I don’t know if your older (16yo) groomer-handlers have broken the bad news to you yet, but karma points are not redeemable for waifu pillow-cases, Baja Blast, MAGA beanies, or tiddy volleyball vidya games. So punching at the downvote button with your Dew-‘n-jizz sticky little digits may make you feel like you’re wielding mighty katanas of vengeance, but it’s really no more productive than what you did to all of those crusty socks under your race car beds. But don’t let that stop you, lads! Avenge your brother Elliot! You are proud child soldiers in General Rodger’s personal army!
Sometimes I like the cute reluctance of the boy Lolita shota type, where they have to be talked into it and only grudgingly accept getting their bussy blasted.
And sometimes I like the mischievous grin of a trap, who knows what's going on and eagerly assumes the position.
But the time where they cross over are truly divine.
It's so strange to see the type of sexual repression, shame, and guilt you'd find in a deeply Catholic or Mormon community on a secular subreddit for progressives.
These folk need serious therapy and sex with actual gussy.
Nah, if he is ugly/uncomfortable, then it is entirely possible that they were doing this to make fun of him and Menslib will be supportive.
It reminds me of that video of a fat kid in a mall, and some pornstar or something goes and flashes him and he has absolutely no reaction. They picked that fat kid because he looked like a loser.
Even if they were making fun of him it was the visible unease that was the trigger. A normal fatty standing in the elevator would not elicit any reaction.
If we assume the girls were evil and his discomfort was unavoidable he could have still easily said No thanks guys hope you have a good night :)
People that behave and think like this need mental help not progressive male feminism.
Even if they were making fun of him it was the visible unease that was the trigger.
So? If he is uneasy, that doesn't mean they should make fun of him about it.
If 2 gay guys walked into my building during Gay Pride Parade day/week (I live near the gay part of my city) with their dicks out, I'd be uncomfortable too, I wouldn't expect them to wave their dicks at me and make comments.
If you're so much of a pussy that you would go online to whine about some dudes waving their dicks at you, then you deserve it. Just be mildly disgusted and move on with your life like a normal person.
If 2 gay guys walked into my building during Gay Pride Parade day/week (I live near the gay part of my city) with their dicks out, I'd be uncomfortable too, I wouldn't expect them to wave their dicks at me and make comments.
If they did, are you retarded enough to turn into Rain Man, or do you have the brains and lack of autism enough to be able to speak like a functioning adult human being in getting yourself away from the situation?
Yeah, I guess a foid is going to have to defend the guy.
You know how Reddit is always going on about how "if the genders were reversed, no one would care"? This thread is the reason no one cares. Not gussies, not feminists, guys. This just reinforces the idea that dudes are always up for some tit or pussy, and if they aren't there's something wrong with them. Take that attitude and then wonder why no one thinks women can rape men. Add to that the idea that no one is supposed to care when women are aggressive sexually.
There's nothing to show it was bullying, unless that person has the autism and doesn't understand humans interacting with each other
They didn't make threatening gestures and they didn't invade his space. They weren't aggressive in the least bit
Wouldn't matter if it was a man or woman here who was literally shaking after having the person speak to them like that. And reinforcing the shaking won't help him at all to deal with random people who might say things
Shit, if two half naked gay guys were there and one of them said the construction work comment, we'd be laughing at his homophobia for freaking out over something that mild
Makes me wonder if incels have similar problems and then get bitter when they never deal with how to interact properly
You're making good points. I just don't like this guy being basically emasculated because he felt like his boundaries were crossed and he didn't like it. He should be able to talk about it without getting roasted. Some poor dude who has had something worse happen to him is going to feel like people are going to think he's a pansy if he complains. Also, I think we should start teaching young girls that not everything they do is fucking hilarious as long as they are halfway hot. Both sexes need to be taught they can hurt the opposite sex, not just men being taught that. And yeah, we need to teach people some resilience and coping skills so when shit does happen, they can take care of it and move on.
I just don't like this guy being basically emasculated because he felt like his boundaries were crossed and he didn't like it. He should be able to talk about it without getting roasted.
No, he shouldn't, if his boundaries are, "A woman said something flirty to me and it nearly gave me a panic attack."
We need to stop coddling this kind of self-indulgent self-victimizing bullshit.
If two half naked gay guys were there and one of them said the construction work comment, we'd be laughing at his homophobia for freaking out over something that mild
Problems are all his, not theirs
If he had encounter two oiled up half naked attractive gay men who had said something teasing like this, his reaction would be on the border of homophobic
Both sexes need to be taught they can hurt the opposite sex,
There's no reasonable expectation here, for thinking he'd be hurt by that couple of words
His problem was with them, and making looks like they just farted around him because their clothes bothered him
Upon seeing this I immediately turn my head up and to the right because I was just not comfortable seeing that.
Big fucking visible demonstration that he didn't like them being around him
And they still try to lighten the mood by teasing him gently at a distance instead of being offended by him. Dumb little fucker needs a slap upside his head for projecting his past bullying shit on people and using it to excuse the sex negativity
He doesn't need more asspats and others encouraging it
Number ☝️: Pay attention to user names so I don't have to take responsibility for another person's retardation. I can barely handle answering for my own.
Number ✌️: Glad to see the Gussy Defense Force out to defend the elevator thots honor.
Number 🤟: No one has said you need to run around giving anyone asspats. 🍑👀
At least you're handling it. Too bad you're not a woman or you wouldn't have to take responsibility for almost everything if you didn't want to
So pay attention to this comment I made:
If two half naked gay guys were there and one of them said the construction work comment, we'd be laughing at his homophobia for freaking out over something that mild
He should learn how to handle the autism. Feeding this delusion that he was the victim of attack doesn't help him, and it doesn't help guys who are actually assaulted by a women
Yes, he should learn to handle the autism. I don't think anyone should tell him something terrible happened to him. I think guys would be less baffled about the way things play out in society if they stopped seeing noticing things as a problem.
Eh, something being stupid and inconsequential has never stopped the reverse the genders circle jerk. There's nothing wrong with just noticing how shit goes down sometimes and wondering how it may affect how other things go down. I agree in this case, the guy should be talked back from the ledge.
Worse, nobody else in the comments pointed out the social power differential, the male gaze, the problematic assumption that those women were performing for him and that he was expected to flirt in return, all that stuff. They are not running a tight ship it seems.
I first assumed this was total bullshit, but seeing the replies, I've realized something - If any of them were in the situation, they'd do the exact same thing.
I saw the title and I figured that the comments were gonna be criticizing the dude for “literally shaking” because some girls were flirting with him and for some reason he became extremely uncomfortable, but then I realized that some people actually have that shitty mindset of “literally shaking”
There's incel posting and then there's white knight posting. The menslib retard is a Moron and this wasn't harassment at all but it was something out of mean girls
Yeah, I hate when mean girls draw my attention to their tits and ass. All it takes is one witty comment in that moment to put your name as a contender. They probably wouldn't have slept with him that night, but it was some harmless flirting. I flirt with girls I have no intention of sleeping with. This is some straight up shut in comments. Have you ever left your room?
