r/drama: When the libz try and slander a national hero.

If Home could have spent a year hanging out with living platypuses in their river homes, he would’ve seen that this “shy, semi-aquatic, mainly nocturnal” mammal is mostly interested in hunting on the river bottom for delicious insect larvae, crayfish, and shrimp. In other words, the platypus is usually an eater, not a lover.

Me too, Platy. Me, too.

1 EternallyMiffed 2018-10-31

Stop trying to make platypussy a thing, it's not going to be a thing.

1 Wordshark 2018-10-31

Too late 😍😌

1 NormanImmanuel 2018-10-31

This makes me like them even more.

1 voicelesshoodwinker 2018-10-31

THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE LIBTARD RAGS.

FUCK TRUMP - PLATTY FOR REPUBLICAN PARTY PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE IN 2020.

1 NelsonMannn 2018-10-31

What the fuck? What kind of person do they think they are?!

1 Cdace 2018-10-31

They slander platt and the dinosaurs 🦖! I call for an alliance to destroy all “news” and “science”

1 TheColdTurtle 2018-10-31

Is the platy a dino?

1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-10-31

Ill tell anyone that will listen, But we seen one of these guys in the wild, rustling around in the pebbles with his little beak, it was magical.

1 The-Swat-team 2018-10-31

I guess he is a semi aquatic mammal of action.

1 pepperouchau 2018-10-31

"All we're proposing is some common sense platypus venom control"

1 oddomata 2018-10-31

With all the action, Home probably wouldn’t be able to see that the males are also injecting each other with venom. Venom made by their crural glands—a sweat gland co-opted by evolution that swells with about a teaspoon’s volume of venom during mating seasons.

How could anybody hate these bunch of sweaties?

1 itsCaffeine 2018-10-31

😡😡😡