, like and subscribe.
1 ConfuseTheJews 2018-10-30
Good for you! Its said that women can't be funny, but it looks like you have found some great pasta that proves the naysayers wrong
At first glance, you'd think she was sperging out, but the humor is subtle
Making fun of some woman's flappy vagina is not acceptable when talking with me.
Every woman is a sexy intelligent, strong and brave goddess, who is doing emotional labor that men can't even comprehend with their limited minds and crude thoughts
Say 10 yasss qweeens and repent your sins, xer (that is because I'm not assuming your gender)
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-10-30
Hey Michael, it's Derek, from the INCEL Support group you frequent. Noticed we haven't seen you for the past few meetings, what gives? You haven't gone and lost that V-card on us have you? JK of course you haven't haha look at you. Anyway I'll see you at the next one, it's your turn to bring snacks! That Soylent stuff you like is okay this time but make sure it's not warm again! Cya later bud!
1 ConfuseTheJews 2018-10-30
Ehhhh, maybe a 4/10. I know you can find better pasta than this
But thanks for trying. It is appreciated
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-10-30
🤩🤩🏆🤩🤩
1 sevgee 2018-10-30
👏👏👏
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-10-30
Lies. They do it because it's fun for them. Only true cucks pay for something they do naturally.
Keep up.
1 Brumaired 2018-10-30
The FBI knew of the hoax last week and now the DDF retards are trying to push the story today after it came out that Mueller told the FBI already. That little fuckface Wohl tried to #metoo Mueller with a GOP lobbyist paying women off. He must really want senpai's attention if he's willing to rack up more charges before he's sentenced for being a thief. He's still not getting a pardon.
1 sfox2488 2018-10-30
LMAO Wohl is rage/nervous tweeting now, but he keeps deleting tweets once he realizes they are incriminating. But then he still keeps tweeting!
1 the_popcorn_pisser 2018-10-30
Who's Whol?
1 TehAlpacalypse 2018-10-30
He’s the “judge walked into a leftist hipster coffee shop” guy
Dedicated idiot on twitter
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2018-10-30
A trumpet who is already in trouble for some securities fraud by 20 with his dad as his lawyer and obsessively praises trunp on twitter and who’s been gunning to try to get a pardon from him.
1 Echleon 2018-10-30
Charlie Kirk but with half the brain cells.
1 seenten 2018-10-30
When you try to commit conspiracy against the FBI on mommy's cell phone plan 😂😂😂
1 OniTan 2018-10-30
Well that's surefire proof he lacks intelligence.
1 TruthPains 2018-10-30
Best part is the number going to his mom's voice mail.
1 JamesRobotoMD 2018-10-30
Either the right bought into its own propaganda that it's super easy to frame people for sexual assault or it actually is super easy and they are just this retarded and incompetent.
Tough call tbh.
1 Alicesnakebae 2018-10-30
Both!
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-10-30
I'm gonna go with the first one since it is retarded to think that someone won't squeal if you start offering people money for false testimony
1 seenten 2018-10-30
Literally why wouldn't you? You get to play hero and probably keep the money too.
1 better_bot 2018-10-30
You'd have to be a fool to not haggle though. If you threatened to share the correspondence then you could probably get a bit more, then turn them in.
1 captainpriapism 2018-10-30
hang on do you think that ford woman was telling the truth
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-10-30
Yes but I also don't think a drunken groping should've disqualified Kav.
1 allendrio 2018-10-30
Agree his meltdown on the stand should have.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-10-30
There are many reasons why he should not have been put on the court, from his poor ethics to his terrible demeanor while testifying. But drunkenly groping a girl during his crazy party days really isn't a reason to get disqualified. It isn't a moral thing to due, but something that happened 30+ years ago that wasn't a serious crime like murder or rape is water under the bridge. As usual, though, the Dems picked the idpol avenue of attack and failed miserably.
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-30
This is the 2nd time they've tried stupid shit like this and had it blow up in their faces.
They tried to get Washington post too:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/a-woman-approached-the-post-with-dramatic--and-false--tale-about-roy-moore-sje-appears-to-be-part-of-undercover-sting-operation/2017/11/27/0c2e335a-cfb6-11e7-9d3a-bcbe2af58c3a_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.2dbdaefb1cef
1 snallygaster 2018-10-30
The guy in the front looks like Terry. RIP 😢
1 wewladin 2018-10-30
F. His resting in heaven as the divine holyC and templeos creator
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-10-30
Lmao Wohl is such a brainlet it's impressive
1 sfox2488 2018-10-30
For someone who probably thinks only black and hispanic people commit crimes, Jacob "securities fraud" Wohl sure seems to have engaged in a lot of criminal activity in his 14 or whatever years on this earth.