I mean I like that too but wouldn't go out of my way or put people in shitty positions to get it. I just get it by being the most shredded guy at the gym like god intended.
They only do that to manlets who are obviously afraid of them so the dudes kind of deserve it tbh. If he hadn't acted like he was going to piss his pants when the elevator door open they probably wouldn't have bothered him.
It's when you're repping top pair but your opponent reps a flush draw, and another diamond hits on the river so he comes in over the top, you tank for a minute and you lay them down
1 is the way to go, you gotta be playful in those situations. Even back when I was a shy wreck I knew you shouldn't act like a goddamn kid at those times.
I’m proud of my anarcho-primitivism, including the extreme bombs marginalized people within that culture have mailed to techno-globalists. For it to simply be subject to sexual innuendo and cater to a normie audience is parallel to colonial ideology.
The “maximum testosterone level rule” being that testosterone levels must be at the max level humans can physically handle during the entire. Every soldier is then Duke Nukem, game on.
duke was a generic roid muscle man with sunglasses who said lines from 80s action movies like evil dead 2, and they live, word for word.
it actually annoys me that he somehow became the epitome of masculinity in pop culture, when really, it would be one of the action heroes he stole all his catch phrases from.
If they just forgoe the draft in favor of bumping up the age limit and letting socks and sandals florida boomers mow down lines and lines of them like they always wanted to, the US could win.
Tbh I'm not sure a land at with China could even happen. They have non-nuclear missiles capable of sinking carriers. So we wouldn't be able to launch an amphibious assault.
We started to push feminism pre WW2, then abruptly stopped when it was clear we would need fighting men, then resumed again in the 60s. I don't know if we'll be able to turn things around that quickly again.
I was already visibly uncomfortable so I feel like I was just being made fun of. I said “I don’t know what that means. No” and walked towards my room. When I got inside all I could do was lean with my hands holding my bed posts. I felt sick, disgusted, angry, and depressed.
Imagine being so fragile a femoid creating air vibrations in your general direction makes you feel sick and depressed.
This is just sad shit man, I mean come on, this has to be a troll. Pre meds I have to worst possible social anxiety you could imagine, and I would've been ecstatic to have some foids do that to me. I've probably would've replied "hell yeah baby" which as cringy as it sounds is much better than this story (or would somehow end with a sexual harassment complaint, who knows, crazy world).
Sometimes I look back and feel bad about the super cringy and odd shit I used to do when I got socially anxious. But after reading this story, lol fuck that.
I still can't quite wrap my head around 1) that tweet being posted just yesterday, holy shit, and 2) The phone number for his financial scam company actually redirects to his mom's voicemail - that will never not be funny
That's why it's important to simply comment "humblebrag" every time a girl on your Facebook complains of sexual harassment or talks about their sexual assault.
For those not in the know: TERF = Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminists, or "feminists that hate trans people, because trans people are just men trying to take over womanhood" or something. The GenderCritical sub is TERF territory, where the Feminism sub isn't, because that's Intersectional Feminist territory.
No stupid, burqas would make him feel nervous about terrorism, is it so fucking hard to dress so you don't make other people feel uncomfortable? For fuck sakes
This is similar to catcalling and you have a right to feel harassed. You were obviously uncomfortable with them being around you and yet they didn't respect that.
I mean as an NYCer I’ve straight up been molested by middle age mayo gussy on a crowded train before. To be honest I wasn’t sure how to react so I let that shit happen. Probably made her day and I’m not going to go cry about it either.
I look forward to the pile of “woke man argues that he has PTSD from being hit on by 2D women” continuing to grow and seeing what sorts of frictions that creates within leftist communities.
Maybe stop reading sites who dig through thousands of colleges to find fringe cases and teach him to be a normal dude who actual get boundaries and what a nonverbal no/fuck off looks like. It’s not difficult.
... of them turns to me and asks in a seductive tone “Do you need any construction work done” and poses in such a way that emphasizes her ass and tits. I was already visibly uncomfortable so I feel like I was just being made fun of. I said “I don’t know what that means. No” and walked towards my room. When I got inside all I could do was lean with my hands holding my bed posts. I felt sick, disgusted, angry, and depressed.
I need a bunch of flashcards with numbers on them so I can award this a 10 out of 10 for socially-retarded super-autism.
What a pathetic post. I agree that it’s probably best to avoid those types of girls, but this guy has no social awareness whatsoever.
When a stranger tells an obvious joke, it’s always best to laugh a little bit, even if it’s not funny. Also, every time you talk to a stranger and break conversation or leave the space, you always give some type of farewell. He honestly could’ve gotten away with his original autistic response if he just said, “Have a good night,” as he left the elevator.
The fact that in his mind he thought this was sexual harassment shows how weak he thinks he is. He honestly thinks he has no power whatsoever in that type of situation. Even if this post is fake, the comments are even sadder anyway.
Or maybe just wait a few years and see if you feel differently? Growing up fixes a lot of things, you know (the guy's a college student, so I'm assuming he's young). I hate this tendency to over-prescribe therapy for every damn thing, and I've been there myself.
Anyway, y'all are a bunch of meanies. I feel for the guy's awkwardness TBQH.
Therapy can’t hurt anyone lmao its not like prescribing Xanax there’s no negative side effects. People who don’t even need therapy go because they like it.
Therapy can’t hurt anyone lmao its not like prescribing Xanax there’s no negative side effects.
Not sure if I would entirely agree with that, to be honest. I found it very tiring actually. I once nearly got hit by a car because I was so zapped afterwards.
People who don’t even need therapy go because they like it.
That's not very good evidence that there are 'no negative side effects' though, is it. You could say the same about lots of things, just because people enjoy and seek something doesn't mean it's not potentially harmful.
As a 55yo straight married woman with NO experience playing stupid games against men when I was young, I think these girls were playing games with OP. And they put him in a bad spot. If he had joked along with them, they could have (not necessarily would have) either insulted him or claimed harassment.
Reddit's overwhelming lack of socialization becomes more apparent every single day. Really glad I just come here to shitpost and look at things, and not get life direction from this site. On the other hand, I'm also glad that others are getting life direction from this site, because holy hell it is funny as fuck.
The funniest part of this site is people taking relationship advice when any mentally sane person who hasnt been destroyed emotionally wouldnt be regularly surfing that subreddit anyways
I kinda get how OP feels here. I have a lot of memories from high school and college of women flirting but in sort of a sarcastic way where you're not sure if they're being sincere or mocking you.
The horros of being blown behind at a house party by some thot who's juggling a Marboro Red, Jagerbomb and your balls in her hands. The absolute horror.
Most of the people commenting here should be ashamed of themselves. You wouldn't be saying stuff like this if OP were a woman and it was men behaving that way.
