I don’t know if your older (16yo) groomer-handlers have broken the bad news to you yet, but karma points are not redeemable for waifu pillow-cases, Baja Blast, MAGA beanies, or tiddy volleyball vidya games. So punching at the downvote button with your Dew-‘n-jizz sticky little digits may make you feel like you’re wielding mighty katanas of vengeance, but it’s really no more productive than what you did to all of those crusty socks under your race car beds. But don’t let that stop you, lads! Avenge your brother Elliot! You are proud child soldiers in General Rodger’s personal army!
I wanna make jokes but between this amd the whole anto 14th amendment thing Trumptards have going on, im seeing a strangely unique combination of stupidity, anger and i dont know.....malice, evil?
Jacob I'm in a hipter LA coffee shop and all the hot young socialists are so excited that you're going to prison that a spontaneous orgy just broke out
Apparently I need to move to LA. Yall have crazy orgies that I’m missing out on.
Then your skanky ass 10/10 Idaho girls comes to LA and is a 4/10 can’t get work as a model or actor and instead bartends on melrose and picks up a drug habit that she brings back to shitty as Idaho.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-30
I don’t know if your older (16yo) groomer-handlers have broken the bad news to you yet, but karma points are not redeemable for waifu pillow-cases, Baja Blast, MAGA beanies, or tiddy volleyball vidya games. So punching at the downvote button with your Dew-‘n-jizz sticky little digits may make you feel like you’re wielding mighty katanas of vengeance, but it’s really no more productive than what you did to all of those crusty socks under your race car beds. But don’t let that stop you, lads! Avenge your brother Elliot! You are proud child soldiers in General Rodger’s personal army!
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1 duckraul2 2018-10-30
Don't let anyone ever tell you that conservatism is intellectually bankrupt with minds like this on that side
1 Nerdlinger 2018-10-30
It takes a lot of work to be that incompetent.
1 -Mopsus- 2018-10-30
Holy shit, he's using a picture of Christoph Waltz on the website. As well as an obvious picture of him under a false name.
Jacob Wohl is a fucking idiot lmao
1 Nerdlinger 2018-10-30
And a picture of Bar Refaeli and one of Sigourney Weaver’s husband.
1 OniTan 2018-10-30
It was supposed to be Sigourney Weaver and Bar Refaeli ’s husband.
1 Kijafa 2018-10-30
lol the number for his fake company redirected to him fucking mom? That is bad-comedy-sitcom levels of stupid.
1 Matues49 2018-10-30
His had is also his lawyer
1 RyuunDragon 2018-10-30
At this point I can't tell if you're joking
This is so fucking stupid, I'd believe it
1 Matues49 2018-10-30
lol it's true
1 RyuunDragon 2018-10-30
Oh my god this person is an actual manchild
1 dootwthesickness_II 2018-10-30
Are you the guy who got Mircy in trouble?
1 Tasty_Treat_4_U 2018-10-30
The goyim are onto him. He need to delete EVERYTHING!
1 iq_of_a_lobster 2018-10-30
Hahaha https://twitter.com/nathanTbernard/status/1057369072260841472
1 Matues49 2018-10-30
That face tho
1 damaged_unicycles 2018-10-30
https://mobile.twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/1057373132833452032
1 A96 2018-10-30
Too bad the MDEfugees are going to downvote this choice drama
OUT OUT OUT
1 Vurtizontal 2018-10-30
I wanna make jokes but between this amd the whole anto 14th amendment thing Trumptards have going on, im seeing a strangely unique combination of stupidity, anger and i dont know.....malice, evil?
1 HardKnockLyf 2018-10-30
i’m out of the loop what is going on
1 demotecontrol 2018-10-30
Apparently I need to move to LA. Yall have crazy orgies that I’m missing out on.
1 Pablopubes 2018-10-30
We’re full, thank you.
1 demotecontrol 2018-10-30
I’m already naked and at the gates. C’mon man. There’s coyotes out here and shit. Let me in!
1 Pablopubes 2018-10-30
Looks like we’ve got one spot open. It’s a two bedroom in West Hollywood with 5 other dudes who fucking love glitter. $1,200 a month. Sound good?
1 demotecontrol 2018-10-30
So, non-stop orgies? SOLD!
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-10-30
Don't I fucking know it. All your surplus retards are moving into my beloved fentanyl-abusing state of Idaho. OUT OUT OUT
1 Pablopubes 2018-10-30
Then your skanky ass 10/10 Idaho girls comes to LA and is a 4/10 can’t get work as a model or actor and instead bartends on melrose and picks up a drug habit that she brings back to shitty as Idaho.
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-10-30
Far as I know, those girls never make it back to Idaho. I want to commend the California serial killers for that.
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2018-10-30
In real life orgies are sad and gross tbh
1 demotecontrol 2018-10-30
So you’re saying I’ll be living with r/drama users. I can deal with that.
1 seshfan2 2018-10-30
Wait, Jacob Wohl? You mean, the man who literally holds the honor of being the youngest person barred from the entire financial industry? The guy who created a massive hedge fund scam?
Fucking lmfao. Talk about placing your bets on this guy.
1 Bigwooddeck 2018-10-30
Pretty funny. You can't Franken the Mueller
1 unrulyfarmhand 2018-10-30
Just to clarify, conservatives despise this guy, too. Idk how he gets so much publicity.
1 carnivoreinyeg 2018-10-30
Imagine tweeting this, and still being smarter than most T_D subscribers.
1 r_zunabius 2018-10-30
Excuse me, the title should read Alleged Rapist Mueller.
1 roselan 2018-10-30
Somebody tell me he is on Reddit so we can mod him. He will fit right in!
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-10-30
The left can't meme
The right can't scheme