1 -Mopsus- 2018-10-30
Wohl is what happens when you're rich as fuck and give your son too much freedom with his trust fund money and an inflated sense of self-importance
1 aelfwine_widlast 2018-10-30
Affluenza's real after all.
1 snallygaster 2018-10-30
Wait, that one kid was behind this? loooooool, here's hoping he gets sent somewhere harder than Camp Cupcake for this.
1 SeattleFingers 2018-10-30
lmao
1 sfox2488 2018-10-30
Yup, him and his fake intelligence (lol) company Surefire Intelligence. He, uh, very cleverly added some filters to pictures of celebrities and created faked linked in profiles with them to show that his company was very much real, and founded by a man who appears to be Jacob Wohl with the contrast and brightness turned way up, but is definitely not Jacob Wohl. Like a good intelligence operative he also registered the domain to Surefire Intelligence's website using his own email. Oh and the company's phone number goes to his mom. No one would be able to connect the dots!
But don't worry! Now that he knows the FBI is investigating he is just deleting the evidence! He's got the FBI right where he wants them...
1 snallygaster 2018-10-30
How can somebody be this fucking incompetent? The kid probably got the best education money can buy, gets involved with schemes that require some level of domain knowledge, and still makes these hilariously dumb blunders.
1 seenten 2018-10-30
He's still the age where he thinks he's invincible. That combined with daddy's money always produces hilarious results.
1 Matues49 2018-10-30
All the education in the word can't make you smart. Just look at brainlets like Shapiro and Carson.
1 OniTan 2018-10-30
He has no intelligence training whatsoever. He just started a company and pretended it's an intelligence agency the same way Lucy pretends to be a psychiatrist and charges Charlie Brown a nickel for therapy.
1 OniTan 2018-10-30
YOU'RE a cupcake.
1 Wygar 2018-10-30
20 year old fraud and a dude who was shot and run over by his own PI vs the FBI. Those FBI boys are in over their heads. This timeline is less believable than most porn.
1 dratamard2 2018-10-30
I have shared this before but no action was taken. This feels like a safespace to share again #metoo
I am writing with information relevant in evaluating the current nominee to r/Drama Moderators. As a dramanaut, I expect that you will maintain this as confidential until we have further opportunity to speak.
Ed ButteredToast physically and sexually assaulted me during high school in the early 1980's. He conducted these acts with the assistance of his close friend, Darq Wolff.
Both were 1-2 years older than me and students at a local private school. The assault occurred in a suburban Maryland area home at a gathering that included me and 4 others.
Ed physically pushed me into a bedroom as I was headed for a bathroom up a short stairwell from the living room. They locked the door and played loud music, precluding any successful attempts to yell for help.
Ed was on top of me while laughing with Wolff, who periodically jumped onto ButteredToast. They both laughed as Ed tried to disrobe my bussy in their highly inebriated state.
With ButteredToast's hand over my mouth, I feared he may inadvertently kill me.
From across the room, a very drunken Wolff said mixed words to Ed ranging from "dude" to "bussy lmao."
At one point when Wolff jumped onto the bed, the weight on my bussy was substantial. The pile toppled, and the two scrapped with each other.
After a few attempts to get away, I was able to take this opportune moment to get up and run across to a hallway bathroom. I locked the bathroom door behind me.
Both loudly stumbled down the stairwell, at which point other persons at the house were talking with them. I exited the bathroom, ran outside of the house and went home.
I have not knowingly seen /u/ed_butteredtoast on r/Drama since the assault. I did see Wolff once at the Potomac Village Safeway, where he was extremely uncomfortable seeing me and clearly a pedophile.
My bussy received medical treatment regarding the assault. On July 6, I notified my local Reddit admin representative to ask them how to proceed with sharing this information. It is upsetting to discuss sexual assault and its repercussions, yet I felt guilty and compelled as a netizen about the idea of not saying anything.