And I don't mean cuck in the meme-y alt-right sense. I mean it in the limp dicked "Baby did you cum?" pussy eating soyboy sense.
And I don't mean soyboy in the meme-y alt-right sense. I mean it in the effiminate "Was your ex bigger than me?" cock sleave wearing mama's boy sense.
And I don't mean mama's boy in the meme-y alt-right sense. I mean it in the pathetic male-feminist "I'm still your favorite boy, right mommy? Ron is such a jerk, I don' t want to call him dad." desperately seeking women's approval sense.
And I don't mean pathetic male-feminist in the meme-y alt-right sense. I mean he's absolutely going to be a rapist.
I wanted to tell him he might be more comfortable somewhere like Saudi Arabia but then I realized if he cant handle the incredible adversity that is seeing scantily clad college girls, he wouldnt last long as a mayo in camel country.
If we flip genders and a scantily clad guy made a sexually suggestive comment/ move toward a bystander woman in a safe space such as a college dorm, I don’t think any one would disagree about harassment. Catcalling, for example, triggers a lot of issues for women, while many people who haven’t experienced this world claim it as a compliment.
On the other hand:
Dude go to therapy
Agreed. There's a 99% chance these girls were taunting OP because they're jerks and could tell he was uncomfortable, but he shouldn't be this broken up about it. Getting some help with that will also help him feel less uncomfortable in the first place next time.
Am I missing something? Is there maybe some difference because the harassment wasn't structural?
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-31
I don’t know if your older (16yo) groomer-handlers have broken the bad news to you yet, but karma points are not redeemable for waifu pillow-cases, Baja Blast, MAGA beanies, or tiddy volleyball vidya games. So punching at the downvote button with your Dew-‘n-jizz sticky little digits may make you feel like you’re wielding mighty katanas of vengeance, but it’s really no more productive than what you did to all of those crusty socks under your race car beds. But don’t let that stop you, lads! Avenge your brother Elliot! You are proud child soldiers in General Rodger’s personal army!
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1 Sir_Panache 2018-10-31
Unfailingly funny
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-10-31
those mean thots were teasing the scrawny, visibly scared boy. How awful of them
1 ineed750bucks 2018-10-31
FUTA ON SHOTA! YEAAAAH!
1 Butch_Patterson 2018-10-31
That's the hottest combo
1 ineed750bucks 2018-10-31
No, futa on trap is the hottest.
1 Butch_Patterson 2018-10-31
ohhhh man, that's a sweaty man two buttons choice for sure.
1 ineed750bucks 2018-10-31
Sometimes they overlap
1 Butch_Patterson 2018-10-31
Sometimes I like the cute reluctance of the boy Lolita shota type, where they have to be talked into it and only grudgingly accept getting their bussy blasted.
And sometimes I like the mischievous grin of a trap, who knows what's going on and eagerly assumes the position.
But the time where they cross over are truly divine.
1 ineed750bucks 2018-10-31
I see now that you're a true man of culture
1 Butch_Patterson 2018-10-31
As well as being a sexual deviant of the highest caliber.
1 ineed750bucks 2018-10-31
Isn't that the same thing?
1 Butch_Patterson 2018-10-31
Ideally, yes.
1 ToTheNintieth 2018-10-31
Yall need jesus
1 Butch_Patterson 2018-10-31
Trap Jesus or boy Lolita Jesus?
1 porygonzguy 2018-10-31
yes
1 Butch_Patterson 2018-10-31
Oh man...futa Mary Magdalene railing boy Lolita Jesus sounds so hot.
But then again Trap Jesus seducing Judas would also be phenomenal.
1 DutchmanDavid 2018-10-31
Oh, you mean
Daily Struggle.jpg?1 Butch_Patterson 2018-10-31
yeah, sure. KYM indicates we're talking the same thing.
1 SpacePanther17 2018-10-31
They’re the same tho
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-10-31
H o t
1 freet0 2018-10-31
2018, colorized
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-10-31
hot
1 0987654231 2018-10-31
I feel like posting on menslib is the exact opposite of what this guy needs.
1 kier00 2018-10-31
Drag him out to the middle of nowhere and leave him for dead. Either he finds his balls and makes his way back to civilization or he dies of exposure.
Either way, society wins.
1 CompetitiveLoiterer 2018-10-31
People look back in the past and wonder why they had so many rites of passage and therefore removed them.
Then they see people OP and realize there was a reason they existed in the first place.
1 80BAIT08 2018-10-31
The OP probably doesn’t have enough meat on him to make a meal. Literally useless to the tribe.
1 yourdeadwife 2018-10-31
Just a floating piece of artic ice imo. He seems like one good male feminist moment away from raping some poor girl in a fit of autistic rage.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-10-31
Can we do that with all of men’s lib?
For fairness we can haul all of T_D out as well but I have this feeling a significantly higher percent will survive.
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1 Anarcho_Autism 2018-10-31
It's so strange to see the type of sexual repression, shame, and guilt you'd find in a deeply Catholic or Mormon community on a secular subreddit for progressives.
These folk need serious therapy and sex with actual gussy.
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-10-31
gross
1 Anarcho_Autism 2018-10-31
There's no poo poo in gussy, tho.
Bussy's tight and right, but it holds the poo poo.
1 Liamdev 2018-10-31
Not right now it doesn't
1 Anarcho_Autism 2018-10-31
dtf?
1 Matacks607 2018-10-31
What's a gussy?
1 Momruepari 2018-10-31
It's called autism and it's become an epidemic
1 RyuunDragon 2018-10-31
Daddy said so
1 T0yN0k 2018-10-31
Maybe the antivaxers were on to something.
1 Momruepari 2018-10-31
Q predicted this
1 skomes99 2018-10-31
Nah, if he is ugly/uncomfortable, then it is entirely possible that they were doing this to make fun of him and Menslib will be supportive.
It reminds me of that video of a fat kid in a mall, and some pornstar or something goes and flashes him and he has absolutely no reaction. They picked that fat kid because he looked like a loser.
It is like bullying.
1 0987654231 2018-10-31
He needs confidence. They could have been flirting or teasing, it doesn't really matter the real problem is his insecurity.
1 Jzargos_Helper 2018-10-31
Even if they were making fun of him it was the visible unease that was the trigger. A normal fatty standing in the elevator would not elicit any reaction.
If we assume the girls were evil and his discomfort was unavoidable he could have still easily said No thanks guys hope you have a good night :)
People that behave and think like this need mental help not progressive male feminism.
1 skomes99 2018-10-31
So? If he is uneasy, that doesn't mean they should make fun of him about it.
If 2 gay guys walked into my building during Gay Pride Parade day/week (I live near the gay part of my city) with their dicks out, I'd be uncomfortable too, I wouldn't expect them to wave their dicks at me and make comments.
1 bigberthaboy 2018-10-31
Yeah but now you're talking about ideals vs this guy's reality
1 coldfirerules 2018-10-31
Yea thats a pretty far cry from being a good analogy bud.
