include <stdio.h>

#include <stdlib.h>

const char *quotes[] = 
{
"But her emails",
"Cuck",
"Fuck off we're full",
"NPC lol",
"Lock her up",
"libtards smh"
"mayocide isn't funny guys"
};

void quote_if_bBlasted(int is_blasted)
{
    if(is_blasted == 1)
    {
        int random_quote = rand() % 7;
        printf("%s", quotes[random_quote]);
    }
}

int main(void)
{
    int bussy_blasted = 1;
    srand(time(NULL));
    quote_if_bBlasted(bussy_blasted);
}

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