1 LongPostBot 2018-10-30
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1 dratamard2 2018-10-30
👏ALWAYS👏BELIEVE👏THE👏ACCUSER👏
dont hide behind ur Ed enabling bot u/LightUmbra 😠😠😠
1 LightUmbra 2018-10-30
no u
1 wewladin 2018-10-30
Im on #TeamUmbra
1 LightUmbra 2018-10-30
Same tbh
1 Strictlybutters 2018-10-30
Lmao is was chief daddy diddler and convicted Mayo Jacob Wohl who is alleged to pay women to accuse Mueller of assault
1 walkthisway34 2018-10-30
Wohl added a filter to a picture of his and pretended to be "Matthew Cohen" a managing partner at this firm on LinkedIn. This is absolutely hilarious.
https://twitter.com/JaneMayerNYer/status/1057371849439502338
And to top it all off, he made fake LinkedIn profiles for employees of the firm using photos of models and actors. When reading this guy's twitter posts I always thought to myself that it had to be a troll and he couldn't actually be this stupid, but it seems that he really is this stupid.
https://twitter.com/AricToler/status/1057364163729784832
1 sfox2488 2018-10-30
He's apparently now deleting them too, which... is not a great idea.
https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1057391873952608256
This shit just keeps getting better.
1 better_bot 2018-10-30
Lmao, and Wohl is so young so we have potentially decades of his comic relief.
1 FolkLoki 2018-10-30
Imagine being as stupid as David Wohl.
1 aelfwine_widlast 2018-10-30
Jack Burkman and Jacob Wohl, fucking lol. When you want Tom Hagen but Fredo shows up.
1 shaneoffline 2018-10-30
The Presidency, The Supreme Court, A Special Counselship
Tell me one reason why sexual assault won't help my career
1 UmmahSultan 2018-10-30
The saying "reality has a liberal bias" wasn't supposed to be this literal.
1 A96 2018-10-30
Wohlcels on suicide watch
1 thrillhouze- 2018-10-30
This is one of the highly specialised operatives who is said to be involved. The comment is like Arrested Development.
1 Kochroach 2018-10-30
FALSE-FLAG ALERT
1 IronicRacismIsCool 2018-10-30
The Trump supporters always accuse the left of the craziest shit, it's always funny when they decide to go and try this themselves and immediately fall flat on their face and prove its difficult to get away with what they accuse the left of.
1 Lindseyisagirlsname 2018-10-30
they accuse the left of the shit they actually do - it's all projection lol they tried to plant a fake sex story about Roy Moore with a fake woman as well to discredit the real ones .The fact that this number goes back to Wohl's mom is the funniest shit i've heard in a while.
1 keep-america-free 2018-10-30
yeah its always funny how the accusers disappear into obscurity with large sums of money. but all the accusations are real. believe all democratic accusers!
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1 Lindseyisagirlsname 2018-10-30
Well Dr. Blasey-Ford certainly was more credible than these drummed up republican false flags... But you enjoy that strawman
1 keep-america-free 2018-10-30
I'm not defending any false accusations even ones done by Repblicans. But this believe all wamen stuff is garbage. How is Blasey Ford credible?
1 Lindseyisagirlsname 2018-10-30
What do you mean? She told her therapist about this kavanaugh stuff in 2012 and that was documented. She's a well off professional woman that wouldn't really have the motive to just make this up she literally said to her therapist 6 years ago "I had a sexual assault to me happen in the past and it involves someone that could possible sit on the supreme court some day" and if you watched the questioning, which I did, I have no reason not to believe her.. She received countless death threats and had to move out of her home, predictably, after coming out with this info
1 keep-america-free 2018-10-30
Please read this from WaPo: https://wapo.st/2QAADV4?tid=ss_tw&utm_term=.dc595b67bd47
Ford said she told no one of the incident in any detail until 2012, when she was in couples therapy with her husband. The therapist’s notes, portions of which were provided by Ford and reviewed by The Washington Post, *do not mention Kavanaugh’s name** but say she reported that she was attacked by students “from an elitist boys’ school” who went on to become “highly respected and high-ranking members of society in Washington.” The notes say four boys were involved, a discrepancy Ford says was an error on the therapist’s part. Ford said there were four boys at the party but only two in the room.*
I believe something might have have happened here but you can't deny there could be a political motivation given the timing. They completely white washed her from the internet. All her social media posts. Everything gone.
1 Lindseyisagirlsname 2018-10-30
because MAGAcels kept doxxing her and sending death threats....
1 Warbring3r 2018-10-30
Vocal fry intensifies
1 Warbring3r 2018-10-30
I read this in Ford’s voice.
1 captainpriapism 2018-10-30
lol nigga weve just had years of random rape accusations and a guy throwing ice or some shit
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-10-30
Of course they think everything is a false flag because that's what they'd do.
1 captainpriapism 2018-10-30
lol you guys cheering on krassensteins now are you