1 skomes99 2018-10-31
And that's a far cry from being an intelligent reply
1 coldfirerules 2018-10-31
Oh dear, its retarded.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-10-31
If you're so much of a pussy that you would go online to whine about some dudes waving their dicks at you, then you deserve it. Just be mildly disgusted and move on with your life like a normal person.
1 ConsequentDog 2018-10-31
If they did, are you retarded enough to turn into Rain Man, or do you have the brains and lack of autism enough to be able to speak like a functioning adult human being in getting yourself away from the situation?
1 skomes99 2018-10-31
The person in question did speak, did say no and did exit the elevator.
Perhaps you should read the post before making a point that is entirely irrelevant.
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-10-31
Yeah, I guess a foid is going to have to defend the guy.
You know how Reddit is always going on about how "if the genders were reversed, no one would care"? This thread is the reason no one cares. Not gussies, not feminists, guys. This just reinforces the idea that dudes are always up for some tit or pussy, and if they aren't there's something wrong with them. Take that attitude and then wonder why no one thinks women can rape men. Add to that the idea that no one is supposed to care when women are aggressive sexually.
1 ConfuseTheJews 2018-10-31
Except in this case, it was flirty teasing
There's nothing to show it was bullying, unless that person has the autism and doesn't understand humans interacting with each other
They didn't make threatening gestures and they didn't invade his space. They weren't aggressive in the least bit
Wouldn't matter if it was a man or woman here who was literally shaking after having the person speak to them like that. And reinforcing the shaking won't help him at all to deal with random people who might say things
Shit, if two half naked gay guys were there and one of them said the construction work comment, we'd be laughing at his homophobia for freaking out over something that mild
Makes me wonder if incels have similar problems and then get bitter when they never deal with how to interact properly
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-10-31
You're making good points. I just don't like this guy being basically emasculated because he felt like his boundaries were crossed and he didn't like it. He should be able to talk about it without getting roasted. Some poor dude who has had something worse happen to him is going to feel like people are going to think he's a pansy if he complains. Also, I think we should start teaching young girls that not everything they do is fucking hilarious as long as they are halfway hot. Both sexes need to be taught they can hurt the opposite sex, not just men being taught that. And yeah, we need to teach people some resilience and coping skills so when shit does happen, they can take care of it and move on.
1 ConsequentDog 2018-10-31
I just don't like this guy being basically emasculated because he felt like his boundaries were crossed and he didn't like it. He should be able to talk about it without getting roasted.
No, he shouldn't, if his boundaries are, "A woman said something flirty to me and it nearly gave me a panic attack."
We need to stop coddling this kind of self-indulgent self-victimizing bullshit.
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-10-31
Ok, well you do you. Guys on Reddit just don't get to blame men's problems being ignored all on the gussies.
1 ConsequentDog 2018-10-31
They get to blame it on everybody, because nobody cares.
Getting PTSD from seeing a Halloween thot isn't a "men's problem," though.
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-10-31
If the blame goes to everyone, then clean up your side of the street.
1 ConfuseTheJews 2018-10-31
Problems are all his, not theirs
If he had encounter two oiled up half naked attractive gay men who had said something teasing like this, his reaction would be on the border of homophobic
There's no reasonable expectation here, for thinking he'd be hurt by that couple of words
His problem was with them, and making looks like they just farted around him because their clothes bothered him
Big fucking visible demonstration that he didn't like them being around him
And they still try to lighten the mood by teasing him gently at a distance instead of being offended by him. Dumb little fucker needs a slap upside his head for projecting his past bullying shit on people and using it to excuse the sex negativity
He doesn't need more asspats and others encouraging it
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-10-31
Number ☝️: Pay attention to user names so I don't have to take responsibility for another person's retardation. I can barely handle answering for my own.
Number ✌️: Glad to see the Gussy Defense Force out to defend the elevator thots honor.
Number 🤟: No one has said you need to run around giving anyone asspats. 🍑👀
1 ConfuseTheJews 2018-10-31
At least you're handling it. Too bad you're not a woman or you wouldn't have to take responsibility for almost everything if you didn't want to
So pay attention to this comment I made:
He should learn how to handle the autism. Feeding this delusion that he was the victim of attack doesn't help him, and it doesn't help guys who are actually assaulted by a women
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-10-31
Yes, he should learn to handle the autism. I don't think anyone should tell him something terrible happened to him. I think guys would be less baffled about the way things play out in society if they stopped seeing noticing things as a problem.
1 ConfuseTheJews 2018-10-31
Works for me
Good start, but it would be even better if the people were more discriminating about what is an actual problem and what's not
1 ILieToCaptchas 2018-10-31
Thing js swap the genders and the same reaction would be reasonable
Flirting aint harassment, this was flirting
And even if it was a bit mean spirited we should still say to him that the offense was too little for him to make such a big deal
1 Protista_of_Peace 2018-10-31
Eh, something being stupid and inconsequential has never stopped the reverse the genders circle jerk. There's nothing wrong with just noticing how shit goes down sometimes and wondering how it may affect how other things go down. I agree in this case, the guy should be talked back from the ledge.
1 ILieToCaptchas 2018-10-31
Yeh
We need some voluntary to bang the incel out of him though ..
1 Alicesnakebae 2018-10-31
I feel bad for him, you can feel bussy shaking with each word. Hopefully those girls don't sexual assault him or worse
1 serial_crusher 2018-10-31
I'm surprised he didn't come out of that experience worrying that he'd sexually harassed them.
1 ConfuseTheJews 2018-10-31
That would have been my exact thots too. He might still convince himself that he harassed them in the future tho
Just give him a few months to make up the proper story out of parts of his interaction with them
1 DukeOfSquirrels 2018-10-31
I'm in the presence of a master
1 anonymous93 2018-10-31
That's what I was expecting as well.
1 zergling_Lester 2018-10-31
Worse, nobody else in the comments pointed out the social power differential, the male gaze, the problematic assumption that those women were performing for him and that he was expected to flirt in return, all that stuff. They are not running a tight ship it seems.
1 ILieToCaptchas 2018-10-31
Yeah and some of them were almost telling him to get some balls
Time for a purge, it seems
1 Lehk 2018-10-31
male gays
1 melokobeai 2018-10-31
I think he needs to deal with his repressed homosexuality
1 BurgerLaowai 2018-10-31
Exactly... I think he needs to embrace his inner gaycel.
1 IronicRacismIsCool 2018-10-31
I tried to measure the autism of this poster and broke my autism meter, what do I do now?
1 SageKnows 2018-10-31
Buy retardmeter
1 skyrimporn64 2018-10-31
I first assumed this was total bullshit, but seeing the replies, I've realized something - If any of them were in the situation, they'd do the exact same thing.
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2018-10-31
Even if these posts are fake, the fact the the comments aren't is the real tragedy.
1 FutureCW 2018-10-31
I saw the title and I figured that the comments were gonna be criticizing the dude for “literally shaking” because some girls were flirting with him and for some reason he became extremely uncomfortable, but then I realized that some people actually have that shitty mindset of “literally shaking”
1 Mariokartfever 2018-10-31
This boy need a t injection right into whatever organ will fix him
1 Wololol0w 2018-10-31
Tbh thots who tease you while knowing they would never sleep with you need to keep themselves safe
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-31
This sub is too low IQ to even understand what these foids were doing.
1 Wololol0w 2018-10-31
There's incel posting and then there's white knight posting. The menslib retard is a Moron and this wasn't harassment at all but it was something out of mean girls
1 alphetasauce 2018-10-31
Yeah, I hate when mean girls draw my attention to their tits and ass. All it takes is one witty comment in that moment to put your name as a contender. They probably wouldn't have slept with him that night, but it was some harmless flirting. I flirt with girls I have no intention of sleeping with. This is some straight up shut in comments. Have you ever left your room?
1 Wololol0w 2018-10-31
Fuck off with that hetero shit faggot. Reported to mods
1 alphetasauce 2018-10-31
Ok shut in. Maybe one day you'll conquer that agoraphobia.
1 Wololol0w 2018-10-31
Maybe one day you won't be a sick degenerate attracted to foids
1 alphetasauce 2018-10-31
Maybe, but probably not.
1 ffbtaw 2018-10-31
The problem is you're imagining menslib posters as something other than the obese autists they are.
1 ComedicSans 2018-10-31
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
1 Osterion 2018-10-31
It's because we're all chads and wouldn't imagine a women who wouldn't want to sleep with us. 😎
1 mcslibbin 2018-10-31
what is /r/drama becoming
1 Osterion 2018-10-31
I said the thots want to fuck us, not that we would ever submit to twisted desires.
1 mcslibbin 2018-10-31
oh thank god
i was legitimately worried this place had truly spiraled into degeneracy
1 UrMumsMyPassword 2018-10-31
true bussy bandits were born in a test tube and go throughout life without even hearing about gussy
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-10-31
I do not turn down women, Mandrake.
But I do deny them my essence.
1 BurgerLaowai 2018-10-31
I LIKE TATER THOTS
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-10-31
The horror of having tits and ass in your face. Please let me sign up for this thot abuse every day.
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-31
They were mocking him and he clearly knows it tbh.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-10-31
If you could pick any way to be mocked, I would sign up to be mocked like this all day every day.
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-31
That's why the foids control your mind.
1 alphetasauce 2018-10-31
This is why you have an internet girlfriend.
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-31
Another foid-zombie jumps in.
1 alphetasauce 2018-10-31
https://m.imgur.com/a/XG3YchF
1 IDFSHILL 2018-10-31
What exactly do you think linking this to me does?
1 diggity_md 2018-10-31
So do people who can’t handle mild bants tbqhfam
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-10-31
they noticed he was afraid of them, that's why they teased him. That's on him for acting like a scared autists tbh.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-10-31
Wait... That's a real thing?
1 Wololol0w 2018-10-31
Yeah. Girls like the attention only. That's why they do shit like kissing each other at frat parties and stuff
1 UrMumsMyPassword 2018-10-31
and these people are allowed to vote 😂🔫
1 aqouta 2018-10-31
I mean I like that too but wouldn't go out of my way or put people in shitty positions to get it. I just get it by being the most shredded guy at the gym like god intended.
1 Yumyummyboogers 2018-10-31
Lol how is this not common knowledge? You are setting yourself up for heart/dickache if you think otherwise.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-10-31
Haha oh I've been there. Not often though... I only give that kind of attention if I'm bored enough tbh
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-10-31
They only do that to manlets who are obviously afraid of them so the dudes kind of deserve it tbh. If he hadn't acted like he was going to piss his pants when the elevator door open they probably wouldn't have bothered him.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-10-31
Yo bitch, where do you think you are?
1 OysterCookie 2018-10-31
Foid walks up to you on one of the sluttiest drunkest days of the year and opens with "Do you need some construction done?;)"
you can:
Say something along the lines of I need to lay some pipe
Avert your eyes so Allah, pbuh, does not smote you, then go cry in your room because the mean thots dared to sexually harass you
1 umar4812 2018-10-31
Man this is some gay shit
1 OysterCookie 2018-10-31
the day I take anyone on reddits advice for anything sexual I might as well just give up and go shoot up a curves to rid myself of the foid menace
1 logicaldreamer 2018-10-31
What is a foid?
​
1 Osterion 2018-10-31
Definition
1.a beautiful women u must respect
2.a literal queen worthy of ur devotion
1 OysterCookie 2018-10-31
One who can gain access to curves
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-10-31
It's the 21st century anyone can
1 DoubleDexter64 2018-10-31
Imagine being so weak you actually crave gussy
1 UrMumsMyPassword 2018-10-31
the absolute state of (((You)))
1 MisunderstoodDemon 2018-10-31
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=foid
1 MilerMilty 2018-10-31
disgusting beast from hell
1 Mort_DeRire 2018-10-31
It's when you're repping top pair but your opponent reps a flush draw, and another diamond hits on the river so he comes in over the top, you tank for a minute and you lay them down
1 Rainfly_X 2018-10-31
Depending on the sub, that may well be the advice you get anyways. Assuming you successfully outrun the subreddit-scale banhammer.
1 Banned4Shitposting 2018-10-31
??? sounds like a chad tier comeback to me.
1 cmakk1012 2018-10-31
You’d unitonically pick option 2 wouldn’t you
1 umar4812 2018-10-31
hahahh my username is IRONIC
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-10-31
No kinkshaming, mayoskin
1 80BAIT08 2018-10-31
Don’t give Mens lib advice they’d Fuck it up.
> sees scantily clad thot > Im gonna. HitLay you out with a pipe. Hot you with pipe. Pipe Smash you... wait I didn’t mean it like that. DONT run!
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2018-10-31
He could use a pipe to the head. The male feminist cure-all
1 Osterion 2018-10-31
He should of asked them to fill in his pothole.
1 Ganbazuroi 2018-10-31
1 is the way to go, you gotta be playful in those situations. Even back when I was a shy wreck I knew you shouldn't act like a goddamn kid at those times.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-10-31
“I’ve got some wood, wanna build a cabin?”
1 HolyWarsPunishment 2018-10-31
My drywall in the foyer needs to be taken out so I can construct a kitchen nook.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2018-10-31
My culture is NOT your goddamn shitpost.
I’m proud of my anarcho-primitivism, including the extreme bombs marginalized people within that culture have mailed to techno-globalists. For it to simply be subject to sexual innuendo and cater to a normie audience is parallel to colonial ideology.
1 MoveTheGoalPost 2018-10-31
Are you a virgin? A real man stutters, trips when leaving the elevator and then shits himself in front of the girls.
1 chumthescrubber 2018-10-31
Whoa guy cool it with the testosterone
1 MG87 2018-10-31
This the only answer, laugh, flirt back. Jesus it's not hard
1 bigTstyle 2018-10-31
You severely underestimate the amount of autism in that sub
1 newcomer_ts 2018-10-31
Fucking nerve!
1 BurgerLaowai 2018-10-31
{pearl clutching intesifies}
1 Etsuko1 2018-10-31
The foid menace is out of control
1 HolyWarsPunishment 2018-10-31
B-but if you turned the tables and a GUY did that it would be sexual harassment so you can see the unfair double standards in...
1 austinaccount 2018-10-31
What if this country ever has to rely on the draft again.
1 temp_vaporous 2018-10-31
We need a good war to remove the overwhelming amount of soy walking around today. Balance must be maintained.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-31
everyone in this sub would probably be rejected before they could get drafted.
1 PeskyPapaya 2018-10-31
So there would be no "Bussy Boys" platoon? Why even live
1 e-guy 2018-10-31
Yeah wtf, I want to form a new Sacred Band of Thebes but with only r/drama users.
We wouldn't last a day, but the orgies would be rad.
1 istural 2018-10-31
Radical centrists would inherit the earth, as has been prophesied.
1 Baconlightning 2018-10-31
China vs. America will be the most pathetic war in history. A bunch of chinkcels vs. whatever men have turned into in burgerland.
1 allanmes 2018-10-31
business idea: China vs India, each gets four african countries and one scandinavian
the winning team then fights America with the assistance of Canada
one caveat is there is a maximum testosterone level rule for soldiers
1 102938475601 2018-10-31
The “maximum testosterone level rule” being that testosterone levels must be at the max level humans can physically handle during the entire. Every soldier is then Duke Nukem, game on.
1 RyuunDragon 2018-10-31
We talking 90s Duke Nukem or "Duke Nukem Forever" Duke Nukem?
DNF Nukem would just crack edgy sex jokes and get a bullet to the head in about 20 minutes
1 102938475601 2018-10-31
Green power armor is for pussies.
1 Femicide 2018-10-31
duke was a generic roid muscle man with sunglasses who said lines from 80s action movies like evil dead 2, and they live, word for word.
it actually annoys me that he somehow became the epitome of masculinity in pop culture, when really, it would be one of the action heroes he stole all his catch phrases from.
1 GrenouilleLaide 2018-10-31
If they just forgoe the draft in favor of bumping up the age limit and letting socks and sandals florida boomers mow down lines and lines of them like they always wanted to, the US could win.
1 IronicRacismIsCool 2018-10-31
Tbh I'm not sure a land at with China could even happen. They have non-nuclear missiles capable of sinking carriers. So we wouldn't be able to launch an amphibious assault.
1 Ikea_Man 2018-10-31
finally could clear out a lot of these computer-bound weaklings
make the gene pool a little cleaner
1 ffbtaw 2018-10-31
Insh'allah, menslib would be no more.
1 GIGGA_SAND_NIGGA 2018-10-31
how it goes down
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-10-31
America needs its own Stalingrad like yesterday and the front lines need to be drawn from Portland Brooklyn Seattle and San Fran.
1 mphjackson7 2018-10-31
It would look a little bit like this
1 schabadoo 2018-10-31
We get to see draft riots and mass desertion like our forefathers before us. Good for Drama.
1 HolyWarsPunishment 2018-10-31
We started to push feminism pre WW2, then abruptly stopped when it was clear we would need fighting men, then resumed again in the 60s. I don't know if we'll be able to turn things around that quickly again.
1 Psyman2 2018-10-31
Imagine being so fragile a femoid creating air vibrations in your general direction makes you feel sick and depressed.
1 NecroC 2018-10-31
I couldn't read his the whole post, what a fucking vagina.
1 the_popcorn_pisser 2018-10-31
This is just sad shit man, I mean come on, this has to be a troll. Pre meds I have to worst possible social anxiety you could imagine, and I would've been ecstatic to have some foids do that to me. I've probably would've replied "hell yeah baby" which as cringy as it sounds is much better than this story (or would somehow end with a sexual harassment complaint, who knows, crazy world).
Sometimes I look back and feel bad about the super cringy and odd shit I used to do when I got socially anxious. But after reading this story, lol fuck that.
1 alejandrocab98 2018-10-31
He said: Wh... what do you mean???!
1 vavskjuta 2018-10-31
N-nani?!?
1 kirukokujin1 2018-10-31
fuck you
1 vavskjuta 2018-10-31
Ooh yes senpai please do ;)
1 69big69daddy69 2018-10-31
this dude is teenage girl with 5 tumblrs about feminism level of easily triggered
1 Kellere31 2018-10-31
I'll give him 3 years before his boybussy gets destroyed by some black benis.
1 NGBRecocoBestGirl 2018-10-31
I mean, he’s been trained to feel that any masculinity or masculine urges is equivalent to a torture and rape frenzy.
1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-10-31
Thanks, OP. Now I gotta worry about if my son is like this the next time he's back from school.
1 umar4812 2018-10-31
Pls go away now
1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-10-31
I WAS YOUNG. I DIDNT KNOW NO BETTER!!!! 😢😢😭😢😭
1 bubastiscatmummy 2018-10-31
Seems quite gay tbqh, fam
1 IFuckedZoeQuinn 2018-10-31
Literally raped by thots
1 diggity_md 2018-10-31
A.) this is a creative writing exercise because no one on earth is this much of a failure.
B.) lmao ohana means family
1 Rainfly_X 2018-10-31
Now that the Republicans are finally taking the house, we have the firepower to impeach Ohana and Crooked (((SHILLARY))).
I still can't quite wrap my head around 1) that tweet being posted just yesterday, holy shit, and 2) The phone number for his financial scam company actually redirects to his mom's voicemail - that will never not be funny
1 shut_up_frank 2018-10-31
Uh wrong post buddy?
1 Rainfly_X 2018-10-31
Ahem, excuse me, but this is /r/drama. If you're not derailing the conversation in 5 different contradictory directions, you're not keeping up.
1 e-guy 2018-10-31
OK yes, but what about the Hibernian question?
1 Rainfly_X 2018-10-31
I've only hibernated once, and that was an accident. The garage had better ventilation than I expected, so I just ended up taking a long nap.
1 diggity_md 2018-10-31
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong post. The leather club's two blocks down.
1 headasplodes 2018-10-31
This guy literally sounds like autistic
1 CompetitiveLoiterer 2018-10-31
Complaining about being sexually harassed is just a reframed humblebrag about how sexy you are.
Change my mind.
1 carnivoreinyeg 2018-10-31
That's why it's important to simply comment "humblebrag" every time a girl on your Facebook complains of sexual harassment or talks about their sexual assault.
1 ApugalypseNow 2018-10-31
Motherfuck, do I want to bully this little pissant. What a weak little shit.
1 Pro_Extent 2018-10-31
It's a mixture of MensRights, feminism, and self hating degeneracy, with a pinch of repressed bull fantasy.
1 2DDefenseForce 2018-10-31
Radfem approved mens rights, i.e. feminism.
1 ApugalypseNow 2018-10-31
Oh, now that makes sense. I got banned from MensLib the same day I got banned from GenderCritical.
1 DutchmanDavid 2018-10-31
Sooo... MensLib is TERF territory or what?
For those not in the know: TERF = Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminists, or "feminists that hate trans people, because trans people are just men trying to take over womanhood" or something. The GenderCritical sub is TERF territory, where the Feminism sub isn't, because that's Intersectional Feminist territory.
1 ApugalypseNow 2018-10-31
Well I don't know what you're saying but I'm gonna kick your ass.
1 Yumyummyboogers 2018-10-31
Even radfems are disgusted by these limp-wristed soyboys. Didn't you hear about how more radfems date conservative men than liberal?
1 Thatlookedlikeithurt 2018-10-31
Lol, he can't find his spine and he complains about it to a bunch of people who also don't have a spine.
1 Sojir 2018-10-31
This has to be bait
1 wickedogg 2018-10-31
Can't women just wear clothing that always makes me feel appropriately?
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-10-31
Those Halloween thots should have been wearing burqas so as to not tempt him 😡😡😡
1 wickedogg 2018-10-31
No stupid, burqas would make him feel nervous about terrorism, is it so fucking hard to dress so you don't make other people feel uncomfortable? For fuck sakes
1 -Morgenstern- 2018-10-31
Needs more hijab
1 wickedogg 2018-10-31
You're triggering my Islamophobia #SAFESPACEFORWHITES!!
1 Spookybooks2 2018-10-31
This guy needs to start lifting weights and get fucking massive.
1 ConfuseTheJews 2018-10-31
Squats for thots?
1 Spookybooks2 2018-10-31
For some self-respect.
1 ConfuseTheJews 2018-10-31
I know, but low hanging fruit there
1 Baconlightning 2018-10-31
Wait how do you accidentally end up in a thot party?
1 ILieToCaptchas 2018-10-31
Thots are everywhere nowadays man, you are minding your own bussiness then suddenly BANG some thot is sucking your dick.
How incels cant get laid in 2018 is beyond me
1 cuteman 2018-10-31
Is that what we are calling autism now?
1 wellmade-mango 2018-10-31
He sounds autistic.
1 CholentPot 2018-10-31
Jokes on them.
I don't celebrate this horror of satan worship festival. I'll sit at home and eat my fig newtons while reading passages of Daniel.
I'm the scariest house on the block.
1 FelineExpress 2018-10-31
If you feel 'sexually harassed' as a man, there's only one cause; You're a homosexual and you refuse to admit it.
1 ILieToCaptchas 2018-10-31
You have never been hitted on by middle age women who are having a middle life crisis I see. That is some gross shit man
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-10-31
If your dick had spent any amount of time experiencing gussy diversity you'd know that middle aged pussy is the best.
It knows what it wants and takes it. No fumbling around in the dark trying to find the right hole.
And more importantly it doesn't expect a follow-up session expressing your feelings about the previous encounter.
That last part is probably what turns you off.
1 ILieToCaptchas 2018-10-31
I like to cuddle ☹
1 gilmore606 2018-10-31
wow this
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2018-10-31
I mean as an NYCer I’ve straight up been molested by middle age mayo gussy on a crowded train before. To be honest I wasn’t sure how to react so I let that shit happen. Probably made her day and I’m not going to go cry about it either.
1 ILieToCaptchas 2018-10-31
Thags my reaction too and is not like I give a fuck but they are gross and old
Old gussy smh
1 Hepu 2018-10-31
Translated: I was not invited.
1 Mabans 2018-10-31
Because he stands in the corner with sweatpants on and a moist tent most of party..
1 PixelatedFractal 2018-10-31
Imagine being so
ineffectual as a human beingwoke that a hot girl asking if you want to horizontal hula disgusts you.1 Reeko_Htown 2018-10-31
oh come the fuck on.
1 whoatethekidsthen 2018-10-31
Imagine being such a virgin you have a panic attack over tits
1 mtg_liebestod 2018-10-31
I look forward to the pile of “woke man argues that he has PTSD from being hit on by 2D women” continuing to grow and seeing what sorts of frictions that creates within leftist communities.
1 alejandrocab98 2018-10-31
Is that a leftist subreddit? God damn yall got some domestic terrorists on your side but we got these soyboys
1 sodomcel 2018-10-31
beta volcels not even once
1 madvillainer 2018-10-31
what are the odds of this happening to a menslib poster?
this sounds more like some christian anti-porn fanfic
1 wow___justwow 2018-10-31
Can't really blame him in current year where regret = rape and staring = rape. I have no idea how to prepare my son for college.
Maybe he'll be a homo and spare me the grief.
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2018-10-31
Maybe stop reading sites who dig through thousands of colleges to find fringe cases and teach him to be a normal dude who actual get boundaries and what a nonverbal no/fuck off looks like. It’s not difficult.
1 wow___justwow 2018-10-31
You'll never take me off reddit!
Also nothing that you just typed will save him from regret = rape.
1 lucajones88 2018-10-31
What a fucking virgin, I can actually picture him so clearly in my mind.
1 ComedicSans 2018-10-31
I need a bunch of flashcards with numbers on them so I can award this a 10 out of 10 for socially-retarded super-autism.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-10-31
I unironically miss undergrad on Halloween. It was like a grab bag of treats turning tricks.
1 bigberthaboy 2018-10-31
Lol especially considering your life now
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-10-31
=( baby girl on the way...cruel irony.
1 preserved_fish 2018-10-31
Since we're on the internet, you can always use this.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-10-31
Then immediately came to Menslib where this behavior is expected and rewarded.
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2018-10-31
I can't wait for the inevitable Jonestown-esque coordinated mass dick removal of this sub.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-10-31
Don't forget the guy that wanted to castrate himself as penance for his maleness.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2018-10-31
Note the elaborate metaphor that he uses to represent the guilt he feels over masturbating.
1 Momruepari 2018-10-31
leddit in a nutshell
1 nicethingyoucanthave 2018-10-31
How hard is it to say "yes, I have a pole that needs to be erected"
Jesus fuck, your ancestors died face down in the mud so that you could party with drunk, horny chicks. Honor them!
1 Legion681 2018-10-31
^ tip of the hat to this comment.
1 Burnnoticelover 2018-10-31
“I’d say everything’s already been erected”
“My bed needs a stress test.”
“Why don’t you do an appraisal and let me know.”
That’s just off the top of my head.
1 MilerMilty 2018-10-31
whats retarded about that? foids are disgusting
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2018-10-31
dude bussy lmao
1 ActuallyToiracse 2018-10-31
. . .
1 dootwthesickness_II 2018-10-31
Never before have I seen this used as a euphemism for "penis."
1 Lehk 2018-10-31
option 1) tell them I could lay some pipe
option 2) go on reddit and cry that hoy girls flirted with em.....
such a difficult choice
1 aef823 2018-10-31
What kind of costume party happens days before halloween?
I thought the main point of it was to wear costumes and be in one house so you don't need to hand out candy.
1 DownVoteGuru 2018-10-31
USally because tons of parties are going down so instead of all the parties on one day, several parties in a few days.
1 preserved_fish 2018-10-31
Halloween is like a whole season now.
1 MG87 2018-10-31
Because people have shit to do during the week, so yeah it makes more sense to party on the weekend
1 lua_x_ia 2018-10-31
Halloween is on a Wednesday, parties are on the weekend
1 Spysix 2018-10-31
There are weekend parties since Halloween falls on a weekday.
1 BigLebowskiBot 2018-10-31
Is this a... what day is this?
1 aef823 2018-10-31
Well yeah, which is why you do it at night.
1 Spysix 2018-10-31
Weeknight*
1 palerthanrice 2018-10-31
What a pathetic post. I agree that it’s probably best to avoid those types of girls, but this guy has no social awareness whatsoever.
When a stranger tells an obvious joke, it’s always best to laugh a little bit, even if it’s not funny. Also, every time you talk to a stranger and break conversation or leave the space, you always give some type of farewell. He honestly could’ve gotten away with his original autistic response if he just said, “Have a good night,” as he left the elevator.
The fact that in his mind he thought this was sexual harassment shows how weak he thinks he is. He honestly thinks he has no power whatsoever in that type of situation. Even if this post is fake, the comments are even sadder anyway.
1 froibo 2018-10-31
https://media.giphy.com/media/onWhPSBARajZK/giphy.gif
1 double-happiness 2018-10-31
Christ, that's apposite.
1 rodion_kjd 2018-10-31
I..... what?
1 regeya 2018-10-31
Yeesh, I want to applaud but I don't know who to applaud. Which one of those girls is named Albert Einstein?
1 double-happiness 2018-10-31
Or maybe just wait a few years and see if you feel differently? Growing up fixes a lot of things, you know (the guy's a college student, so I'm assuming he's young). I hate this tendency to over-prescribe therapy for every damn thing, and I've been there myself.
Anyway, y'all are a bunch of meanies. I feel for the guy's awkwardness TBQH.
1 AlexVeezy 2018-10-31
Bro if you don’t know how to interact with chicks in college you’re a lost cause
1 alejandrocab98 2018-10-31
Therapy can’t hurt anyone lmao its not like prescribing Xanax there’s no negative side effects. People who don’t even need therapy go because they like it.
1 double-happiness 2018-10-31
Not sure if I would entirely agree with that, to be honest. I found it very tiring actually. I once nearly got hit by a car because I was so zapped afterwards.
That's not very good evidence that there are 'no negative side effects' though, is it. You could say the same about lots of things, just because people enjoy and seek something doesn't mean it's not potentially harmful.
1 Tetragrade 2018-10-31
What if he has the mind of an autistic manchild but the body of a chad and they wanted to smash dat bussy.
1 Bodysnatcher 2018-10-31
Reddit's overwhelming lack of socialization becomes more apparent every single day. Really glad I just come here to shitpost and look at things, and not get life direction from this site. On the other hand, I'm also glad that others are getting life direction from this site, because holy hell it is funny as fuck.
1 alejandrocab98 2018-10-31
The funniest part of this site is people taking relationship advice when any mentally sane person who hasnt been destroyed emotionally wouldnt be regularly surfing that subreddit anyways
1 tetreonbeam 2018-10-31
I kinda get how OP feels here. I have a lot of memories from high school and college of women flirting but in sort of a sarcastic way where you're not sure if they're being sincere or mocking you.
1 SgtViktorReznov 2018-10-31
Same tbh. Got a lot of that from my school days too. It's best just to ignore girls like that.
1 chumthescrubber 2018-10-31
Don’t worry bro something tells me they weren’t even real construction workers
1 ArlenBilldozer 2018-10-31
The horros of being blown behind at a house party by some thot who's juggling a Marboro Red, Jagerbomb and your balls in her hands. The absolute horror.
1 Dogfacedgod88 2018-10-31
Fucking pussy
1 Tenshimaru_tokugawa1 2018-10-31
I'm lucky to always carry a crucifix with me in case something like that ever happens to me.
1 DonkeyVaughn 2018-10-31
These are the type of guys the bubble-wrap SJW feminist crowd will publicly defend, but even they are LMFAO behind his back.
1 EXQUISITE_WIZARD 2018-10-31
Most of the people commenting here should be ashamed of themselves. You wouldn't be saying stuff like this if OP were a woman and it was men behaving that way.
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2018-10-31
This is ironic right?
1 carthoris26 2018-10-31
What a fucking cuck.
And I don't mean cuck in the meme-y alt-right sense. I mean it in the limp dicked "Baby did you cum?" pussy eating soyboy sense.
And I don't mean soyboy in the meme-y alt-right sense. I mean it in the effiminate "Was your ex bigger than me?" cock sleave wearing mama's boy sense.
And I don't mean mama's boy in the meme-y alt-right sense. I mean it in the pathetic male-feminist "I'm still your favorite boy, right mommy? Ron is such a jerk, I don' t want to call him dad." desperately seeking women's approval sense.
And I don't mean pathetic male-feminist in the meme-y alt-right sense. I mean he's absolutely going to be a rapist.
1 coldfirerules 2018-10-31
I wanted to tell him he might be more comfortable somewhere like Saudi Arabia but then I realized if he cant handle the incredible adversity that is seeing scantily clad college girls, he wouldnt last long as a mayo in camel country.
1 suncoon 2018-10-31
Incel on auicide watch
1 rnjbond 2018-10-31
I love that he looked away from them because looking at them would be Sexual harassment.
Also, it's way creepier to look away from people you're in an elevator with than to make eye contact.
1 kommerkom 2018-10-31
Holy shit, this pasta is so good
1 sooth_ 2018-10-31
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1 wisty 2018-10-31
On the other hand:
Am I missing something? Is there maybe some difference because the harassment wasn't structural?
1 Gtyyler 2018-10-31
What is the difference this and a greentext of a guy studdering when talking to a girl? Is menslib secretly r9k?
1 Crusader_1096_2 2018-10-31
I thought these fags believed that it's impossible for men to be raped (or sexually harassed) by women.
1 Mabans 2018-10-31
Does anyone actually believe cockamamy story?
1 Matacks607 2018-10-31
I was critical of them and was insta-banned. Wow they are worse than women.
1 Matacks607 2018-10-31
I suspect that sub is ran by feminists in disguise.
1 BumwineBaudelaire 2018-10-31
reminder that /r/MensLib is the even more /r/ThatHappened version of /r/TwoXChromosomes
1 Robonator7of9 2018-10-31
OP's post history leaves me with more questions than answers.
1 ComedicSans 2018-10-31
OUT OUT OUT